Chapter 3 You Can't Come Yet

As soon as he got on the stone bridge, Lin Yuanchen saw two transparent people walking straight on the opposite side, one of them was a fat man, who seemed to be wearing a robe, holding a bowl in his hand, and the other woman was wearing a high bun and a colorful Xia robe. "Master, you see that the two of them are so fun, whether they are transparent or floating."

"That's the Buddha and Guanyin."

Seeing that the "Buddha of Rulai" and "Guanyin" had floated straight in front of him, Lin Yuanchen looked down and saw that neither of them could see their feet, and their bodies were three inches off the ground.

She involuntarily thought, "No feet? Isn't that a ghost if you don't have feet! ”

As soon as she thought about it, Na Rulai raised the bowl in her hand and knocked the door of her head, only to hear a bang, and a big bag suddenly bulged out on the door of Lin Yuanchen's head.

"Oops! Buddha, how do you beat people? ”

"Am I still a ghost if you can beat me?"

"This Buddha has a face full of flesh, thin eyebrows and fine eyes, and it hurts a lot to beat people." Lin Yuanchen muttered in his heart and glared at the Buddha. Then he turned to smile and said to the Buddha: "Buddha, Buddha, are you very good at martial arts?" I see that the monks of Shaolin Temple all practice martial arts to keep their families, you must have higher martial arts? ”

"Of course, what? Do you want to learn martial arts from me? What is your name? ”

The old Taoist next to him also glared at the Buddha at this time.

"Master named me Chen Yuji, if the Buddha is willing to teach me martial arts, I would be happy to stay and learn."

This made the old Taoist angry, and glared at Lin Yuanchen together.

"Go, go to my western heaven, and I will teach you martial arts every day."

"No, no, no, I won't go to the west of the Buddha, the incense is too strong there, I ...... I still won't go. ”

"Then teach you in the open area across the stone bridge."

"Yes, yes! Let's go! As soon as Lin Yuanchen talked about fighting, he happily pulled the Buddha's hand and went straight to the front of the bridge, and the old Taoist behind him followed with a displeased face.

When they reached the open field, they stood on each side.

"Let me ask you, what kind of martial arts do you practice? Why win? ”

Lin Yuanchen hugged his fist at the Buddha and said, "I learned Tai Chi from my father's master since I was a child, why did I win...... Master said that I was very good at listening and could discern movement. ”

"What does it mean to listen?"

"The so-called listening strength is to listen to the eyes and look at the skin, and the heart is imprinted. It can be divided into bone and skin and milli-hearing. If the effort reaches the realm of yin and yang, the whole body can do whatever you want, and the body and mind can enter the spiritual realm of the last chapter, the realm of transformation, the hair is empty, a feather can not be added, and flies and insects cannot fall. People don't know me, but I know people. Heroes are invincible. Lin Yuanchen had already set up a shelf as he spoke.

"A good person doesn't know me, I only know people. Let Master, come and see what you are listening to. With that, his hands were slightly bent to the sides and a loose shelf was opened.

Lin Yuanchen's mind was full of thoughts: This Buddha's body is like a yurt, and the center of gravity is short, so it is inevitable that he will suffer a loss if he rushes up like this, although he is a transparent person, he doesn't know how his skin and bones are, first go up and entangle him twice, and then stick three sticks, listen to his skin and bones. But where to start? It looks loose, but if I want to take it from his left hand, his right leg will come immediately, if from both armpits? Eh, this arm looks really meaty, yes, just wrap his arms around him at the same time to see how his legs move.

Lin Yuanchen ******** wanted to hear others, but she didn't know that all her thoughts could be heard clearly in the ears of the three of them.

After she finished thinking, she raised her legs and took a step towards the Buddha, and rushed straight to the front of the Buddha, with one hand from the outside to the bottom, and the other hand from the outside to the top, wrapping the Buddha's arms and upper arms, only to feel that the hands were heavy as if they were wrapped with a piece of lead, and they couldn't hear the distinction between muscles and veins and bones at all, but it was like a whole piece of iron hitting steel plastic. Between the lightning and flint, the Buddha's right arm was raised, and the left arm was withdrawn from the bottom, and this speed was simply not like it was coming from such a large body. The Buddha's left arm punched Lin Yuanchen's left shoulder from the bottom to the right, only to hear a snap, and the fist wind knocked her out of the way, and fell to the ground on her back.

"Master, what kind of body are you? How can it be like a whole piece of lead, Master, are you smoking too much incense, this is qi stagnation and blood stasis in Chinese medicine......

