After such a tricky farce came out, Ye Nan couldn't stay in the café for a long time, so he paid the bill and left.

Having said that, he's patronizing the tricky Jinke, and it's good to scare that guy out of the way and run away, but in this case, he has to pay for that guy's coffee!

But that's just a small thing, the key is to be able to breathe!

Ye Nan said to the audience in the live broadcast room with a comfortable expression: "Everyone, do you think that wave of tricks just now is 6 or not? ”

When he landed, the entire live broadcast room was covered by the audience with a barrage of 6666.

I'll go, Ye Niang is so terrible, that little white face is scared to death!

I give Ye Niang's acting skills 99 points, and I don't give the remaining one point, because I am afraid that you will be proud!

Ye Niang actually had such a small notebook with her, why wasn't she arrested, what a terrible murder weapon this is!

Hey, goblins? I want to report it!

……

Mi Xiaomei also asked: "Ye Niang, when did you have such a small book?" ”

"Not long ago, I happened to see a news that a woman who lived alone was invaded by a pervert in her house, and the pervert wanted to commit violence, but the woman deliberately said that she had AIDS, and she escaped! So, I made a fake certificate on a whim, thinking that one day it might come in handy and said, "The news that Ye Nan said is true, but the rest is fake."

Mi Xiaomei asked: "Dizzy, since that's the case, just say no with your mouth, what's the point of you getting a fake certificate?" ”

"Meaning? That's a big deal! A mouth may not be believed, if it is a certificate and acting skills that can make the audience give 99 points, the power of the two is different! ”

Ye Nan's eyes rolled, and then he said blindly.

"Having said that, girls are often out of the house, how can they do it without some self-defense tools? But machetes and iron rods and other weapons are not suitable for girls, if it is anti-wolf spray or the like, if you really meet a big pervert, the deterrent power is too small! And this small book is different, easy to carry, the power is amazing, a book in hand, ten thousand wolves are not close, it is really a woman's home travel, a necessary anti-wolf artifact for walking alone! ”

Ye Nan paused, and then said to the audience undisciplinedly: "Everyone has seen the power of the small book, you might as well recommend it to your female friends or sisters after you go back, such a small book may save your life at a critical moment!" Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room is estimated to be handsome guys, and I heard that there are always female perverts who want to harm handsome guys these days, so you can also get a book, and you can also keep the innocence of all handsome guys at critical moments! A small book, as long as ninety-nine, can't buy a loss, can't buy fooled! Free shipping, dear! ”

The audience was delighted.

Ye Niang is so right, this handsome guy is attacked by female perverts every day, I really can't stand it! Hurry up and mail dozens or hundreds of documents to this handsome guy, so that this handsome guy can have a sense of security!

The goods have been received, bad review! Isn't this handsome guy too handsome? So much so that the female pervert covets the beauty of this handsome guy, and she is not afraid of danger and is raping this handsome guy! What should I do, wait online, urgently!

A group of scum pretending to be forced, and they also need documents to defend themselves, it's really too weak, my handsomeness has reached the point where just a faint look is needed, any girl will tremble, her muscles and bones are soft, and she won't have any strength at all!

……

Ye Nan smiled and watched a group of people pretending to be forced, and Mi Xiaomei suddenly wondered: "Then again, will that kind of patient have this kind of certificate?" It's like a work card, how stupid would anyone believe it? ”

Many viewers in the live broadcast room also raised the same question, and suspected that it was just an act between acquaintances, not a real routine.

Ye Nan shrugged his shoulders 'innocently' and said: "Who knows, maybe that guy is stupid, he can't even think of this, and his head is really not good!" ”

-- Of course, it's not that simple!

This small book is not simple, if it is just a simple ordinary certificate, then Ye Nan does not need to spend five hundred happy points to redeem huàn, wouldn't it be good to spend some money directly to get a fake certificate?

The system is produced by high-tech, in fact, this seems to be an ordinary document made of paper, but in fact, it contains a high-tech chip, in this small book, whatever you want to fill in, it will automatically appear, Ye Nan chose the most talkative symptoms of the current era, so this small book has become an AIDS certificate!

In addition, the most important thing is that the high-tech chip embedded in the document will emit a wave of waves to the human brain, which will affect people's cognitive judgment in a short period of time.

Of course, this prop is not invincible, if the trick object is very familiar with the symptoms described on the prop, is not afraid at all, and has no flaws in his heart, he can resist the power of the prop!

Some viewers questioned: Ye Niang is such a trickster, will it be too much? Look at that guy, I'm scared of my fart!

Ye Nan explained: "I'm a big killer, I won't take it out to trick people!" Actually, the first time I was hugged by that guy, my hands were not regular, and I just put up with it, after all, what a beautiful thing that guy said in his mouth! Then, when he drew for me, I thought that guy was an artist! Unexpectedly, something was wrong later, bragging about himself and pleading me to be a star, Nima, he was still rubbing my calves with his feet underneath, what do you want to do? In the end, he himself completely exposed his true colors, obviously ill enough towards me, this kind of scumbag, if he doesn't trick him like this, he doesn't know how powerful, and he thinks he can do whatever he wants! ”

- Actually, Ye Nan was teased by a man, and he felt uncomfortable and said that he dared to take advantage of him, and goosebumps rose!

The audience sweated profusely!

Damn this scumbag, wait, let me wipe the cold sweat on my forehead first!

Ye Niang doesn't even know how to swear, it seems that she was really annoyed by the scumbag, it's terrible to say!

