Chapter 33 Women don't think I'm handsome

"Ye Nan, where are we going now?"

"Of course, go back and watch the comic expo, I haven't had enough!"

Ye Nan said without thinking, but Mi Xiaomei raised her concerns.

"Will they ...... yellow hair?"

This is indeed a problem, but Ye Nan still didn't want to miss the comic convention, so after thinking about it, he said with a fluke mentality: "Huang Mao and they have learned a lesson, so they must not dare to come to find trouble again for a while!" It's okay, let's go to Comic Con! ”

Although Mi Xiaomei was still a little worried, she found that she could get the much-needed sense of security from Ye Nan, as long as Ye Nan was willing, she felt that she was not afraid to go anywhere!

Or, Mi Xiaomei said: "By the way, since I also ate lunch, it can be regarded as afternoon!" So, the pick-up live stream continues to start? ”

Ye Nan blinked, looking a little embarrassed!

"Do you want to repay the debt, you only said it in the morning, and you won't admit it in the afternoon?"

"Well... Of course, what has been said must be done, but ......" Ye Nan had an expression on his face, not to mention how embarrassed it was.

"Okay, stop prevaricating, you see that the brothers in the live broadcast room are waiting for you!"

Ye Nan looked at his phone, a related swipe, and said that he was looking forward to how much time Ye Nan's accosting would last this time (calculated in seconds), and how embarrassing he would be!

Well, you unsympathetic guys are waiting for my jokes, but this time, you can't get your wish!

Ye Nan gritted his teeth secretly, he really didn't want to let the failed pick-up experience in the morning and yesterday be repeated, if it went on like this, that embarrassing feeling would probably pierce his face.

But what if you don't fail?

Ye Nan looked at the women passing by, thinking about how to succeed in the conversation, but no matter who he looked at, there was always a feeling that he was bound to fail!

Ye Nan cowered and didn't dare to go up, Mi Xiaomei didn't stop urging next to her, Ye Nan was tired of hearing it, and waved her hand directly to drive people away.

"How many times have you said it, don't blind BB in my ear, shoot it in the back, if you can't stop your mouth, give full play to your strengths and interact with the audience in the live broadcast room!"

"Humph! Then you hurry up, the audience is in a hurry! Mi Xiaomei glanced at Ye Nan dissatisfied, but she still obediently slowed down and pulled a distance of about five meters from him.

"Next, let Xiaomei hand over the camera to the anchor, and then Xiaomei and I will be responsible for the commentary!"

Mi Xiaomei adjusted the camera position of her mobile phone and began to 'explain' with a cunning face!

"The anchor looked at a girl, an urban beauty with fluttering hair, will he be there?"

"Oh, his gaze is off, he gave up, is he ashamed of himself because he knows the situation of his waste wood?"

Wait, the anchor's eyes are focused again, this time he looks at a girl, that girl is so petite, it feels like she is still in middle school! Beast, he fell in love with such a young girl, could he be Lolicon? ”

"Away, he finally looked away, can the beast really take the initiative to find out with his conscience?"

"The anchor looks at it again... Give up again... Also look at... Also give up. Oops, it's no longer possible to count how many women the anchor has taken a fancy to, and how much he has given up with shame, in this process, what kind of impact has the anchor's heart experienced, and how human nature is at this moment... Yes! ”

Mi Xiaomei's fast mouth was on the rise, but unexpectedly, Ye Nan returned in an instant and slapped her head 'hard', and it made a bang!

"What?" Mi Xiaomei rubbed her head, her face full of dissatisfaction with being interrupted!

"Interact well with the audience in the live broadcast room, don't give me any more blind BB!"

Ye Nan taught viciously that Mi Xiaomei was very aggrieved.

"I'm just interacting with my brothers, the audience likes it very much, don't believe it!"

Ye Nan didn't need to look at his phone to know that the live broadcast room must be a barrage of solidarity with Mi Xiaomei.

"I said it, I'm not allowed to be hacked in the live broadcast, I'm just a blind BB!"

