Chapter Ninety-Seven: Bringing the Cat to the Feast

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"Get up! Don't sleep! I lifted Meow Mi out of the quilt with one kick, and saw Meow Mi draw an arc in the air, and then fell back into bed and fell asleep peacefully. Since the spades workers carried the building materials to the classroom, the work of the spades team can basically be declared over - Meow Mi rarely ran to my bedroom and flew with me for a long time before a beautiful sleep.

I had the illusion that I had been prostituted, as if I was the one who suffered from doing that! I'm sure Meow Mi hasn't had a relationship with anyone or a cat other than me - when she's in heat, I usually use a cotton swab to help her deal with me, I'm not a beast, I'm not a beast!

Meow and continued to fall asleep beautifully, and finally I had no choice but to tear open the packaging of a pack of small dried fish. Meow's big eyes opened suddenly: "Meow! Dried small fish! ”

I slapped her paws down: "Wash your face and brush your teeth first!" ”

Meow Mi was miserable and miserable in a posture of Su San's relief, turning back three times in one step, pitiful, full of tears and a headache in the bathroom! Huge headache! Meow Mi would be nice if she was still a cat! At least I never had to worry about her personal hygiene at that time!

Today is the day of the class reunion, so I decided to bring it with meow. Yesterday she tearfully accused me of not fulfilling my obligations as a master, and she said that it was shameful for an owner to leave his pet out to play, and it was a sin that should be shot! The meow queen is magnanimous and full of mercy - the result is that she will not be an example, and she must be brought with her when you go out to play in the future!

When she found out that I had a class reunion today, she jumped up and grabbed my arm and asked to go with her. I thought about it, I think I can bring my family to the class reunion! Besides, I'm going to throw Meow Mi-sama at home, and he's going to tear down my teacher's dormitory in a fit of rage. In order to prevent the destruction of the world, in order to protect the peace of the world, for the sake of well, I don't need to use the stalk of Team Rocket, unlucky!

Meow came out with a cloak, reluctantly sat down in front of me, put her head under my hand, and handed me the comb.

Recently, I've been obsessed with designing all kinds of hairstyles for Meow Mi, what double ponytail vitality girl, what Qi bangs side ponytail, what Barbie princess hairstyle - the blonde Meow Mi is very suitable for Western-style Zafa, very little princess taste, plus that pair of cat ears can't be more cute!

I must solemnly declare that I am not a pervert - if you really want to define me, you can only say that I am a bad taste! Sometimes I have been wondering why Meow Mi is full of blonde hair, and then I remembered - Meow Mi's hair is blonde!

Meow Mi puffed up to see me fold and curl her hair, comb sideways and turn it over Finally, under my skillful hands, Meow Mi's long blonde hair turned into a hemp braid, Meow Mi always felt weird, probably because there were a lot of rubber bands on the braid

I skillfully put on my work clothes, in fact, I also wanted to be a little more casual, but when I opened the closet, I realized that I took out a random piece of clothing from my closet, and it was a fucking formal suit!

In desperation, I picked out the cheapest one, although the class reunion has deteriorated, but buddy must adhere to the hard and simple style unwaveringly, I have always felt good about the Hailan House for hundreds of dollars!

Meow Mi obediently tied my tie, and since she learned to tie it, my ties have been made by her - she has mastered more than thirty-six ways to tie a tie, whether I have a Windsor knot or a Chinese knot around my neck is all up to her, and if she's in a bad mood, I'm likely to have a bow woven from a tie around my neck!

I have already retrieved the car, and the strange experience of the first two days has taught me a profound lesson: driving someone else's car will bring you bad things! Whether it is the Volkswagen Phaeton with small four-eyed eyes and easy to be cold or the Enzo Ferrari of Lori Yellow, they all bring me full of resentment - the car, or my own good!

Look at my domineering mount! The heightened territory, the tough lines give it infinite pride and ambition, and no matter how you look at it, there is a men's version of the metal lines - this is the car that pure men should drive! Never play a Ferrari in Lori Yellow again! I was touched by someone! Who dares to touch Lao Tzu porcelain? provoked the anxious eyes, Lao Tzu pressed over directly! It's so domineering!

I continued to play the true character of a housewife and man, chattering and educating: "When you see someone about my age, remember to be the sweetest, the male is called uncle, and the female is called aunt!" If you see a woman about forty years old, remember, call grandma! That's your master, my teacher! Two generations older than you! ”

"Don't call me master, remember, you're my daughter! It's my daughter! I'm your dad! Remember? I instructed.

Meow Mi pouted: "Bastard scum who sleeps with his own daughter"

it! What do you say? Am I being forced, okay? Shall I just accept the victim? Doesn't this society say that men and women are equal? Why was I pushed by a cat and had to be scolded by a cat

For the sake of raising her for ten years, I'm not the same as her! I'm a man, she's a little girl, I want to be broad-minded, but meow, Mi's mind is much broader than mine,! Where did you go? Color is emptiness, emptiness is color!

Finally, Meow Mi spit out impatiently: "Okay! Got it! Perverted Dad! ”

Embarrassment TZ (Do you feel infinite pain and despair?) I don't feel the infinite desolation and sentimental state of mind, this picture is my artistic breakthrough, can play the role of silent is better than sound, the finishing touch at this time, see those six points? That's not an ordinary ellipsis! That's the back of the pain of people when they're desperate, that's running in the sunset, that's the passing youth, it's art! )

Cherish life and stay away from meows

I didn't say anything all the way, in fact, there were, I don't want to write, you scold me (okay, if you want to listen, I can list keywords for you - I'm about to write a graduation thesis, I always feel that I am in conflict with keywords)

The key words are: ghost father! Perverted! Scum! Beast! Beasts are not as good as beasts! Fourteen years old! Guanyin sits on the lotus, the old man pushes a broken bed, the two lie down, three more in the middle of the night, four back and eight forks, five fingers touching, six into the quilt, seven up and eight down, take off the pants, it is difficult to leave for a long time, very enjoyable

I said I wouldn't write, and you forced me to write that I was a disciplined freelance writer! It will never be so lightly bought by your tips and recommendations! Of course, you can use tips and recommendations to stone me to death, I'd rather die than give in! Hum ^ω^!

In the end, Meow and I finally arrived at the destination of this trip - Kunlun Hotel, the largest hotel in Hetai City - which is also where Xue Xuening temporarily lived, the villa was not renovated, and she could only live here temporarily