Shang Zhu Si Gray made a detailed plan to rob the family, and he told Ji Tianyou one by one, and she yawned all over the sky. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Are you listening?" Shang Du Si Gray was finally discouraged and asked.

Ji Tianyou hurriedly put away his yawn and nodded solemnly, "You say, continue." ”

Shang decided to think that he couldn't continue, he threw the pen in his hand, "Forget it, it's quite cost-effective to keep a big beauty for the rest of your life, what kind of kiss are you robbing, don't go." ”

As he spoke, he came to hug her, and was kicked hard by Ji Tianyou.

He rubbed his legs aggrievedly, and wanted to return it, but his hand stopped in mid-air again, "Have you been worried that Jiang Yihan will hate you for this matter?" ”

Ji Tianyou raised his head in surprise and thought to himself, You finally understand the root of the matter.

"Sure enough, I don't believe how clever my methods are, so let's go back to the room and go back to those tools, and come back to let you see how powerful I am." Shang decided to walk away triumphantly, and when he returned, he carried a boxy box in his hand, opened it with a bang, and almost blinded Ji Tianyou's eyes.

"What are these?" I saw that Ji Tianyou was attracted by the colorful and delicate box in front of him, "Rouge? After rummaging through the large and small boxes, she recognized a rouge, "What is this thing?" By the way, she had seen this from Jiang Yiruo's room, and the lips were painted, and it was as red as if she had eaten and drunk blood, and she finally suddenly realized: "Could it be that these are the disguise techniques you said?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, you just wait and worship." He pressed her against the chair and studied the outline of her face for a moment, quickly watching her face smear.

Ji Tianyou was asked to open her eyes and close her eyes for a while, and then she was asked to raise her chin and lower her head, tossing back and forth for a long time, and just when she was drowsy again, Shang Zhizhi clapped her hands with satisfaction and said, "Okay." ”

He took a mirror and put it in front of her, the moment she opened her eyes, as if she had seen a ghost, she immediately turned her head back, and looked at Shang Zhi in disbelief, "Just now, that's me?" ”

Shocked to say the whole sentence calmly, she couldn't help but look in the mirror again, "Oh my God." She pointed to the people in the mirror and shouted, and the people in the mirror also screamed with exaggerated expressions.

"Is this really me?" Ji Tianyou was still in disbelief, she leaned under the lamp to look carefully, sticking out her tongue and grimacing, and after playing for a long time, she was willing to accept that she had become like this, she felt that her face shape had changed, from the original goose egg face to a pointed melon seed face, although there were no sharp edges and corners of a normal man, but it was also clear at a glance that he was a handsome and somewhat immature young boy.

She admired this face carefully, and couldn't help but sigh: "I have decided, I will not wash my face in the future, and I will live in the world with this face, what to do, I can't help but fall in love with myself." ”

Shang Zhu Si sat on the table with Erlang's legs crossed, "I'll just let you praise my skills, continue to be narcissistic, don't stop." ”

"I didn't find it, but the dignified kid still has some skills." After being sarcastic just now, he turned around and knelt on the ground on one leg, hugged his fists and said, "Master, your apprentice has been thrown on the ground, please pick it up." ”

"Cut." Shang Jue Si gave her a fierce disdain, "You still have the face to call me master, why isn't it time for you to deliberately harm me?" Want to learn? No need to talk. It's my secret art. ”

As he spoke, he was about to go out with his wooden box in his arms.

Ji Tianyou quickly grabbed the wooden box, piled up a flattering smile, and said: "Don't be so stingy, master and apprentice, I will carry it forward in the future and become a unique faction, are you good at being the ancestor?" ”

"Carry forward your size, it's too late for me to hide." Shang Zhu Si Gray dragged his treasure chest hard, completely ignoring Ji Tianyou's eagerness to learn from his teacher.

Seeing that he was about to walk out of the door, Ji Tianyou turned his heart sideways, gritted his teeth and said, "I promise you to cooperate with the robbery." ”

The corners of his mouth rose high when he bought one foot outside the door, and what he was waiting for was this sentence, "You said it yourself, don't regret it." ”

Ji Tianyou knew that she had been tricked, but she couldn't get angry, because all her thoughts were still on this disguise technique, if she learned this, it wouldn't be easy to enter and leave Liuzhen in the future?