Ye Nan is very ****, Mi Xiaomei pouted, her face full of dissatisfaction!

"So what do you want me to say? You've been blind for so long, but you don't dare to go up, I can't say anything I want to make up for you, won't it become a more excessive high-level black? ”

"Cut, it's not so easy to pick up a conversation! If it's not a long-legged Oba, whoever goes up to talk will not have a high success rate this year! ”

Ye Nan's language is serious.

"You see, I've failed for so long, and the audience must be tired of watching it, so I have to hit it this time, for the sake of the show, for the audience, it's really helpless to consume time for a long time!"

The audience in the live broadcast room said: They don't want to watch the anchor's success, they just want to see him fail and lose face!

Ye Nan ignored these unconscionable barrages, and said while choosing targets everywhere: "In these days, the gap between people is very deep, especially when a man takes the initiative to pick up a woman, women will definitely be guarded, the more beautiful women are, the more defensive they are, and of course, the higher their vision, and the combination of two by two will make the failure rate of male pick-up very high!" ”

Mi Xiaomei pursed her lips and thought disdainfully: Speaking of which, the head is like an expert, but in fact, he is a weak war scumbag! Look who else will pay attention to you but this girl!

Ye Nan couldn't control Mi Xiaomei's thoughts, he continued to take care of himself: "Of course, the appearance of the male who picks up is also very important! Although I am very handsome, for some reason, it is not obvious in the eyes of women that I am handsome. I can't change my appearance, only the choice of the target woman can be changed. Hey! How's that? ”

Ye Nan's eyes froze and he found the target!

"**Hairstyle, round face, fair skin, needless to say, a beauty! Mi Xiaomei, hurry up and give the camera over. ”

Ye Nan instructed Mi Xiaomei, and her mouth didn't stop.

"It's not easy to pick up a beautiful woman, but everyone pay attention, the beauty is about twenty years old, and her temperament seems a little well-behaved, she should be a college student, and the beauty who has not entered the society is usually easier to talk to! Of course, the biggest good thing is that I don't know if everyone has noticed, the expression on the beautiful woman's face is very anxious, and she obviously needs help. You say, at this time, I'm going to help, isn't it logical to pick up a conversation? ”

"That's up, look at you!" Mi Xiaomei looked like she was looking at the joke, as if he was doomed to fail.

The audience in the live broadcast room also seconded the proposal.

The anchor said that the head is the way, sit back and wait for the slap in the face!

Why do you suddenly want to be happy when you see the anchor who is full of confidence now, thinking about what will happen?

Anchor, in fact, you are not only 'handsome' in the eyes of women, but also 'handsome' in the eyes of our group of gentlemen!

……

You don't think well of me? Hmph, isn't the Chinese football team also a ticket to the top 20 of the world preliminaries... Hey, what's wrong?

In short, no matter what, Ye Nan finally made up his mind to talk to the beauty and went towards the beauty.

"Hello, do you need any help?"

The anxious beauty glanced at Ye Nan, then shook her head, then ignored him, and continued to look for something anxiously.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed: Hahaha, before leaving, I was still looking at the Tao, but I was instantly killed in seconds, and I laughed to death!

Of course, Ye Nan can't see what is being said in the live broadcast room at this time, but just guessing can also guess ** is not far from ten, and now that he has failed to go back, he will definitely be ridiculed how miserable he is, so he must not give up lightly!

"You're looking for someone, I'm familiar with this area, maybe I can help you!"

The beauty was obviously really anxious, and she didn't pay attention to Ye Nan anymore, quickened her pace, and looked around.

I'm going, do you want to be in such a hurry? I'm really sincere, I'm more capable of helping, and my purpose is very simple - as long as I complete the task, there is no friendship that is not pure... Well, let's talk about it when it really appears!

Ye Nan was depressed, and the beauty was so anxious that she ignored him, how could he break this kind of scene? Also, God knows how the undisciplined audience will laugh at this failed pick-up?!

At this time, a slightly neutral voice sounded: "Yu Xin! ”

The anxious beauty suddenly stopped, it turned out that her name was Yu Xin!