In November 2012, the world's media, which had no major reporting assignments, suddenly became excited. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The eyes of the world are divided into two parts, one focused on La Liga and the other in the Premier League.

To be more precise, it's Barcelona's Lionel Messi and Manchester United's Chingoud.

Before you know it, the ownership of the Ballon d'Or suddenly becomes a competition for the number of goals, and whoever can overwhelm the opponent in the number of goals will take the lead in the competition for the Ballon d'Or.

This kind of competition actually made Qin Gude a little dissatisfied: Lao Tzu obviously broke Messi in this year's group honors and individual honors, why should he play with him like this?

If I had known that I was going to play like this, I would have played in the national team against Kuwait and Jordan at the beginning of the year, and I should have started the games against Oman and North Korea, so it shouldn't be a problem to brush up on seven or eight goals in these four games......

But at this stage, when the media around the world is hyping up this incident, he has no way to express his dissatisfaction.

He is unlikely to complain publicly, which would have been derided by the Catalan media as a "coward who has shied away from the challenge" and disappointed the fans and media who enthusiastically supported him.

So he didn't run away from it, and his actions at the press conference meant that he took on the challenge in front of a worldwide audience.

Then he sent out a photo through all his social platforms.

Lang Shan held up his oversized Huawei phone, which had two Arabic numerals on the screen:

“86”。

He challenged Messi, who was half a continent away.

Than honors, I won't lose.

Than a goal, I won't either!

Even if Lao Tzu is just a midfielder!

November 7.

The city of Braga, Portugal.

Ferguson is making the final mobilization for his disciples.

"Well, gentlemen, I know that some people are still learning arithmetic these days, but it has nothing to do with you, it's Goode's business alone." The old man shook his finger and glanced at the locker room with a smile.

Some let out a slight laugh.

"Boss, do you need us to pass him the ball more?" Giggs whistled.

"Oh no, Ryan, the little Chinese guy will be happy, but ......," Ferguson pointed to the two positive strikers, "Robin and Wayne won't say yes." ”

The laughter in the locker room was louder.

"Boss, if the tactics allow, of course I can give him a few more balls." Van Persie was very friendly, after all, the presence of Qin Goode did not reduce his goals, but gave him three direct assists.

"Of course I'm glad you guys can be so united, but it's not necessary," Ferguson shook his head, then looked at the Chinese guy with a smile, "If you can't score goals on your own in a team like Braga, then you might as well not think about this Ballon d'Or, right?" ”

Qin Gude raised his eyes, and then pouted: "Boss, you agitated general...... It's so obvious. ”

Ferguson laughed: "Come out, gentlemen! ”

After 90 minutes and 15 minutes.

Alex Ferguson was present at the post-match press conference.

The weather in Braga today was not very good, and the sky was always dripping with light rain, but there was hardly a drop of rain on his coat.

Because he sat firmly in the dugout from start to finish.

The turf of the pitch was a bit slippery, and both the home and away teams were unable to stretch out their movements on the pitch, and there was a noticeable increase in passing and receiving errors.

This would have been bad news for United, who have always valued speed and skill, but Ferguson was not worried at all.

Because he has a guy on his team who is good at rain battles!

This little rain is not at all comparable to the swimming pool when he was in Dortmund, and Qin Goodall walked on the slightly moist turf!

And I heard about ...... On rainy days, it's more compatible with long-range shots!

Seven long-range shots, five on target, and then three direct goals, with the goalkeeper getting off the beaten hand and hitting the post once, with Robin van Persie and substitute Hernandez seizing the opportunity to make the mark.

So Qin Goode created five goals.

And the final score of this rainy night battle was 1-8.

In addition to his three long-range shots, he also scored a direct free-kick and a push from inside the box, so he scored five goals in one game.

The remaining three goals were divided between Robin van Persie, Wayne Rooney and Little Pea, and the three strikers were all happy.

The only goal conceded was a header from close range from Braga, and although De Gea pounced, the surface of the ball was so slippery that it slipped off his gloves like a fish and then into the net behind him.

Other than that, the home team didn't have any threatening attacks at other times, and if their players appeared on the screen, they were either picking up the ball in the net or on the way......

'The weather was terrible today,' said Ferguson, with a look of regret, 'We didn't get the best out of our players, especially the goal we conceded, and I'm not happy with David De Gea, I'm afraid I'm even more unhappy because we couldn't get the clean sheet bonus again. ”

Journalists from Manchester burst into laughter.

Old man, do you want to go to heaven?

It's 8-1, are you going to play volleyball?

"Because the field was so slippery, I had to replace Robin and Rooney at half-time," the old man explained his intention to the media with a serious face, "After all, they have just recovered from injury (Van Persie is a glass man), and I am a little worried." ”

"Then why did you replace Qin Goode?" Some reporters are still very serious, "Don't you want to help him score a few more goals?" ”

Ferguson glanced at him, and the expression on his face seemed to look at an idiot again: "How many more goals?" What do you think...... Is five balls too little? Do you think you should score 12 goals in a game to be replaced by me? ”

The reporter sat down in a daze.

"Mr. Goode Qin," another reporter took aim directly at the player, "I'm Samuel Luckhorst of the Manchester Evening News, and first of all congratulations on your perfect performance today. ”

"Thanks, Luck...... Mr. Horst. Qin Goode heard a relatively remote British surname, and he almost didn't remember it.

The Manchester Evening News will focus on both Manchester City and Manchester United, and may be slightly biased towards Manchester City – after all, there is a larger proportion of Manchester City fans there – but it is relatively neutral and objective.

"You've now surpassed Pele's record of 76 goals and you're just one step away from Gerd Muller's 85 goals, six goals off and equalling the record...... You're not satisfied, are you? "This journalist is obviously his own person.

"Of course," Qin Goode curled the corners of his mouth and smiled, "I invite you to witness the new record with Manchester United in the next games, if you accept it." ”

The meaning of this sentence is: Manchester United and I can eat and live for you for these two months, and then you will boast to death!

Luckhorst immediately reciprocated: "That's right, in the just concluded Group G game, Barcelona lost 1-2 away to Celtic in a surprise 1-2 away game, and Leo Messi scored a goal in the 91st minute, I think you should want to know. ”

"Thank you," Qin Gude nodded, and then put on a sincere expression, "Bless Barcelona, and bless Messi, I hope to meet them again this season." ”

And then beat them again! (To be continued.) )