Chapter 2: The Worst-Case Solution

The sky has just dawned, Tian Jiyou, who has not slept all night, washed her face with clean water, she wants to prepare for the next war, she knows these shit middle-aged hooligans too well, she is simply a sanctimonious beast.

She has experienced a hundred battles in this kind of scene, but she never dares to slack off, because she cares very much about the reaction of the Su family in the crowd, and she also fantasizes about marrying into the Su family one day.

Ji Tianyou rang the gong, and the people who watched the excitement rushed into the house and surrounded the courtyard.

Su Xiaoman, who was still sleeping, heard the gong, grabbed his clothes and ran out, Su Mu saw it, chased after him and shouted loudly: "Shoes, shoes are on, don't trip." ”

The person was gone, Su Mu sighed, turned her head and cursed: "The broom star has caught people again, and the flies keep seamless eggs, and they are embarrassed to put them on the table and say, phew!" ”

Su Xiaoman pulled away the crowd and walked to Tianjiyou's side, and asked with concern: "Tianyou, are you okay?" ”

Ji Tianyou smiled and shook his head, before he could speak, his words were snatched away by the onlookers.

"God bless is also a hard life, not to mention that my parents died early, and I became an orphan again, I have to live in fear every day, when will I be the leader."

"That is to say, it is only right to find someone to marry quickly."

"What are you looking for, isn't it in front of you, and Xiaoman have both been doll kisses."

"But Xiaoman's mother doesn't agree."

"The rules of the ancestors, she doesn't agree with it, and it doesn't make sense to sue the village chief."

You didn't care about the two teenagers' faces turning red and green. In the end, Ji Tianyou shouted loudly: "Everyone is almost there, don't you want to see who it is this time?" ”

The crowd suddenly quieted down, and Tianyou entered the house and pushed out Li Dahu, who was hiding in the house.

As soon as it appeared, everyone gasped, and then exploded.

"There's a lot going on right now." Someone secretly laughed, withdrew from the crowd and reported to the Li family in the east.

Su Xiaoman became excited, he pulled Li Dahu's clothes and roared, "How can you do such a brute thing? As he spoke, he punched the man in the face.

At this moment, Su Mu squeezed in, she hurriedly grabbed Su Xiaoman's hand, and shouted: "Xiaoman, what are you doing, how can you beat your Uncle Li, let go!" ”

"I'm not alive anymore." Li Dahu suddenly howled and cried, "I haven't wronged people like this, I'm too old to lose this person." ”

Li Dahu cried a handful of snot and tears, and intermittently told the story that he made up all night last night.

"The villagers all know that a few days ago our family sent someone to mention to Tianyou, although she was unwilling, pushed, but the villagers always joked with our boss, saying that Tianyou is his daughter-in-law, everyone also knows, my boss is a fool, more serious, this is not last night very late and did not come back, I can't find it anywhere, I wondered, did I run here, but who would have thought, just entered the door, was wheeled with a stick, and was treated as a thief, my old face, really can't work!"

When the story came to this, all the people who watched the excitement changed their faces, and some even shouted to untie Li Dahu, but they were stopped by Tianjiyou.

Ji Tianyou had long expected that Li Dahu would not admit it lightly, but he didn't expect him to use his stupid son as a shield, and he was even more disdainful, "Li Dahu, you really want to find your son, I heard it when you shouted, there is no need to break into the house quietly, right?" ”

"Everyone knows that my son is stupid, and I am also in a hurry, afraid that he will do bad things to you." Li Dahu obviously expected that Ji Tianyou would ask such a rhetorical question, and the answer was fluent.

People were whispering, and Ji Tianyou felt that he had the upper hand, so he had to fight back: "Then why did you beg me to make you a little last night?" ”

"Huh?" The crowd was boiling again, and Qi Shushu looked at Li Dahu, Li Dahu didn't expect Ji Tianyou to be so unshy about his frank words, and he was stunned for a while.

"Okay, you're a big Li family." With a loud scolding, a chubby middle-aged woman squeezed out of the crowd, pointed at Li Dahu's nose and scolded, "You didn't return overnight, it turned out that you were here in this sassy hoof, obviously saying that you were looking for a son, but you were confused by this slut and wanted to marry and be a child, you slut!" ”

The fat woman's backhand was a slap, but it was given to Tianjiyou.

Stunned, Ji Tianyou looked at the woman in disbelief, she thought that this person must know that it was her man who stole the food, but she chose to forgive in this way.

It was Li Dahu who reacted first, he knelt on the ground, and cried with his face against the fat woman's legs: "Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, I shouldn't be deceived by this vixen, she seduced me, I asked her to be small, she had to be big, and if she didn't agree, she tied me up." ”

"I see." It seemed to dawn on people.

The Li family was originally a big family, not to mention 100 acres of fertile land, there are dozens of houses, except for the eldest son who is a little stupid, the Li family doesn't know how many people in the village are going to die. This girl relied on her own appearance and refused to be a daughter-in-law to a fool, it turned out that she had greater ambitions, and she sang this today, it turned out to be forcing the palace.

Looking at the complicated eyes of the people in the courtyard, Ji Tianyou suddenly felt so tired, she thought, maybe she really should find someone to marry, so she secretly looked at Su Xiaoman.

Su Xiaoman's eyes also had doubts.

Ji Tianyou felt that her eyes were hurt, but the more sad she was, the calmer she became.

"Since today's matter is clear, then I don't need to cover it up, when I have completed my filial piety for three years, I will be a concubine for Li Dahu." Ji Tianyou said this not on the spur of the moment, this is the worst thing she thought of in one night, first, there is still a year before filial piety, and there will be changes in the year; Second, under the guise of the Li family, they can settle down in the village for a while. But now, she knew that there was another reason, she wanted to take this opportunity to provoke Su Xiaoman, maybe he would really take her away.

Ji Tianyou's attitude changed so quickly that it was staggering, and the happiest person was Li Dahu, but Li Dahu's wife had a black face and slapped the man's mouth.

"God bless, you ......" Su Xiaoman couldn't accept such a fact, he suddenly felt that he had never been able to see through the girl in front of him.

Ji Tianyou didn't pay attention to Su Xiaoman, she smiled and said to Su Mu on the side: "Aunt, you must be happy for me if I make such a decision, right?" ”

Su Mu's face was full of contempt, but she still said sarcastically: "Happy, happy." "As long as you don't pester us Xiaoman, I'm happy if you die.

"My dad is talking nonsense! I slept with my mom last night and didn't go anywhere. I don't know when a fat man squeezed out of the crowd, stupid and stupid, looking exactly like his mother, he pinched his waist with one hand, and pointed to his father Li Dahu who had not yet been loosened.

"Bastard, don't talk nonsense!" It was Li Dahu who reacted first.

"Smack!" It was another slap, and it was Li Dahu's daughter-in-law who rewarded Li Dahu again, "I'll ask you, do you dare to marry this vixen!" ”