68. On the correct posture of cooking life (2)

To sit or not to sit?

It's a question, should you silently endure Seamus's taunt with poisoned arrows, or will you face the endless explosions miserably?

Sewang can bet that if Seamus, the little cub, hadn't "added some spice" to his seat, his name would have been written upside down!

However, how will Seamus ambush himself?

In the end, it is to put a bunch of strange explosives in the belly of the table, and simply and rudely blow yourself to pieces; Or strapped a rotating ascent jet rocket to the chair, so that his head came into close contact with the ceiling in the BGM that came with the rocket; Or maybe it's a little more insidious, there is no problem at all on the table and chairs, and when I sit on it, I think I can be at ease, when I suddenly blow up a bunch of Xiang from the window. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

You must know that Seamus's seat is by the window, and you must know this kind of parabolic offensive of mathematical modeling and directional blasting, Seamus, this bastard is very good at it!

What to do? What to do?

If you don't sit down, this little bastard will definitely be a bunch of angry ridicule. What to do?

Mr. Despair was desperate, the old thief was worried, and he even began to suffer from gains and losses.

A second ago, Xie Sewang comforted himself with a hint of luck: After all, there are still so many people here, maybe this guy Seamus doesn't dare to go too far? If you play too much, if you leave any bad influence in Chidori, wouldn't it hurt the enemy by a thousand and lose yourself by eight hundred?

But in the next second, the old thief who suddenly woke up began to warn himself again: Wake up! Stop dreaming! Isn't the most place in Afghanistan a suicide attack? Can you count on this little bunny's bottom line? God knows if this little bastard who has been exposed to it for so many years will have a hot brain today, in case he insists on being impulsive? I'm still waiting for me to come home for dinner!

"Huh? Teacher Color, why are you still here? You can't walk, do you want me to help you? Then Mr. Seamus's voice drifted again.

Tie Sewang turned his head and glared at someone, what a look of "respecting the teacher"! Except for himself, who could see that there was a murderous motive hidden under Seamus's dignified smile!

Under the persecution of Seamus, Sewang secretly glanced at Kyosuke Takasaka's position, hoping that this leading brother could come out and relieve himself or something.

Who would have thought that after looking at each other, Takasaka, the coward, just sat there and shook his head, not knowing if he was persuading himself not to be impulsive? Or don't you fight against someone in Taxi? Or does it mean that he doesn't want to do this?

And soon Takasaka cowards didn't even shake his head, because Seamus gave him a cold look.

Made, the erector is not enough and conspiracy!

Sewang lamented in his heart: Seamo, Seamo, Takasaka and I just want to match you and Chidori to play horses and kill chickens, although the means are a little insidious, and you want to lose some face, but why are you embarrassed to give me a kill machine directly?

That's too unkind, isn't it, Seamus-kun?

If you want to exchange gifts, can't you change it to a health care program?

Of course, the old thief only dared to think about it in his own heart, and did not dare to really say it.

After all, how embarrassing it is to speak out in public. I don't want the dignity of my teacher.

In desperation, the old thief carried his suicide travel bag (there is black technology in it, there is Ξ»-driver, maybe he can save his life at a critical moment!) Walk to the back of the classroom.

But before he was halfway there, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he suddenly pulled away from the position next to him, and he took advantage of the situation.

Xie Sewang found that he was really confused, why did he have to follow his Simo's rhythm? There's more than just one empty seat on Seamo's side in the classroom?

For example, the one in front of you, isn't it good?

Because Chidori and Seamus were both on the podium, her seat was also empty, and she didn't find out earlier, which made Xie Sewang complain a little: Was she too nervous before.

He didn't believe that Seamo, a little cub, would even bury in Chidori's seat, ahhhh

How's it going, Seamus, you're out of trouble with me now, are you?

Sewang looked at Mr. Seamus with a smug expression, he not only managed to avoid the ten-sided ambush of someone in the west, but also succeeded in NTying someone's expectant girlfriend's seat.

What an amazing Jedi counterattack! What an amazing victory!

There was almost no writing on the happy face of Tie Sewang: "The surname is Mo, what can you do to me?" "Now, the arrogance is beyond words!

Even Chidori who was standing next to Seamus frowned a little, originally she didn't object much to the teacher sitting over, after all, she respected the teacher, and she couldn't let the teacher stand.

But even though there is still a vacant seat on Simo's side, you want to sit in my place, and you are sitting so happily? Color teacher, what do you mean?

Although I have known for a long time that there are a lot of perverts in Japan, especially the kind of people who like to collect items used by female high school students, there are really many people, but Chidori really didn't expect that the homeroom teacher of his high school would be this kind of goods!

Almost subconsciously, Chidori leaned her body slightly behind Seamus, and she found that Seamus was also frowning unhappily, which made Chidori feel that Seamus was the same enemy as herself.

Sure enough, in the face of the reckless behavior of Teacher Yin Xing's Sewang, Mr. Simo quickly spoke: "Mr. Se, although I understand your excitement about "sitting in the position of a beautiful female high school student", and to be honest, I want to sit too, but can I ask you to stand up?" ”

[Seamo, you Baga! What nonsense is being said? What do you mean you want to sit too? 】

If she could, Chidori would have wanted to beat him hard with a folding fan to make Seamus give up some thoughts that he shouldn't have. But no, now Seamus is helping herself.

As a result, the beautiful and kind-hearted Chidori Classmate could only secretly record this beating in her heart, and said that the reason why she wanted to (knock) Mr. Seamus was definitely not because she was violent, but because she didn't want Mr. Seamus to go down the wrong path in the future and prevent him from evolving into a pervert like the desperate teacher.

[Well, I'm doing this for Seamo's good! This is the voice of the embarrassed Chidori-chan at this moment.

[Seamo, you Baga! What nonsense is being said? 】

Xie Sewang said that the reason why he was excited was because he was glad that he could avoid the ambush set by Seamus, Mr. Seamus, you can't talk nonsense! If this is heard by Seren, it will kill someone!

[How could I be agitated for such a thing?] This is the voice of the color teacher who was shocked at the moment.

But...... I can't say it, this kind of thing will only get darker and darker。。。。。。