Chapter 4 Offended the Tiger Cat for @逍遙、 Jade Pei Jiamore
It's been a long time since I've felt this heartbeat. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
This girl called the little demon, the moment she appeared, it made me feel like my heart was pounding, and I felt that my cheeks were hot, but my face was very red.
Duoduo's sister......
I don't know if the little lady is married or not? Tufeng female talent.
I really want to go forward. Ask if this girl has a boyfriend. But I quickly came back to my senses, and looking at this girl's beautiful appearance, no one was chasing her, which was basically impossible.
When I think of this, I can't help but feel a wave of frustration, and I feel that flowers are always stuck in cow dung.
Following the little demon girl, we came to the small canteen of the scorpion farm, the small long table was filled with a dazzling array of dishes, plates and dishes, the aroma was pervasive, and it was very tempting.
Will beckoned us to sit down. Then he said: "Lu Zuo used to open a restaurant, and their Duoduo's craftsmanship is absolutely first-class, and many people can't eat it if they have money." ”
We walked to the table, and Will introduced us to a man in a teal robe. said that this is Xiao Keming.
I looked up and saw that this man was twenty-eight or ninety, or thirty years old, and at first glance he didn't look good, but if I looked closely, I could see that he had a dusty aura on his body, and he had the temperament of a flying immortal outside the sky.
I thought this person was a cold character who rejected people outside of a thousand, but I didn't expect him to see us, but he greeted us warmly, saying that I had heard of the two of you a long time ago, and I dared to compete with the old coffin board of the Jingmen Huang family, not to mention anything else. With this guts, you can have a drink with the two of you for a while, and when the floating life is revealed.
He opened his mouth and talked about what we were most proud of. We hurriedly greeted him.
Xiao Keming chatted for a while, and then pointed at me with a smile and said: "Lao Wang next door, brother, can you share with me your experience of prying the corner, I'm still quite interested, hehe......"
When he wasn't smiling, he was quite a master, but he didn't expect this smile to suddenly add a bit of obscenity.
I don't know what's going on, with the little demon girl present, I was very concerned, afraid that she would misunderstand my misconduct, so I hurriedly explained, Xiao Keming said with a smile: "Uh, I know, this kind of topic, when we don't have children, let's talk about it carefully, haha......"
Belch?
Boss, just let us go, I really don't have any experience to pass on to you, and I can't save myself as a magician.
Besides, you are a Taoist priest, is it necessary to learn how to pry the corners of the wall?
Although it was quite embarrassing to be ridiculed by Xiao Keming, as soon as the table started, I immediately left all my troubles behind, because the food cooked by Duoduo was simply amazing.
Really, I haven't eaten such delicious food in more than 20 years of life, and I almost bit my tongue.
Will and Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming are comrades-in-arms who fight side by side, they haven't seen each other for a long time, and they are reunited after a long time at this moment, so naturally they are indispensable to drink, and the liquor is glass after glass, and after three rounds of drinking, Lu Zuo mentioned Will's matter.
Xiao Keming looked like an idle master, slapped the table, and said damn, there are still people who dare to bully my brother, kill him, let's go to Europe in a group!
Lu Zuo is younger than Xiao Keming, but he is calmer than him, and he has to discuss this matter.
Xiao Keming's momentum came, no one could stop him, and said that there was nothing to discuss about this matter, and it happened that you and I didn't have anything to do, so I should go there to have a round of fun--by the way, Will, do you reimburse the round-trip train ticket?
Will couldn't help laughing and said brother, let's go to Europe, we have to fly.
Xiao Keming said that it is good to take a plane, I don't know what the quality of the flight attendant flying abroad is, and the taste of the big Yanma, hehe, Will, your kid is a landlord, you have to help arrange it......
The little demon girl was full after eating a few bites next to her, and when she saw Xiao Keming open her yellow cavity, she pulled up the flowers and said to him, "Brother Xiao, there are children here." ”
Xiao Keming was speechless for a while, and said with a smile: "I'll shut up, shut up!" ”
The little demon girl glanced at him sideways and said that you will take Lu Zuo badly.
After speaking, she left with Duoduo, this is Xiao Keming is even more taboo, and pulled Will to talk about the European Fengyue, which made Will very embarrassed, saying brother, that kind of place, I don't often go.
Xiao Keming was furious and said wool, you are a seed of infatuation, how could you not go? The girls are gone, don't pretend to be with me here!
Erchun was burying his head in eating, and when he heard this, he raised his head, revealing a face of oil, and said Brother Xiao, I'm not a woman?
Xiao Keming said, it's you, don't talk, just put food in your stomach.
