Chapter 7: I'm really here for an interview
"Ye Zhishuai, why did you come to work in Mythical Company?" He Xiaofeng asked. Ye Zhishuai is one of his friends in college, and he remembers that this guy seems to be majoring in civil engineering, and he also said before that he works in his hometown Industrial Construction Bureau.
Ye Zhishuai showed his signature obscene smile and said: "There is a lot of work in the Industrial Construction Bureau, and I don't have a sister yet, so I can't mix it up for two months." Then my dad dragged me here. ”
Speaking of this, there was still some smugness in his tone: "Mythical Company is worthy of being a big company, not only with high salaries, but also with good treatment. And with a relaxed skimm! I'm here every day to do chores, flirt with girls, and have a salary of 10,000 a month! ”
"Cow!" He Xiaofeng stretched out his thumb, in comparison, Ye Zhishuai was a good mix. Most of their graduates from third-rate universities still have a salary of two or three thousand, and they are even unemployed vagrants like He Xiaofeng did before!
"Xiaofeng, you're here, are you here to apply? Or the technical department? Ye Zhishuai remembered, "I remember the computer major you studied in college. ”
"Almost." He Xiaofeng said.
Ye Zhishuai first looked him up and down, then shook his head, and said with a sympathetic expression: "Brother, I look at this, hanging!" ”
"Huh? What's going on? He Xiaofeng wondered.
Ye Zhishuai raised his fingers and said, "I have been working in the personnel department for more than a month, and I will give you a count of the recruitment requirements of the mythical company." ”
"For fresh college students, at least they need a first-class university diploma, and they must also have the right major, which is the first one. You're not qualified for that, but there are exceptions. ”
"Second, the physiognomy should be acceptable. Although there is no rule in this article, as far as I can see, this is what the interviewer here thinks. Xiaofeng, although you are not as handsome as me, you can get by so-so. ”
"Get out!" He Xiaofeng scolded with a smile.
"The third point, and that's the most important point, is the work experience! Think about it, with your graduation certificate, can the mythical company look at it? They are training newcomers, but only cultivating graduates from awesome universities, if you don't have a qualification, the interviewer will tell you GG directly! ”
He Xiaofeng smiled, he knew that Ye Zhishuai had misunderstood. Although he is satisfied with the second point above, he is already an internal recruit, and he does not need an interview at all.
Ye Zhishuai was still saying: "So, if you want to enter the Mythical Company, it's really difficult." Unlike me, there is a relationship in the family, so I came in easily. Don't worry, the buddies will definitely help you, I am familiar with the interviewers here, whether you can achieve it depends on your appearance! ”
He made a big brother look, with an exaggerated tone, pretending to be full of compulsion. This is also human nature, I have achieved something, who doesn't want to show off in front of acquaintances?
He Xiaofeng was about to explain when the mobile phone rang, and it was Zhang Jianming's call.
"Hey, I'm in the HR department, right in the reception room." He told Zhang Jianming the place.
Seeing this, Ye Zhishuai sighed: "Xiaofeng, it seems that you have a little relationship." However, it is good to say that it is very difficult for this technical department to get in. Not to mention anything else, the annual salary of the technical department is 500,000, a lot of millions. Nima, then you will become rich and handsome if you go in, who doesn't want to enter? ”
"But the technical department of the people is, and the first-class universities can't look down on it, and they have to have technical qualifications. I advise you to change departments, maybe there is still a chance. ”
He Xiaofeng stood up and said confidently: "I believe that I will definitely be able to enter the technical department, and we will be colleagues in the future." ”
Ye Zhishuai sighed, made a sad expression, and said, "Xiaofeng, you disappointed me too much. I didn't expect that after graduation, your level of pretending to be forced has fallen to such a point, and you can't compare with your brother at all! There is a good saying, forcibly pretending to be forced is the most deadly. Don't blame me if I'm rejected by the interviewer. ”
"Come on, you!" He Xiaofeng smiled, he chatted with Ye Zhishuai in college, because although he likes to pretend to be forced, he is still a good person.
"Wow." There was a knock outside the door, "Is Xiao He here?" It was Zhang Jianming's voice.