"Finally willing to call Master? Chen Yuji, are you still coming? ”

Lin Yuanchen jumped up from the ground with a carp, wiped the tip of his nose with his right hand, and said loudly: "Come on!" ”

She settled down and thought: I have been entangled, it is best to stick a sticky stick, and see where to start, this pile of meat is simply simple, and I don't know where to start. Those soft persimmons in the school can't be compared at all, so take this opportunity to have a good fight.

Lin Yuanchen jumped on the spot a few times and loosened her muscles and bones, it didn't hurt to be hit by the Buddha just now, this feeling was very strange, which made her even more excited, and she tried her best to think that even if she could take a step back from this pile of meat.

After all this was done, she calmly set up a shelf in the same place again, stared at the Buddha in her eyes, and rushed over.

She put her palms inward, the back of her palms against the Buddha's chest to the shoulders past, a sticky to attach the internal strength, but still feel like a piece of lead, the muscles are not moving, she has no choice but to listen to the snap twice, but it is her shoulders and the Buddha punched again, a few steps backwards and finally stood unsteady and sat on the ground.

She didn't have time to get up after sitting on the ground, so she let out two hearty laughs: "Master, your body is so strong, I can't even hear the skeletal muscles and veins, Master, you are actually not good for your health like this......

Before she could finish speaking, the Buddha said calmly: "Chen Yuji, are you still coming?" ”

Lin Yuanchen immediately stood up from the spot, clenched his fists and said loudly: "Come!" ”

Lin Yuanchen thought again in his heart: This sticky is sticky and sticky, I don't have to stick to his flesh, even after a few empty moves, I can hear where his moves are, yes, just do it. If you can't hear it with a real body, you can also listen to the moves.

Thinking of closing her eyes and recalling the moment when she was hit in front of her, she repeated the Buddha's vigorous marching routines and fist winds over and over again in her mind, which was to smell the breath of the other party's routine, and she replayed this breath in her mind until she remembered it in her heart.

Lin Yuanchen opened his eyes, clenched his fists and said, "Master, I'm here." "Step forward and unleash the move.

She wanted to grab the Buddha's wrist with one hand, and the palm of the other hand was outward to push the Buddha's inner buckled forearm, the Buddha turned over with both hands, Lin Yuanchen's Tai Chi master said that she listened very hard, not too much at all, she not only heard very well since she was a child, but also felt and perceived very well, her mother only said that she was sensitive, in fact, it was related to the body of a different number, at this time Lin Yuanchen had been able to reach the realm of no hearing. The Buddha slapped his hands and raised his legs to kick the Buddha's stomach, the Buddha fell in front of Lin Yuanchen with a jump, Lin Yuanchen's raised leg took a step back, and the leg retreated a few steps, the Buddha grabbed it with both hands, and somehow, Lin Yuanchen remembered the physics class he had just learned in junior high school without thinking, and the Buddha was like a hollow square representing a moving object in her eyes at this time, she didn't know how, two words came to her mind: inertia.

Lin Yuanchen's ghost turned over and jumped up on the spot, turned back in the air to borrow strength, reversed a circle and made a full waist strength, and slammed his feet at the chest of this Buddha, and this time he was really kicked by her. The Buddha's body was indescribably heavier, but he still took a small step back.

Lin Yuanchen used this anti-heaven waist strength, only to feel incomparable pain in his two kidneys, and sat down on the ground again.

"Chen Yuji, you don't want to die?" The Buddha said angrily.

"Oh, Master, I'm in so much pain, I can't move anymore, Master, you help me, help me......"

The Buddha stretched out his hand to help Lin Yuanchen up and sat down on the stone mountain on the side.

"Humph!" I could only hear the old man snorting angrily, but Lin Yuanchen didn't notice it.

I only heard her tell the Buddha earnestly: "Master, I also smell this incense, it doesn't smell good at all, your body is shaped like a vajra, in fact, there is no benefit, people have bones, muscles, veins and skin, Master, you are like this, isn't it like abandoning the body?" ”

"Little one, don't be ashamed to talk to me about the flesh."

"Master, I'm here for your good, if you can dissolve the poison of this incense, it's better to melt it as soon as possible." Lin Yuanchen didn't know why his body was so tough, but it was the poison of incense.

While the master and apprentice were debating about this body, they didn't notice that a small jade sword flew from the sky and forced Lin Yuanchen, saying that it was too late, and a sword stab pierced Lin Yuanchen's clothes, driving her to fly up and head towards the east in the distance.