She drooled from laughing, consciously controlled her smile, and pretended to be reluctant to say, "Don't regret it, when will you start teaching me?" ”

"Tomorrow." Shang decided to leave disheartened.

Ji Tianyou hurriedly ran back to the mirror and admired his new face, "Tut-tut, if there is really such a handsome young man in this world, I ......" She sighed dejectedly, helplessly found that even at this time, she could still remember the face that she shouldn't and didn't want to think about, "When I learn the disguise technique, I will draw all the men in the village like Jiang Yihan, hahaha." ”

The day was too fulfilling, she was tired and fell asleep on the bed, she really didn't wash her face, when she woke up the next day, she looked in the mirror and was startled, who is this, like a ghost, she quickly washed her face with water, but she couldn't wash it off, and she unceremoniously kicked open the door of the gray with a veil, and beat the person who was still asleep.

"What you put on my face, it's all disfigured!" Ji Tianyou said, lifting the veil and letting him open.

At this glance, he was stunned and scared away by the sleepy worm who was deciding to think about it, he sat up energetically, leaned back and smiled back, "You, you really haven't washed your face all night." ”

Ji Tianyou pursed his lips and stretched out his hand in front of him, "What about the antidote?" ”

She was despised again, and she got out of bed and threw her a small bottle, "Of course, special paint has to be removed with special techniques, do you think a basin of water can wash away all the dirt?" This is the same principle as being a man, one thing descends one thing, nothing is omnipotent, understand? ”

Ji Tianyou nodded as if he didn't understand, pulled out the lid, and a fragrance came to his face, "How do you use this thing?" ”

"Apply it to your face, wash it off, and you're good to go." Shang Du Si Shen stretched and continued to squint and lie back on the bed.

Ji Tianyou did as he said, and sure enough, his face returned to its original cleanliness. Now, I feel even more magical, hold the bottles and cans in my hands and play with them, and make up my mind to learn it.

"Hey, don't sleep, get up and teach me the disguise technique, the time is tight and the task is heavy, hurry up." She tugged at his arm and swayed it back and forth, unstoppable.

Shang Zhisi sighed, "Auntie, you're too anxious, let me wake up." ”

They found the black dog as a test subject, and the poor black dog's face was painted layer after layer, scrubbed, washed and repainted, and after a few times he couldn't stop wailing, "No matter how thick my skin is, I can't help you tossing it so much." ”

Ji Tianyou looked at his results, shook his head regretfully, how to teach him by hand, and what he drew was unsatisfactory, "Come again." ”

The black dog escaped, Ji Tianyou caught Wang Shibiao, for a few days, the whole cottage people ran away when they saw Ji Tianyou, no one wanted to be painted with a big face, and they couldn't wash it off.

The raw materials for Shang Zhu Si Gray were quickly used up, and he looked at the pile of empty bottles with great heartache, very annoyed, why did he want to accept this apprentice, he had to go down the mountain and go to the county seat.

Go and go back quickly, just in time to catch up with the premeditated plan on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, he rushed to the county with a smile.

"Can't you take something so important with you?" Ji Tianyou sat in her dilapidated car, poked his head out, and startled Shang Du Si Gray.

"Why are you following me?" He muttered dissatisfiedly.

"I'm worried about your safety, don't know what to do." Ji Tianyou climbed to the front seat and smiled, "Well, I mainly want to see where you got these strange things." ”

"Hmph, I know you're not right."

A "snap" punch hit Shang Du Si Gray's head, and she pretended that nothing had happened, looking out the car window innocently, admiring the scenery.

When they arrived in Yangyang, they went straight to the foreign goods store, and Shang decided to pick out what they needed, and he didn't notice Ji Tianyou's exaggerated expression.

"What kind of place is this, it's so beautiful, this transparent cup is so exquisite, ah, that's beautiful, and this." Ji Tianyou hugged left and right, hating to take all the beautiful things into his arms, and blamed Shang Zhu Si Gray, "Such a beautiful place, why didn't you bring me earlier." ”

Shang Zhisi replied to her coldly, "With your buying method, if you come early, you will be bankrupt a long time ago." ”

She didn't care, and her wandering gaze fixed on a shelf, "Shall we give them a gift?" ”

She suddenly thought that Jiang Zili had given her rings and bracelets and other things, but Jiang Yihan didn't say anything, she raised her hand to look at the bracelet she was wearing on her hand, and suddenly felt that her fate with Jiang Fu was really wonderful, "That's it." She took a pair of silver cups from the shelf.