Will said with an innocent face: "All my life, I will only love Angelina alone, and I will not be tempted by any woman again." ”
Xiao Keming shook his head and said boring, boring......
Everyone pushed the cup and changed the lamp, Lu Zuo saw that Xiao Keming agreed, so he didn't dwell on the matter anymore, but arranged the next thing, he and Xiao Keming went, Duoduo and the little demon naturally needed to be brought, just leave Erchun here to guard the house, as for the tiger cat......
Speaking of this, he was stunned for a moment, and said What about the tiger cat, where did the people go?
Everyone was stunned, and they all said that they didn't see it, they didn't know where they went, and they didn't come back from eating.
The old ghost and I couldn't say anything next to us, and I couldn't figure out who this tiger cat was.
Until the evening, Will went back to the room with Lu Zuo and Xiao Keming to continue drinking, and when the old ghost and I went back to rest, someone in the dark asked again: "You stupid Boyi, you dare to call yourself the old king next door?" ”
Who?
The room was dark, and suddenly such a sound burst out, but it frightened me and the old ghost, I turned over, and shouted into the darkness, and I heard the man shouting: "Lao Tzu is ...... Belch! ”
The sound came and went, and I turned on the light, only to see the old ghost appear by the bedside, clutching a large, multicolored bird as big as a hen.
This is......
The fat bird kept struggling, but it could not match the strength of the old ghost, and the old ghost could not open his mouth when his head was pinched.
I was stunned for a moment and asked the old ghost, saying that this hen was talking just now?
The old ghost was also a little surprised, and when he saw this guy, he was a little overwhelmed, saying that it looked like a parrot, but how could this parrot open his mouth and curse?
I said cautiously, "It seems to have something to say, you can let it go, there should be no threat." ”
The old ghost said oh, and reached out to let go.
As soon as the fat bird left the old ghost's hand, it immediately flapped its wings, flew high, and screamed: "You two stupid Boi have offended me, you have offended me Lord Tiger Cat, I will make you miserable for the rest of your life, tell you to gag my mouth, tell you to pluck my feathers......"
What, this fat hen-like bird is the tiger cat that Lu Zuo said just now?
Shouldn't it be a cat, how can it be a parrot?
Just when the two of us were stunned, there was a sudden heat on our heads, and I reached out and touched it, and it was actually a bubble of hot bird droppings.
The old ghost suddenly got angry and said believe it or not that I stripped you of your feathers?
The fat hen cried out, "How can you be so capable?" ”
The old ghost jumped up and jumped directly to the top, and almost caught the bird, the guy shook his body, startled, and his huge body flew out of the window at once, and he scolded: "If you don't pluck my feathers, you will be my grandson!" ”
The old ghost is so angry, a fat bird still dares to argue with us?
He didn't say a word, he jumped out of the window and jumped high from the second floor, but the bird didn't look fat, but it was very flexible, and it avoided the old ghost's grasp.
The old ghost fell to the ground, and the bird's foul language crackled and cursed.
The old ghost took a deep breath, and suddenly his body turned into a large bat, and he staggered towards the air.
The bird finally panicked, shouted "Mommy", and flew towards the sky, but it was fast, and the old ghost was even faster, and after a few seconds, it wrapped the bird, and then slowly fell towards the window of our room.
When the bird was dragged by the old ghost again, he suddenly lost his temper and said ", Lao Tzu is also a dog, I take it, let me go."
The old ghost said that you can't say soft words, who the hell are you?
The fat bird hung his head and said, "me...... Uh, okay, I'm convinced, isn't it just a joke, are you so desperate? You vampires turned into bats, and you were hurt at one time, is it necessary to do this? ”
The old ghost glared at him and said you scolded my mother just now.
The fat bird said no.
The old ghost said yes.
The fat bird said that there is no is no......
The two of them exchanged their mouths for a while, when suddenly a strange laugh broke out at the window.
We turned our heads and saw that the little demon girl had appeared at the window at some point, and was looking at these two bickering fellows.
It's not a good thing to bully other people's birds on other people's territory, the old ghost hurriedly let go of the fat bird, and then said, "Little demon girl, let's have fun." ”
The little demon pointed to the tiger cat who was flapping his wings in the air, and the embarrassed tiger cat laughed, and said Hey, stinky fart, you also have today.
Instead of arguing with her, the tiger cat glared at us viciously and said you wait, my lord, I will make you regret your actions today.
It spread its wings and parted, and the little demon girl looked at us with a smile and said, "You two, do what you want."
With that, she jumped out of the window.
This girl is so neat, she is really quite charming!
I looked at her back and couldn't help but drool.
However, at that time, the old ghost and I didn't understand how serious it was to offend the tiger cat......