"Yes." He Xiaofeng went to open the door. Ye Zhishuai asked in a low voice: "What is your relationship with this person, what are you doing?" I don't feel like I've seen it before, does he have the right to speak in the company? ”
The door of the reception room was opened, and Zhang Jianming walked in with a smile on his face, and said, "Xiao He, you are finally here, I have worked so hard!" ”
"I'm sorry, Brother Zhang, I have a little personal matter that has been delayed for a few days." When He Xiaofeng spoke, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of Ye Zhishuai. I saw a shocked look on his face, and that expression was like when he opened a room with his sister, and suddenly found that the opposite side was a man!
As soon as Zhang Jianming entered the door, Ye Zhishuai saw his bright and yellow-edged badge. It reads: Technical Manager - Zhang Jianming. Zhang Jianming's Ye Zhishuai didn't know him, but he had already been thunderous with this name.
The director of the technical department, the most powerful department of the entire mythical company, a doctoral student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and the real power figure of the mythical company, owns one percent of the company's shares, and is worth tens of millions on the surface.
This character is the one who is the head and the end of the dragon in the mythical company, and now, he actually greets He Xiaofeng so cordially? And looking at his expression, it seems that the relationship is quite good?
"Manager Zhang." Ye Zhishuai hurriedly stepped forward to say hello.
"Hmm." Zhang Jianming only nodded slightly, and continued to pay attention to He Xiaofeng.
"Xiao He, you just came today, you don't have to work, I told the big guys in the technical department. We're hosting a welcome party for you tonight at Seoul International Hotel! ”
He Xiaofeng said embarrassedly: "This is not good, I am a newcomer......"
"Huh!" Zhang Jianming shook his head and said, "It's not just me who thinks so, the employees in the department all want to meet you, the great god, you can't run away tonight!" ”
Ye Zhishuai on the side almost suspected that he had heard it wrong, what did Manager Zhang say just now? The group of uncles in the technical department actually want to pick up this old classmate for themselves? And in the Seoul International Hotel, which is known as the highest standard?
OMG! What is the origin of He Xiaofeng? Is his father the chairman of the mythical company? I didn't think he was so awesome when I got along before!
I was still pretending to be in front of him just now, isn't this an axe from the class?
"Then I'll be respectful and obey." He Xiaofeng is not hypocritical.
Zhang Jianming smiled: "Okay, then it's decided." I still have something to do here, this little colleague, help him fill in the personnel information, remember, this is the newly hired chief programmer of our technical department, let your personnel department director do things quickly! ”
"Huh?" Ye Zhishuai didn't react for a while, what chief programmer is talking about He Xiaofeng?
"How?" Zhang Jianming was puzzled, Ye Zhishuai was stunned, and hurriedly said, "It's okay, it's okay!" You're busy, I'll do it with him! ”
After Zhang Jianming left, Ye Zhishuai immediately changed his expression. He said with a look of annoyance: "Okay, you kid, the real person doesn't show his face, I was caught off guard by this forced pretend!" I said I would help you with the interview, so you will become the chief programmer directly, which is even better than my relative in the company."
He Xiaofeng smiled: "I didn't say I wanted an interview before. ”
"Xiaofeng, it seems that I will rely on you to cover me in the future." Ye Zhishuai hooked up with his shoulder, "Eh, what does Manager Zhang have to do with you?" Take care of you so much? ”
"It doesn't matter, I came in by strength."
"Blow it, you'll do it!" Ye Zhishuai didn't believe it, "But now you are a cow, you can say whatever you want." Later, I can also pretend to be forced with the girl at the front desk, saying that my buddy is the chief programmer of the technical department, and that girl will not kneel down in minutes! ”
He Xiaofeng smiled helplessly, Ye Zhishuai is this kind of character. But it's because of this that they can become friends.
After finishing the personnel materials, Ye Zhishuai took him to a brief understanding of the mythical company. Then it was time for the reception banquet that Zhang Jianming said, Zhang Jianming knew that He Xiaofeng had no car, and specially took him to the Seoul International Hotel.