cpa300_4(); "Remember, after talking for a while, you have to know what to say and what not to say - if you dare to destroy the harmony of my family, I will dare to organize people to bombard you with rockets, Katyusha fifty-six self-propelled rocket launchers, I don't believe that you can withstand this thing, and the martial god is not a god!" I sat in the driver's seat and looked at Susie with a look of fear, there was no way, I couldn't beat this witch, so I could only release this kind of cruel words that didn't have any lethality. 【Reading Books Free Novel Reading】

Friends, don't make friends in the future with the kind you can't beat, or you'll be stuffed - this is a golden saying!

Susie looked at me impatiently: "You have inked with me one hundred and twenty-seven times in half an hour!" Do you dare to a little more? Where do you look like a man other than having a man's body? ”

I raised my eyebrows: "Provocation? Why don't you give it a try? I sue sù sù sù you and me where like men! ”

"Yoh? Playing meat jokes with the old lady? Ninety-seven percent of my entire base are veterans, and they don't dare to play with me like this, you have the courage! "Susie, who took off her silly white and sweet disguise, is a witch! Damn, the aesthetics of the little four-eyed are really weird! Don't all my cadres have a normal one? This is true for Class T, and so is Black Dragon Gate!

"Yang Mengmeng, do you dare to drive the car faster? The old lady has been depressed for a long time! You just don't dare to overtake the 60-mile line, and the car doesn't have the accelerator? Do you know how to drive? "Susie turned on the disgust mode, constantly picking at my thorns, making me nervous--damn, if I can beat her, I will definitely spank her hard! The little girl's family calls herself an old lady, has she ever said that! It's really a bad day!

"Do you dare to hold back? Although I can't beat you, there is a guy who can beat you in the back seat, don't look at her heartless and cute, it's easy and pleasant to beat you! Not to mention anything else, can you resist her acupoints? "I'll talk to her, casually talk to her, and ask her to be honest with me. If you look at my face at this time, it definitely looks like a cunning fox who has borrowed the power of the tiger!

Meow Mi heard me mention her, and her ears immediately pricked up: "What are you doing, master?" Are there any dried small fish? ”

That's right. In the past two days, I don't know where Meow Mi heard the stalk of dried fish, and always pestered me to buy her dried fish - and then this cat served dried fish as the best snack, so the word she talked about the most was: dried fish! The most annoying thing is that the moaning in the mouth of this product at the peak moment is these words! I was so angry that I almost lifted my pants and left! Is there such a thing?

I pulled out a packet of dried fish from the storage rack and threw it in Meow Mi's arms, ever since she was obsessed with dried fish. My air quality has plummeted, and everywhere I go is a breath from the sea – no kid to you! My body scent now is like that of a fisherman who has been fishing at sea for twenty days, and there are quite a few wild cats lining up behind my ass along the road!

The most annoying thing is that this product has its own body fragrance, which covers up the breath of the sea! I'm so embarrassed! It's light to take a shower three times a day! It's not fair! It's not fair! Bastard author abuses the protagonist! I'm going to strike!

Su Xiqian looked at Meow Mi, blinked her eyes and showed a pure smile: "Brother Mengmeng, I'm kidding!" ”

I watched in amazement as Susie finished her face change. My God, this face change speed is a little faster, and the disgust mode directly becomes the inverted mode, and you don't even need to block the chain, that's called a smooth and free!

"Get out of the way! You're a guy who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and you can't get up when you see the meow, right? Anyway, have you ever been bullied by her? I asked Susie.

Meow Mi chewed on the dried fish in her mouth and stuck her head next to me: "She can't fight!" I just lit it there with a small stone! But her body is really hard! ”

I looked at Susie with a wicked smile: "Look, I said you can't beat her!" That's not right! Who did you learn from meow? I remember I didn't teach you! ”

Su Xiqian's disgust mode was taken back, but Meow Mi looked at me with disgust: "Do you still need to learn such a simple thing?" As long as you use reasonable strength to throw the stone on the acupuncture point, the most difficult thing to learn is how to use dark energy and dual energy on the stone, but she is still enough! ”

I get it! When I practiced, this thing was always like a maid serving me tea and water, and I guess she learned it after two glances! Is his natural skill a sight to behold? Why do I feel like I'm being shown off? Although she is my pet. Although she was very obedient, although she had a negative distance contact with me - but how did this love of envy and hatred come out?

In the tsundere look of meow Mi, I took out a small dried fish from my pocket, Meow Mi's eyes immediately narrowed, and the tsundere's expression disappeared without a trace, stretching out my little hand to catch the small dried fish, and the mouth shouted eagerly: "Little dried fish!" Dried small fish! ”

Su Qianqian's eyes were about to pop out: "You just care about your daughter like this?" Do you still feel like a father? ”

I rolled my eyes: "Where did you tell she was my daughter?" Can I roll the sheets with my daughter every day? She was raised by me! When a cat is raised! ”

Susie muttered, "It's so simple? I tempted her with dried fish, can she come with me? ”

I threw her a pack of dried fish: "You try, you see if she eats it!" ”

Su Xiqian took the dried fish, smiled at me and said, "My personality charm is not covered. I'm a thorn in the thorn! ”

Laughing at me, according to her, there are only six women who are treacherous and logistical lunch-boxing aunts from the inside out, and she can indeed be regarded as a flower!

"Meow Mi. Dried fish? Su Xiqian turned around, smiled and shook the small dried fish in her hand.

"Idiot!" Meow Mi rejected Susie with a proud face, and then went to the back seat, rolling and shouting: "Ignorant earthling, how can this queen be bought by a small little dried fish?" Hum! You should be on your knees begging this queen to eat your tribute! ”

Su Xiqian threw the dried fish to me with black lines: "I usually don't see that Miao Lemi's classmate is so off-line!" How do you raise it? It really turned her into a cat! She looks like a cat! ”

I held the steering wheel with one hand, shook the small dried fish with the other, and tempted meow, "Look." What is it? ”

Meow Mi turned over and shouted, "Little dried fish!" Dried small fish! Then he stretched out his cute paws to reach for it, and it was a cat in human form!

Susie looked at me with a look of indignation: "It's not fair! It's all the same dried fish, why is there such a big difference between what you give and what I give? ”

I smiled: "You don't understand the world of cats!" In her eyes, the things in the world are divided into such categories: the master, the master, the master, and the poor and pathetic earthlings."

Susie put her head on my car CD: "She was really trained to be a cat by you?" You beast! ”

Damn! Scolded again! I'm really more wronged than Dou E! (To be continued.) )