Chapter 0286 Catch it and hand it over

Han Pingxiu scolded, grabbed the computer directly and threw it to the ground, and the ultra-thin notebook was smashed to pieces. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Ahh The files on my computer! ”

It was only after the fall that he realized that he was too impulsive. Thinking about those important documents on the computer, the corners of Han Pingxiu's mouth couldn't help twitching a few times. I don't know if I can get it back.

"Don't let Weibo post or delete posts! This Nima is protecting my account! This is clearly for me, and I'm going to sue that bastard! Han Pingxiu roared angrily.

Then he picked up his phone and dialed Jiro Nakata.

"Nakata-kun, Nakata-kun, why did your voice become slurred? What the? Did he go to your house and beat you again? Ahh Do you think that's the case too? Well, you'll come to my house later! Let's talk about what to do with that stinky boy! ”

After hanging up the phone, Han Pingxiu picked up the broken computer in distress, and muttered while picking it up: "I will definitely let you compensate me for all my losses!" ”

As soon as I picked up these things, the doorbell rang, and I didn't have to think about it to know that it must be Jiro Nakata coming.

After opening the door, the two looked at each other's swollen faces, and the corners of their mouths twitched. I finally found the feeling of sympathy......

"Han Pingjun, tell me, where should we start? I'm going to get double the revenge on that kid! As soon as Jiro Nakata entered the door, he said in a leaky accent.

"Nakata-kun, let me look at your teeth first." Han Pingxiu leaned forward with a concerned face.

"......" the corners of Nakata Jiro's mouth twitched violently, which pot is this product that can't be opened!

Ten minutes later, the two were discussing when the doorbell rang again.

"Who!" Han Pingxiu shouted through the door.

"Deliver the courier!"

"I haven't been shopping lately, have I? Could it be that some admirer sent me something? ”

Muttering, he walked over and opened the door.

A face appeared in front of him.

Familiar faces.

Familiar smiley faces.

Han Pingxiu swore that he would never forget this smiling face for the rest of his life......

"You!" Han Pingxiu pointed to Lin Feng's incomparably sincere smiling face and said in a lost voice, "Who asked you to come!" No, how did you find out where I lived! ”

"Smack!"

Lin Feng slapped him: "What so much nonsense!" ”

"You still dare to hit me! You have already broken the law by trespassing on people's houses, and now you dare to maliciously hurt people...... You, don't come here! Han Pingxiu said as he involuntarily stepped back, "I can tell you, my home is monitored!" Yes! ”

"Dare to find someone to hack me! I didn't want to greet you well, you really thought you were a good thing! In the name of a literati, what kind of ability is it to steal other people's works all day long! There's monitoring, right? I just saw the surveillance of your house and found it! How do you dare to threaten me? ”

Lin Feng pressed forward with every word he said.

"You can't stay in your stick country well, you have to come to my Huaxia to do something! Come on, come on, you still dare to do this kind of thing of rooster and dog theft, and you are still so blatant and justifiable! I'll give you another slap in the face! ”

"Han Pingjun, what kind of courier is yours? I haven't been on it for so long...... Come on......" Jiro Nakata walked down from the upstairs as he spoke, but when he saw Lin Feng, he forcibly held back his words.

His eyelids jumped for no reason, how could he be this guy who doesn't eat oil and salt!

I shouldn't have come to their house if I knew I wouldn't have come!

"Yo, that's a coincidence!" Lin Feng smiled, "Isn't this a bikin?" ”

"You, don't be arrogant! We've already discussed it, so I'll go to the consulate and sue you later! Let you know today that the two of us have been here for so many years, but we are not vegetarians! ”

Although he said this loudly, the tremor in his voice already showed his weakness and fear.

Lin Feng didn't laugh angrily, let go of Han Pingxiu, and walked towards Nakata Jiro.

"Yo, you're not a vegetarian, are you? See? Saying that, he raised his hand, "The big fist of the casserole, do you want to eat it?" ”

When Nakata Jiro saw it, he quickly subconsciously covered his face and retreated to the wall one by one.

"Whew!"

He would never have dreamed that Lin Feng was just a fool approaching him with his fist raised. The real weapon is that "flirting foot"!

"You liar!" Jiro Nakata clutched his crotch and roared.

"Bang!"

Lin Feng greeted him with a punch.

"Where did I lie? Isn't this the big fist of a casserole? The flirtatious foot just now is a buy-one-get-one-free giveaway. ”

On the side of the "......" Han Pingxiu stared at the serious Lin Feng with wide eyes, opened his mouth a few times to say something, and was stunned by the two rational hands.

He now knows that the first thing he did when he encountered this thing was to run!

If you can't run away, then the first element has to cover your face and, of course, your crotch......

After the fight, Lin Feng shook his hand: "The skin is so thick!" By the way, I forgot to tell you, I already called the police for you when I came, you don't have to thank me for this, this is what a five-good young man should do, I will go first, call me if you have something! ”

"Plop!"

Looking at Lin Feng, who turned around and walked away in a dashing manner, both of them squatted on the ground with their butts.

Thank you too?

Still five good youths?

Still calling you if you have something?

That's weird!

"Suzu ......"

At this time, the doorbell rang again.

When the two of them heard the doorbell, they couldn't help but feel excited, and they both had a conditioned reflex to the doorbell!

"Police! Open the door! ”

Han Pingxiu looked out through the cat's eye, it was really!

Immediately let his guard down and obediently opened the door.

"Click!"

Before he could react, his hands were handcuffed.

"Comrade policeman? Why are you handcuffing me? I am not a Chinese citizen, and you have no right to handcuff me! ”

"Less nonsense! Someone called the police, and the two of you called Miss at home! Now we're going to take you back for interrogation! ”

"Huh? Brother, isn't this Han Pingxiu! Another policeman wondered.

When Han Pingxiu heard this, his heart suddenly blossomed: "Hehe, that's right, it's just me!" Now you can let me go, right? I'm a public figure! ”

"Nyima! You are the Han Pingxiu who openly made all kinds of bad remarks on Weibo! ”

"Gah?" Han Pingxiu was forced, co-authoring them is not his fan!

"Then you have to take it away! Eh, brother, look at that ****** face, isn't it a dwarf winter melon in a bikini! ”

When Jiro Nakata heard this, he almost vomited blood without being angry, this image is all over!

"Hey! What a coincidence, I didn't expect to receive a call from the police and find the hiding place of these two people! Just catch it back and hand it over! ”

The two of them were confused, what is the hiding place? What to catch back and hand it over?

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October 4, 2016 22:25:35

(To be continued.) )