Chapter 182: Coincidence (1530 monthly passes)
Of course, Xiao Liang also thought in his heart about the little niece of the head of the regiment, this child is too good at tossing! So far away, you can support the head of the regiment so that there is no time to stop every day!
As a scout, he went to wait for a letter to the regiment commander every day, of course Xiao Liang knew who the letter came from, and who influenced the regiment commander to be so abnormal. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
If Zhou Xiaoan knew about Xiao Liang's slander, he would definitely have to educate him that this orderly soldier should be unqualified!
What about the uncle's recuperation, he can only stay in the ward every day, and if he doesn't find something to do, won't he suffocate to death?
Therefore, Zhou Xiaoan continued to think of various ways to increase entertainment activities for his uncle, and strive to make him live a healthy and fulfilling life every day during his recuperation!
You can even guess a riddle for more than ten days.
Zhou Xiao'an came up with a riddle, and the uncle guessed the riddle, she deliberately made it bad, and only replied with two words, "No." ”
Uncle had no choice but to reply, "Is it xx?" ”
Zhou Xiaoan replied again, "No. ”
"What's that?"
"I don't want to say it."
"Is it xxx?"
"Kidding you! The first answer is right! Uncle, you have to have confidence in yourself, and you have to fight with reason......"
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I don't know how Xiao Liang, who went to wait for the postman early every day and actively picked up the letter from the regiment commander, would feel if he knew that the letter he got back was written like this......
Uncle is back, and Zhou Xiaoan is starting her new life positively and energetically again!
The first thing is to solve the problem that the home has become a public water house.
Now that Zhou Xiao'an is in the bathroom at home, he has closed his eyes and doesn't let himself go to see it, it's really miserable and can't see it.
In just one month, it completely changed.
The floor and toilet bowl were stained with ash from the bottom of the pot, cinders, rotten vegetable leaves, potato skins, suspicious dirt on the edges and broken crevices of the sink, and the faucets were crumbling and either couldn't be opened or sprayed with water......
The sink in the bathroom is piled up with pots and dishes that I don't bother to wash after eating, waiting to be washed before the next cooking, and the weather is gradually getting warmer, making the pool smell of rancid swill.
Of course, Xu Erni is the only one who can be so sloppy on the second floor.
She even confidently warned Zhou Xiaoan: "Don't go to the toilet at night!" Our house is full of pots and bowls, and you can't bury them with the toilet next to you? Besides, the guys in our family who eat all of them are on hold, how can you kick and touch them again? Are you paying for it?! ”
Zhou Xiaoan felt that if she didn't rectify this Xu Erni, then she would be too wretched!
It's completely useless to quarrel with this kind of person, and she can only be taught a lesson by reaping the consequences.
In the evening, Zhou Xiaoan put on rain boots and one-piece overalls in the supermarket, wore a big mask and endured the smell to the bathroom, and worked in it for a long time before going out.
Early the next morning, Xu Erni rushed to the front to grab water as usual, "Our pots are all occupying space here!" Why is it considered to be in line? ”
Kicked out the neighbor who was going to get water, Xu Erni slammed the door and took the four children to the bathroom first.
The neighbors have been treated like this several times, several women stand outside the door and bang on the door and scold, and the men are embarrassed to leave when they hear the sound of the toilet being used inside.
According to past experience, if she is allowed to enter, she will have to wait until their family is finished before she can come out. But today it was beyond everyone's expectations.
There was a quick popping sound in the bathroom, followed by the screech of pots and pans falling to the floor.
The exclamations and cries of Xu Erni and several children rang out one after another, and the bathroom became a mess.
When the door opened again, everyone was shocked by what was inside.
The ground was full of fragments of pots and pans, more than half of the sink fell to the ground, Xu Erni sat on the ground, her ankles were swollen a lot, and there were bruised blood stains on it, and the mother and son were covered with dirty stains and water stains, which was simply miserable.
"It's over! The sink is completely unusable! ”
"Zhao Changshun! Hurry up and carry your daughter-in-law back! This hurts a lot! ”
"Oh my god! The pot has been smashed off! ”
"Oops! Both pots are leaking! ”
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Xu Erni's family not only broke the dishes, but even the two pots could not be used.
The bottom of an aluminum pot fell neatly as if it had been cut, and an iron pot was smashed with a big hole by the falling sink.
It's just something else, it's just these two pots, it's too weird. I've never seen such a broken pot.
But they were so weirdly broken, and everyone watched with schadenfreude as Xu Erni sat in a filthy water stain and cried in her throat.
When Zhao Changshun was called over, he punched and kicked Xu Erni, "Loser girl!" Makes you lazy! Makes you sloppy! The guy who cooks is smashed! You will starve to death with these little cubs in the future! ”
A wok costs eight yuan and five industrial coupons, a coarse porcelain rice bowl costs eight cents, and ten want an industrial coupon, and every family eats the money and grain of the month by the meal, and the money is planned to be spent one by one, and suddenly so many things have to be added, and no one can afford it.
Xu Erni didn't dare to say anything, she was beaten honestly, several children had already gained experience, and they ran out while their mother was beaten.
Zhao Changshun also hurried away after beating his daughter-in-law, for fear that Zhou Xiaoan would find him to repair the pool again.
None of them complained about this, they were completely self-inflicted.
The pool was smashed by their two children, the adults shirked their responsibilities and refused to repair it, only tied it with two wires, and the pots and pans were also put in by themselves and refused to put them away.
Xu Erni jumped away on one leg in embarrassment, leaving the chaotic bathroom.
Engineer Zhang, who spoke Shanghainese Peizhou dialect, complained while sweeping the debris out, "Nong is good and has no quality, so he has no quality!" ”
It's easy to clean up a place where you can put your feet, Zhang Gong took his bucket and was the first to rush to catch the water, twist the faucet, snap! The faucet and the hose were disconnected at the same time, and the water sprayed him like a fountain.
"What's going on! What's going on! Zhang Gong retreated in a panic.
"Turn off the water valve! Turn off the water valve! Two experienced neighbors hurriedly ran in, one touched the water valve with a spray of water, and with a strong click, the water valve was not closed, and the iron handle was disconnected.
The one behind saw that the matter was not good and hurriedly retreated, and hit the toilet heavily in a panic, a stumble, the person just stood firm, but the toilet was unstable, swayed twice, and the old-fashioned toilet with a half-porcelain and half-wood structure cracked into four neat pieces, the same as the person cut it.
Everyone was stunned. The good bathroom was destroyed en masse in just one morning...... (To be continued.) )