Chapter 706: The Great Challenge
Zhang Guoli replied: "Zhang Xiaomin, first of all, I don't agree with one of your statements, you say that you are a person who has nothing, but in my opinion, your voice is very good, Mandarin is very standard, and your voice makes everyone feel very comfortable listening to it." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info I would like to ask, what direction do you plan to pursue after graduation? ”
"I'm still engaged in radio and television, but I guess I can only enter the radio station at most, because the radio station doesn't need to look at the face, and the TV station can only become behind the scenes, and you don't need to look at the face." Zhang Xiaomin laughed at himself.
Hehe......
The audience burst into good-natured laughter, and the laughter was also full of helplessness, in this era when the whole people look at their faces, Zhang Xiaomin was willing to laugh at himself for his appearance, and it is estimated that he also broke the jar and gave up completely.
Zhang Guoli said: "Radio can also be used, in fact, radio is no less entertaining than TV and online media. Even if you can't create jokes, you can combine the jokes written by other people with your life, match the theme of the program at that time, and then reorganize and say them in your own language, which can also achieve the purpose of entertaining the public. Of course, I'm just giving examples of radio work, and you should be bold and innovative. ”
The audience applauded, Zhang Guoli's answer was very appropriate, constructive, and practical, Zhang Xiaomin was in a much better mood, and other listeners also felt that Zhang Guoli would be very comforting.
Yang An picked up the microphone and said with a smile: "Let me add a few words, Xiaomin, you know Zhen Ling, right?" Do you think her physical condition is ...... compared to you?"
Hahahaha~~~
The audience erupted in laughter, and Zhen Ling's appearance appeared in everyone's minds, with a big pie face, short hair, a meaty chirping look, and a bloated figure, she is indeed a representative of ugly female comedians who are now active in the front line of the comedy industry.
Zhang Xiaomin also pursed her lips and laughed, but Yang Aneng said that it was inconvenient for her to comment.
Yang An said: "You are much stronger than her in appearance, she can succeed, at least you won't fail completely, right?" ”
Zhang Xiaomin nodded desperately and smiled happily.
Yang An said: "I have the same opinion as Mr. Guoli, I think your voice is also very good, I suggest that you can try to get in touch with the work of dubbing voice actors, there are very few talents in this area in China, and there are very few people who do a particularly good job, your good voice should be useful." ”
Zhang Xiaomin kept saying thank you, she was quite grateful, she was evaluated by Yang An, and it was broadcast live on the whole network, I believe that some units with high requirements for sound may also notice her, and her future will be brighter.
Yang An continued: "Just now you said that this society is now entertainment for all, and I very much agree with this. When we were children, we all heard parents and teachers say countless times that 'you are the best, you are unique and irreplaceable', and I think everyone has a good point, but I don't find it, and the face is just one of the advantages. Take Zhen Ling as an example, her merit is comedy talent, and she is completely shameless......"
Rumble!
The students laughed, it seems that Zhen Ling is going to be played badly today!
Yang An's eyes rolled, and he reached out and grabbed the chin of Xiao Yueyue beside him: "Is this face good-looking?" Do you think Xiao Yueyue eats with his face? ”
No matter how much Xiao Yueyue's face is pinched, it is impossible to become smaller and cute, but this guy stretched out two index fingers, pointed to his left and right faces, quickly blinked his eyes, and said with a cute smile: "Am I good-looking?" Am I beautiful? ”
Hahahaha!
This wave of laughter and applause did not stop for a long time, and in the end, it turned into a collective boo, which was a special appreciation cheer for cross talk actors.
"Xiao Yueyue is also shameless, he is not still red! In the first episode of "Let's Cross", Xiao Yueyue is still the male protagonist! Come on, I'll introduce you to a few more ugly guys. ”
Yang An stood up again as he spoke, and walked in the direction of Shen Teng, so frightened that Shen Teng hurriedly dodged, and didn't admit it even when he was killed: "Don't come here!" I'm a handsome guy! I'm a handsome guy! ”
Shabei also shouted in horror: "I'm also a handsome guy!" ”
Admitting that he is an ugly man in public, how embarrassing, the two of them will never agree to Yang An making fun of themselves!
"Yes, yes, you are both handsome guys! I'm looking for Baoqiang! ”
Yang An smiled and crossed the two of them, and came to Wang Baoqiang, who was sitting on the edge, this honest guy didn't know how to dodge, so Yang An hugged his shoulders and asked the camera: "Everyone said, is Wang Baoqiang's face good-looking?" ”
Wang Baoqiang couldn't learn to be so shameless as Xiao Yueyue, he smiled so stupidly, but the applause around him continued, all of them shouted: "Good-looking!" ”
"Don't comfort me, I know I'm ugly!" Wang Baoqiang is very generous and took the initiative to admit it, in fact, he is not good-looking at most, ugly is not necessarily ugly, anyway, there is no Xiao Yueyue ugly.
