"Hahaha......"

Apartment 302 looked at the scandal that broke out on the Internet, it can be said that the laughing person turned his back on his horse, but Xing Thirteen was not happy, but his expression was a little serious, he knew that the confrontation had just begun, and if he was smug now, he really didn't know how to write the word death.

After laughing for a while, Shao Guanglin, the boss of the dormitory, spoke: "Third child, you have offended people so badly this time, you must be careful in the future."

Xing Thirteen nodded, his eyes filled with a layer of emotion.

Wu Jiangping, the old man in the dormitory, saw that the atmosphere was not right, and hurriedly changed the topic and said: "By the way, it's now a sophomore, what major do you choose, I am going to apply for the English Department, I heard that the quality of beauties in the English Department of Jiangsu and Zhejiang University is quite high every year." ”

Hearing this topic, several people were suddenly stunned, and then came to their senses, in Jiangsu and Zhejiang University, different from many other colleges, in addition to some art students premature division, although other students still live in Zijingang School District, but they must not start to choose their favorite department until the sophomore year, which is also the characteristics of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, giving students more time to think and choose.

As Wu Jiangping's old opponent, Han Guang said disdainfully: "I don't have four taels of meat, and I still think about beautiful women all day long, I said Lao Mo, your computer is not ready to mess up"?

Wu Jiangping smiled disdainfully and said, "What computer major do I choose, and can the teacher hand it over to me?" I said second, do you know why you can't be the boss? ”

"Isn't this ranked according to age", Han Guang showed off his muscles again, and said viciously: "I said Lao Mo, it's not polite for you to call me the second child again."

"Haha", Wu Jiangping smiled and said: "Some things are destined by God, you are the second no matter where you are, because you are too second."

"Looking for death", Han Guang was angry at the moment, and he was going to find trouble with Wu Jiangping.

"Okay, there's no trouble", Shao Guanglin waved his hand and said: "To be honest, it's really a pity that you don't choose a computer major."

Wu Jiangping's face suddenly became serious, and he said in a deep voice: "You all know what kind of temper I have, if I didn't like computers too much, I wouldn't have been discovered by you when I invaded Tencent to engage in Happy Beans, in case one is not careful...... After all, people's hearts are unpredictable, and the consequences will be serious."

Shao Guanglin nodded, the computer majors are all computer skills, and I really can't guarantee that Wu Jiangping will be fascinated by them, and they will find a flaw, so the consequences will ......

After smiling, he suddenly set his eyes on Han Guang and said slowly: "Second brother, what major do you choose?"

"I protest", Han Guang shouted: "Can you not call me second, I have a name."

The three dormitory members shook their heads at the same time, and Wu Jiangping even vetoed it: "After the 302 dormitory vote, your 428th appeal is rejected, and if you have any comments, you can keep it."

"I'm", Han Guang could only accept it gloomily in the face of 302's ** to him, and after a while, he seemed to have forgotten what had just happened, and said with a high expression: "Fourth, is there really a lot of beautiful women in the English department?"

"Yes", Wu Jiangping said suspiciously: "What's wrong"?

"I decided", Han Guang suddenly said extremely seriously: "For the future of the flowers of the motherland, I am willing to dedicate my youth, fourth, in the future, the second brother in the English Department will follow you, if anyone dares to bully you, see if I don't blow his head."

Wu Jiangping was stunned for a moment, and then said: "What do you mean, you also want to choose the English department, oh, God, please send down a divine thunder to take me!" You, a muscular man who can't even recognize 26 English letters, actually chose the English department"?

"How", Han Guang stroked his muscles and said indignantly: "Why can't I do it, I was ranked 10th in our class in English in the college entrance examination, but it has been abandoned in recent years, but as long as I make up my mind, I will be able to catch it back soon, and when the time comes, my sister in the English department will not be bathed in my divine light."

"Okay, okay", Shao Guanglin had to interrupt them and said: "Don't make any more trouble, since you choose the English department, study hard, and maybe you will be able to earn foreigners' money in the future, but my parents asked me to choose the economic and trade department, and I also have to start with, by the way, what major do you choose for the third child"?

"Traditional Chinese medicine", Xing Thirteen said these two words without even thinking about it, one of them, his current body is too much in need of some supplies of traditional Chinese medicine, especially rare medicinal materials, which may be found in traditional Chinese medicine schools. Second, as a cultivator, his cognition of the acupoints of the human body has surpassed that of most people, not to mention his ancient medical skills. Third, most of the courses in the College of Traditional Chinese Medicine are complicated self-study time, which he can skip, so he has a lot of free time and free up his hands to do some things.

