Chapter 80: Where Are My Instant Noodles?
"Smack!"
A clearly visible slipper print appeared on Yuichi's face, and when Sakiya put the slippers down, Yuichi's sluggish expression was revealed. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Hmm...... It hurts......"
This is Yuichi's first impression, in order to make the slippers firm, so that he will not change the slippers often, Yuichi even asked the shoemaker to help him nail a thin board under the slippers, so that the soles of the slippers will not be easily worn, and increase the firmness of the slippers, as for the harsh friction sound of sliding on the ground...... That's not Yuichi's scope of consideration for "affordability".
Think about it, the feeling of being hit by a wooden plank, the feeling that a whole muscle feels puffy, the feeling that there is no nosebleed coming down, but it feels like it is flowing non-stop.
Wait a minute...... It's not just the pain, it's ......
"Oops! What does this smell like, why does it stink so much! ”
While covering his face, Yuichi complained.
"Oh...... This one...... In order to increase the success rate of killing Xiaoqiang, I put a ...... at the bottom of the slippers Dropped ......"
"What the hell did you put it in?"
Yuichi roared at Sakiya.
"Well...... What are you doing with such a big fire, isn't it just a little insecticide...... Is this necessary...... And although you are a pervert and a waste, you can still carry the pesticides anyway......"
"Kill...... Insecticides......"
Yuichi remembered the insecticide that had been placed in the corner of his house and was already covered with dust......
And he still remembers that the bottle of insecticide seems to have been bought when Yuichi first came more than two years ago!
"Ugh!"
Yuichi made a suffocating sound, and then fell straight behind him without a good taste.
"Uh...... Actually, it's an insecticide...... Is it? ”
For this situation, Sakiya also said that it was a little inexplicable.
At this time, the transparent Yuichi slowly floated out of his body.
"Perhaps...... It's really ...... Insecticide? ”
"But looking at the pervert's appearance, this shouldn't be anti-wolf spray......
"Hmm......" When Yuichi woke up, it was already bright outside, and he even wondered if he had slept until noon, but he looked up at his computer screen that was still lit and found that it was only seven o'clock, and there was still some time before class.
"Hmm...... My head hurts. ”
The toxicity of the pesticide had not yet dissipated, and Yuichi staggered up from the floor with his hands over his dazed head.
"How can I be lying on the floor? Also, how can I be in the computer room? ”
It seems that Yuichi is broken again, it seems that this insecticide is still a neurotoxin, and as for something like neurotoxin, it may not be allowed to be mixed into pesticides.
Does it mean that after the expiration of this brand of insecticide, the toxicity does not decrease but increases?
Of course, Yuichi couldn't have thought of this.
"It's seven o'clock, it's time to go."
Yuichi said slowly, and then walked to the door of the computer room, turned his head to look at the bed in his bedroom, Yuichi was angry, because Saki was sleeping with his pillow again.
That's my pillow!
Of course, Yuichi didn't dare to make such a scream when Sakiya was asleep.
Otherwise, Xiang Yuichi's attack may be a brutal unilateral torture, but Yuichi has tasted the feeling of bathing in the rain of bullets created by Sakiya.
"Hmm...... It's really a headache, a troublesome person, creating a lot of trouble. ”
Compared to his physical headache, Sakuya gave Yuichi a mental headache.
"Gollum."
Suddenly, Yuichi's stomach began to remind Yuichi that it should be time for breakfast.
"Why are you hungry so quickly today?"
However, Yuichi seems to have forgotten that he had managed to eat something last night, but it all came out of his stomach after the black cat's corpse appeared.
Well...... It's better not to return to this kind of memory, so it's normal to say that Yuichi is hungry now.
“……”
After a few seconds of magical silence, Yuichi let out a long sigh.
"Then bear with me for a while, I'll go to breakfast with Shizuko later anyway."
Now Yuichi seems to have accepted the fact that Shizuko meets him at that intersection every day, and of course, he accepts Shizuko's daily treats by the way.
Really...... By the way, I accept it!
Thinking like this, Yu first raised his legs and walked towards the bathroom, ready to do his morning cleaning.
"Hmm!"
However, when Yuichi took the first step, his body sank sharply, and his right calf twitched violently, as if he had been electrocuted.
"Hmm! What does this feel like! ”
Yuichi covered his calf in pain, and on the calf, the green tendons were beating suddenly, which was caused by the abnormal flow of blood through the blood vessels in the calf, which means that it was in the leg lift just now......
Yuichi, who was already so hungry that his chest was pressed against his back, actually started to cramp in his calves the moment he raised his legs......
"Damn it...... it"
Yuichi covered his calf, sweating on his face in pain, but he tried not to make a loud noise, because this small pain was really nothing compared to the danger of his life.
After about five minutes, Yuichi got up from the ground, but the cramped leg still felt weak, he turned in one direction and dragged his leg towards the refrigerator, and his mouth was broken at the same time:
"No, no, I must eat something first, or I'll have to lie here later, this is a very serious problem."
Yuichi still remembers that during the last shopping mall incident, Yuichi brought out two large bags of things from there, which were all snacks, drinks, dry food, and some food anyway.
It can't be used for breakfast, but it's a good thing to use to relieve hunger for a while.
And those things, after he took them back, they were stuffed into the refrigerator, and there was still a refrigerator full of them at that time! Although I ate a lot later, I haven't eaten half of it.
And...... There seems to be a lot of instant noodles in there!
That's my favorite food!
A hungry Yuichi opened the door of the refrigerator with an expectant gaze, as if he had seen the glittering ...... Instant noodle......
"Ahh
Suddenly, Yuichi let out a roar of fear, as unbearable as the sound of stones rubbing against the concrete floor.
"Why, why is the fridge empty for my snacks? Where's my instant noodles? Ahh ”
Yuichi clutched his head and howled in pain.