After making a fuss for a while, Yang An returned to his sofa position and sat down again: "In my opinion, a person's appearance is not important. The ugly people I mentioned just now, Zhen Ling, Xiao Yueyue, and Bao Qiang, no one can deny their great success in their respective fields. So Xiaomin, national entertainment is not about your appearance, but about your heart, you yourself have said that you have a heart for entertainment, that's enough, I believe you will succeed! ”
The audience applauded, Zhang Xiaomin cried on the spot, choked up, and cried non-stop with the microphone, she really felt so happy.
originally thought that this problem was over, Yang An suddenly sighed and said: "Alas, what I look down on the most are some people, who are obviously ugly, and they still don't admit it!" ”
Shen Teng and Sha Bei knew that this was referring to Sang scolding Huai, so they hurriedly shouted, and Shen Teng said, "Don't talk about me!" I was rated by everyone as Pan An in the cross talk industry! ”
Sha Bei also pointed to his face, swore an oath, and said categorically: "I, Sha Bei, rely on two major talents to eat, one is to rely on IQ, and the other is to rely on face!" ”
In the midst of the laughter all around, Yang An shook his head and continued to sigh: "After a while, I'm going to do a show, called "Jie Ugly Friends", like Bao Qiang, Xiao Yueyue, these ugly people can participate, and those who are handsome don't want to!" I want to invite the ugliest friends in the entertainment industry to participate in my variety show, I want to use the best production team, the best choreographer and director team, the most powerful director, the most luxurious investment, the top broadcast platform, and the most ......"
As Yang An said more and more, the cheers of the audience became louder and louder, because everyone saw Sha Bei and Shen Teng fidgeting, and finally quickly pounced, one of them hugged Yang An's thigh, and shouted desperately: "I am the ugliest!" I'm really ugly! ”
"I'm the ugliest, Brother Yang!"
"Invite me, invite me!"
"Who said I was handsome, who am I anxious about!"
In the laughter of the audience, Shabei also stood up, walked to the main camera position, held the camera and shouted: "Where am I handsome?" I exude ugliness in every pore, don't I? Director Guoli, you are talking with your conscience, where am I handsome? ”
Zhang Guoli deliberately teased him: "You are handsome everywhere!" ”
Everyone was about to laugh, Sha Bei was stunned for a moment, and shouted: "He Meimei Plastic Surgery Hospital is still open, right?" I'm going to have another facelift! ”
Many people's tears are about to fall from laughter, in the first issue of "Star Detective", Sha Bei played the Sha patient who was a plastic surgery failure, at that time he was ugly and handsome, and now this product still wants to be admitted to a plastic surgery hospital and become ugly.
"Rush Erba, rush Er Ba, don't make trouble, come here!"
Xiao Yueyue laughed and raised his hand to greet Shabei: "Don't make trouble, don't have plastic surgery all day long, it's too late to regret a medical accident!" Yang An has said, it's called "Jie Chou Peng", don't come to compete for a position with us, you can go again when he runs an issue of "Jie Shuai Peng", right? ”
Shen Teng stopped crying, he was still pulling Huang Xiaolei and Hai Lu just now, and he made the two of them say that he was ugly, and when he heard it, there might be "Jie Shuai Peng", yes, he can still participate in this issue.
Shabei didn't do it: "Yes, what's right?" "Jie Shuai Peng" can't be my turn, okay! ”
Yang An took the opportunity to explain: "There is only "Jie Ugly Friends", there is no "Jie Shuai Friends"! ”
Sha Bei and Shen Teng protested loudly: "I still admit that I am ugly!" ”
The 3,000 students and guests in the audience all laughed crookedly, their mouths never closed, wiped their tears one by one, rubbed their stomachs, and were really about to be crazy by these people.
is obviously a very chicken soup Q&A, but it was stirred up and ruined by Yang An's sudden "Ugly Friends", Sha Bei and Shen Teng, a pair of people who didn't admit that they were ugly at the beginning, changed their attitudes 180 degrees in an instant, and they didn't admit that they were handsome, so they had to be on Yang An's show.
Most people laughed to tears, mainly amused by the comedy contrast of this group of people, but after laughing, there are many thoughtful people like Zhang Xiaomin.
Appearance is really not important, it's good to have a heart for entertainment, Yang An has a pair of wonderful hands, which can turn decay into magic, friends with ugly looks in the entertainment industry are blessed, it may not be long before they will receive Yang An's invitation to participate in Yang An's most popular variety show and rejuvenate the second spring of their careers!
finally shifted the topic to "Let's Cross" and continued the Q&A.
Zhang Guoli announced: "No. 1319, please ask questions!" ”
No. 1319 is a tall, thin boy who reports that he is a senior at the School of Communication at Yamashiro University.
The boy said: "Hello teachers, I want to ask Yang An, there is a saying in the society that in the variety show industry, all the artists under Enron never participate in other variety shows, and many stars are waiting for your variety show invitation, or they are worried that you will no longer invite them after they get on the programs of Enron's competitors, so they turned down the invitations to other small variety shows, resulting in only Enron being the only one in the variety show industry, and other programs cannot invite excellent stars, and the ratings are not high, falling into a vicious circle. Is that really the case? ”
The audience was in an uproar!
This question is sharp enough! (To be continued.) )