In September, the blue sky is like washing, the pigeon whistle is loud, the day in September, the rivers and mountains are picturesque, the flowers are blooming, the day in September, the scorching sun washes the fire, and the sweat is like rain.

At this time, although it was morning, but in September, the snake-like sun had already skyrocketed over the horizon, and even the afterglow of the early morning glow could faintly appear, dyeing half of the sky red, but it still made people feel a little hot and impetuous.

A group of four people walked in the green shade of the college, and Han Guang couldn't help complaining: "What kind of weather is this, it's so hot in the morning, and you can't let people live"?

Suddenly, his eyes lit up suddenly, and he was so stunned that he forgot to walk even the steps under his feet, and he didn't know what was faintly muttering at the corners of his mouth.

His behavior immediately attracted the attention of the other three, and following his gaze, Wu Jiangping's face quickly turned from yin to sunny, and he shouted in a low voice at the moment: "Beauty, it's still two disaster-level beauties, they are coming from here, they won't be coming for me, right?"

Shao Guanglin glared at him angrily, and said lightly: "Fourth, you are in a good position, look at your unpromising appearance, saliva is flowing to the ground."

Wu Jiangping was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly waved his hand to wipe it, but the palm of his hand was as clean as ever, there was no so-called saliva at all, he rolled his eyes, and said: "Boss, you took you to play like this, but I feel that the beauty is really coming to our side, who of you know, and you don't recruit from the truth"?

Han Guang smiled embarrassedly and said, "Actually, I know them."

"Then you don't want to introduce us to us", Wu Jiangping ran to Han Guang's side in a blink of an eye, pinching his shoulders for him, but his short body seemed to be more than enough and his strength was insufficient, but his eyes rolled, and he said with a thief's eyebrows: "Second brother, for the sake of my usual reasoning with you, do you also give your fourth brother Zhang Luo Zhang Luo, anyway, there are two beauties, and the second brother can't let go of both."

"Go, why haven't I seen you so enthusiastic", Han Guang raised his head and said vividly: "They are the two courtyard flowers of the Conservatory of Music, and they are also the school flowers of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, the tall one is named Qin Rushuang, who is a sophomore like us, petite, named Fu Xiaotong, and Qin Rushuang's best friend."

He paused for a moment, and then immediately frowned again and said, "Although I know them, it's a pity that people don't know me."

"Cut", his voice fell, and he was immediately unanimously despised by the 302 apartment.

"Thirteen, we meet again", Qin Rushuang stood in front of them with a shallow smile, and there was no doubt about his intellectuality and demeanor.

Xing 13 nodded, still with a little gratitude for this girl's standing up last time, and then asked, "Is there anything wrong with you?" It's okay and we'll go for breakfast."

Qin Rushuang rolled her eyes, and sighed secretly in her heart, the Thirteen Sentences she knew before were arrogant, lustful, and not offline, why did the current Thirteen Sentences, two beautiful women standing in front of her, he was indifferent, and couldn't help but speculate: "Could it really be that the last incident hit him too hard"?

But women are sometimes extremely strange animals, the more you dodge, the more curious she becomes, trying to unlock the secret in your heart, no, she actually smiled and said, "You didn't eat breakfast either, that's just together."

As soon as the words fell, she introduced her companions and said, "This is Fu Xiaotong, we are all in the vocal department."

Xing Thirteen wanted to refuse, but the two big hands around his waist seemed to have been prepared, as long as he refused, he might face the most cruel family law of 302. So he agreed, and said, "Okay, I'll introduce you, this is the boss of my dormitory......"

However, these roommates of his are obviously not fuel-efficient lamps, and when he just started to introduce, Shao Guanglin pushed him away and said: "I am Shao Guanglin, the embodiment of justice and wisdom."

Han Guang was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said: "Boss, it turns out that you are also a fellow practitioner, we really misjudged you."

After a while, he turned his head, smiled, and said, "Hello beauties, my name is Han Guang, I am the second in the dormitory, the perfect combination of figure and strength."

"It's my turn, my name is Wu Jiangping, I am the fourth oldest in the dormitory, and I am a five-good young man with outstanding morality, intelligence, physical fitness, beauty and labor."

Han Guang was furious, flexed his muscles, and threatened: "Pay attention to your words, or ......"

Wu Jiangping's eyes widened, and then he raised his head, looked at the blue sky, and said lightly: "Wealth can't yin, mighty can't bend, this is a big husband"!