Ye Niang is really a female man, then again, Ye Niang shouldn't be hateful of men, right?

……

Jin Ke rushed to the hospital and immediately found the doctor, saying that he might be infected with AIDS, and at the same time yelled and looked like he was about to go crazy, making the doctor and even other medical staff nervous!

The doctor asked about the situation.

Then, Jin Ke said the 'original story', highlighting his innocence, and Ye Nan's evil deeds of being sick and harming others, and finally wanted to shake the doctor's hand and beg the doctor to save him in tears.

The doctor withdrew his hand without a trace, avoiding the other party's hand, but listening to Jin Ke's description, he said that AIDS patients did not have that kind of red notebook as a document, and said that just a hug, almost no infection!

Jin Ke's feelings were no longer so nervous as if he was almost going crazy, and he personally looked through all kinds of information about AIDS, and in retrospect, he suddenly found a lot of doubts.

Could it be that the watch was deliberately trying to scare him? Damn it!

That said, but it's not 100 percent certain, and the fear of AIDS makes Jinke not take it lightly.

He said he needed to get tested, but the doctor said that there was a window period for HIV, and it would take about three to four weeks for the test to be more accurate.

In any case, Jinke will be scared for nearly a month, which can be regarded as a punishment for him!

Although Jin Ke hates Ye Nan deeply because of this, he finally feels that girls are not as stupid as he always looks like, and it is not so simple for him to play with girls.

Since then, even after Jinke was diagnosed as fine, his cheap behavior has been reduced a lot!

……

After the trick, Ye Nan and Mi Mi wandered around the street together for a while, feeling quite bored, and boredom would affect the popularity of the live broadcast room!

Mi Xiaomei couldn't help but ask: "Ye Niang, what will we broadcast next?" You can't just keep walking, it's a bit boring! ”

Ye Nan pretended to be forced to sing: "Walking in the sun, walking in the summer breeze, calm down, appreciate the prosperity of others, you won't feel bored!" ”

"Sick, aren't you?" Mi Xiaomei glanced at Ye Nan, and then reached out and touched a handful of sweat beads on her forehead: "It's so hot, I'm about to die in the sun!" ”

"Didn't you bring an umbrella?"

"Holding an umbrella in one hand and holding the equipment in the other hand for live broadcasting, it is difficult to say, the hands are easy to shake, and the live broadcast effect will be discounted, I would rather die of heat than allow the live broadcast effect to deteriorate!"

"It seems that you still have to practice, do a line of love, and if you are not skilled, you will have nothing to eat!"

Ye Nan said, the old god took out a folding umbrella from his baby and opened the shade for himself.

"Xiaomei, you are still quite ambitious, and the brothers in the live broadcast room also applauded Xiaomei, come up with some oil! Well... Come on, take the live broadcast equipment and shoot, I'll cool down for a while... By the way, I have a picture of a beautiful woman holding an umbrella, take pictures from all angles, and you want to shoot beautifully! ”

Mi Xiaomei went crazy, quickly rushed under Ye Nan's umbrella, and said, "Ah! Damn it! You don't want to be alone! ”

Ye Nan he: "Xiaomei, before the aftermath of your oath fell, it was broken by yourself, and this talent is also a must!" ”

Mi Mi pinched the soft flesh of Ye Nan's abdomen, and then made an innocent look, and said delicately: "Ye Niang, you said an oath or something, why can't people understand it!" ”

Next, the two passed by a park, walked in, and sat together on a deck chair covered by trees!

Mi Xiaomei looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and suddenly said: "Ye Niang, many viewers ask you to continue to play tricks with that little book, saying that this is very exciting, they all want to watch it!" ”

"Good idea, why don't I lend you the little book, Xiaomei, you can play tricks!"

"Why do you want me to come?"

"I've already done this once, and it's not new to do it again, but it's Xiaomei, you can bring freshness to the audience, and the audience will definitely like it! If you like it, hurry up and deduct 1! ”

Mi Xiaomei saw a barrage of 1111 in the live broadcast room, and suddenly looked depressed: she didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, but she never wanted to be watched lively, and she was ashamed to death!

"I'm the assistant in charge of filming with live broadcast equipment, not the anchor, so I ......"

Ye Nan mercilessly smashed Mi Xiaomei's excuse and said.

"I've never seen an assistant play so many roles in a live broadcast, and often let the anchor do this and that, Xiaomei, you are like this, I feel that we are live broadcast partners! Partner, you hurry up, in order to respond to the expectations of the audience! ”

People are wrong, spare your life!

Mi Xiaomei had no way to retreat, so she had to look at Ye Nan pitifully, looking like she was begging for forgiveness!

Ye Nan expressed deep disdain for this: Seeing others jumping up and down lively, he wanted to go up and down himself, but he immediately coaxed it, give him a good reflection!

Mi Xiaomei pursed her lips, and her arrogance dissipated!

Ye Nan smacked his lips and said, "Okay, it seems that our Xiaomei doesn't want to do this tricky thing!" But this can't be blamed on him, after all, this small book is a big killer, and it doesn't come out unless it's a special situation, if you use this big killer to trick others at will and scare people too much, it will be very boring! ”

Mi Xiaomei immediately found an excuse and echoed: "Yes, I just don't think it's good to do this, so I don't want to do it, after all, Xiaomei, what I have always pursued is to promote positive energy!" ”

Ye Nan smiled and said nothing.

The eyes of the audience in the live broadcast room were bright: I feel sorry for my Xiaomei, and I feel that I was being played with by Ye Niang...... (To be continued.) )