"Wouldn't it be shameless to spread the word if you choose a beast?" Li Yi once again turned to the avatar of the person who had been remarked as his wife by the little white dog.

"That's just what you think, it's better to choose a beast than to spread it to the ears of the girls, and you will feel quite safe."

“Soga~”

After Li Yi and his 'wife' finished chatting about this matter, the two talked about other things.

"Wife, why haven't I seen you online lately?"

"It's been a bit busy lately, not like some time ago, so it's not much online."

Speaking of this, Li Yi couldn't help but remember the first time he met this sister, it was a day when Li Yi was in Myanmar, and Dongfang Genshuo successfully got out of a gambling stone field after he habitually boarded his QQ, the Q group is still as lively as ever, Li Yi was just about to participate in the group to go to the water when his QQ prompt suddenly sounded.

'Don't eat tofu? What kind of ID is this?,Look at the information or a sister paper who just applied for QQ.,Then let's add it first.。 Li Yi casually added this girl named Don't Eat Tofu.

"Hello." As soon as he added it, a message was sent from the other side, and a big smiling face was attached to the back.

'Sure enough, it's a rookie.,Now the people who use QQ who greet you at the beginning still use hello.。 Li Yi complained in his heart, and then showed the superiority of the old driver in front of his sister, I don't know if the sister was taken by his anger or really fooled by him, and every reply has to be on board for a long time.

Li Yi chatted with this person with the ID name of not eating tofu for the first time, and then when the person named "not eating tofu" went online, he would often find Li Yi to chat with him, and the two chatted and chatted from Tiannan to Haibei, from world events to parents, and the relationship was getting better and better.

As we all know, there is such a function on QQ, called QQ couple, this ID is called the girl who doesn't eat tofu one day and suddenly issued an application to Li Yi without knowing what kind of wind she smoked, Li Yi thought about it anyway and agreed to play on the Internet, and the two then became QQ couples.

Of course, Li Yi later learned that this girl was actually a Korean, and she didn't know much about many Chinese characters, so she was slow to reply, and the application for Li Yi to become a couple happened.

Whether it was chance or coincidence, neither of the two people after the explanation cleared the relationship between them, and later Li Yi yelled at the wife of 'don't eat tofu', and if he didn't eat tofu, he would occasionally respond to Li Yi.

……

"Wife, when are we going to start a video, I haven't seen you what you look like after knowing each other for so long?" After Li Yi decided not to be a beast, he chatted with 'Don't Eat Tofu', and at this moment he used 'Don't Eat Tofu' to open a video with himself to keep his mind from thinking about the scene in the bathroom.

"No... No need..."I didn't eat tofu and made a shy expression.

As soon as Li Yi saw the game, he immediately strengthened his offensive: "How can you not use it, what if you say that one day I met you on the street, I didn't know you, and I had a misunderstanding with you?" ”

"This..."I didn't eat tofu for a while, and then said, "It can be, but it's not convenient for me now, let's watch it when we have time later." ”

Li Yi has always been late, the person opposite should have changed into pajamas at this time, it is really not very convenient to wear pajamas when he opened a video with the opposite sex for the first time, Li Yi smiled and responded, and the two of them were communicating on the Internet again.

……

In a residence in Seoul, a woman in pajamas was lying on the bed looking at her mobile phone, sometimes grinning, sometimes dissatisfied and rolling twice on the bed, and then there was a sound of dripping in the mobile phone, and then the woman lay on the bed again, and her fingers moved quickly on the keyboard of the mobile phone.

Ha ha... Whew...

Beside the woman, a small white dog stuck out its tongue and leaned its head over after seeing the woman's appearance.

"Tofu, don't make trouble..."

The woman pushed the puppy called tofu and muttered, the puppy was ignorant and thought that the woman was playing with herself, and when she saw the woman push her head away, she leaned over again.

The woman couldn't even type under Tofu's trick-or-treating, so she had no choice but to put down her mobile phone and play with Tofu on the bed.

But what she didn't know was that the next day something that made her rather speechless was done under Tofu's toes.

……

"%%¥%#嘻嘻... Yes... Oh... Don't make a fuss... Don't lick... Itchy..."

Li Yi was quite speechless when he heard the voice coming out of the mobile phone, the voice was sent by the ID named his wife, and the trembling voice made some bad pictures appear in his mind.

Li Yi was suddenly a little unhappy, although it was said that it was online dating, but when he heard that his YY partner accidentally made such a sound at night, I thought that no one in BT could be happy.

Li Yi wanted to delete this person who was remarked as his wife, but after thinking about it, he didn't delete it, in case she was playing with her pet.

Click...

At this moment, the door of the bathroom was opened, and Zheng Xiuyan, who had been hiding in the bathroom for a long time, still walked out of the bathroom in neat clothes, she couldn't stay in the bathroom for a lifetime, it was already the limit to be able to stay in it for so long, and she mustered up the courage to have a showdown with Li Yi now.

"Hey..."

"What for?" At this moment, Li Yi was unhappy in his heart, Zheng Xiuyan called him, and his tone of answer was quite bad.

Li Yi's attitude broke up more than half of Zheng Xiuyan's hard-won courage at once, and Zheng Xiuyan said weakly, "I want to leave here." ”

"Leave? Do you think you can go? Li Yi, who had a bad attitude, sarcastically.

Zheng Xiuyan thought that Li Yi meant that Dongfang Genshuo was guarding outside, and as long as Li Yi promised to let her go, she would be able to leave, Zheng Xiuyan had aggrieved red eyes, "What do you want to do to let me leave?" ”

"It's not good, I'll let you go after a night's sleep here." Li Yi patted the place beside him as he spoke.

Zheng Xiuyan was annoyed, and two rough breaths came out of her nose, "You die, I won't give in, I didn't expect you to be such a person, Taeyeon really misjudged you." ”

Li Yi didn't have the heart to explain to Zheng Xiuyan, so he pulled Zheng Xiuyan to put it on.

Zheng Xiuyan, who was suddenly attacked, naturally wanted to resist, her hands waved in the air in an orderly manner and scratched at Li Yi, Li Yi didn't have the intention of pity Xiang Xiangyu, grabbed Zheng Xiuyan's scratched hands and pressed her on the bed.

"Ah!!h