Then he was ridiculed by the deciding thoughts, "Send a cup, for a lifetime?" I don't think I'm good enough, I wish them a lifetime, really, if you want me to send it, I'll send this. He picked up the bronze pear next to him, "Send the pear, separate hahaha." ”

Even though she thought he had chosen the right one, she still asked for the pair of silver cups, and she thought that one day she would want to give them to someone.

They walked out of the store door to find two people standing next to their car, carefully studying something.

"Where did you steal this car, you can't be approached, right?" Shang Zhi Si Gray lowered his head and asked.

Ji Tianyou immediately thought of the confidential documents she found in the car, these two people were likely to have something to do with it, but she couldn't figure out which side the person in front of her was, so she couldn't take the risk.

This matter is very important, and it will be troublesome to get into trouble, so she dragged Shang Du Si Gray and walked in the opposite direction, "I don't know them, maybe the owner of this car came to the door, who knows, who told you not to drive a good car, not to drive a tattered one." ”

Shang Du Si Gray was also very depressed, if he wasn't afraid that his father would give an order, there was a danger that once he recognized his car, he would immediately catch it back, how could he drive a broken car.

"Come on, let's go back." Shang Zhi sighed.

Ji Tianyou laughed maliciously, "How can we walk back, we are bandits." ”

"What do you want to do, carjack a car in broad daylight?" He felt that Ji Tianyou was too unreliable.

She held her booty, jumped forward, and smiled back, "The car is free, how about two horses?" ”

"Looks like you've made up your mind, let's say, who is it to rob?"

Ji Tianyou smiled and pointed to the corner of the street not far away, three uniformed policemen were molesting a little girl in public, and the man next to her, who didn't know whether it was her husband or brother, was squatting on the ground with his head in his hands, so frightened that he didn't dare to speak, the little girl begged for mercy in a low voice, and still couldn't stop a few pairs of salty pig hands.

Shang decided to think of the gray chin and smiled, "Punish evil and promote good, have courage." What are you waiting for, let's go. ”

Ji Tianyou scratched his head embarrassedly, "It's nothing, do a line of love." ”

She stepped forward first, sat down in front of the three of them quietly, and asked for a bowl of noodles.

The three men looked at each other and exchanged glances, and one of them immediately sat down and shouted with a shy face, "I invited this girl's face." ”

The owner of the noodle restaurant hurriedly nodded and took the money, and brought a bowl of noodles as quickly as possible, it seems that it is the norm for these people to bully the weak, Ji Tianyou raised his eyes to look at the people sitting over, and smiled slightly, "Thank you." ”

Several men came over in a fluttering mood, and accosted one after another: "Girl, alone? ”

"Where do you live?"

"Looking at the noodles, come to Yangyang County to join relatives or visit friends. We can help you. ”

The girl who was left out of the cold picked up the squatting man at the right time and ran away quickly, the three men just glanced at it lightly, and stared at Ji Tianyou intently to ask.

Ji Tianyou ate noodles calmly, she glanced at the upper decision who quietly untied the horse rope not far away, smiled like a flower, and teased those men with great charm, she didn't speak, but it was more mysterious and attractive than talking.

"Girl, if you have anything to help, just say, there is nothing in this area that our brothers can't do." A man habitually puts his legs on the stool with an arrogant expression.

"Yes, yes, as long as you speak, we will go to the soup and fire." One was about to stick to Ji Tianyou's face, and he looked at it with a squint.

"Girl, the three of us have been talking for a long time, how can you respond." The last one was a little breathless.

Ji Tianyou still didn't speak, took a bite of noodles, raised his head and wiped the corners of his mouth elegantly, smiled at them, and then lowered his head to eat.

"Big brother, this girl won't be a dumb person." They whispered.

"It's a pity, such a bright face." The three of them regretted one after another, leaving the last glimmer of hope, and asked unrelentingly: "Girl, are you so dumb to say something?" ”

At this time, Shang Zhu Si Gray was already waiting with the horse, and he was a little impatient that Ji Tianyou was still inking something, so he snapped his fingers.

Ji Tianyou elegantly put down his chopsticks, wiped the oil and water from the corners of his mouth, stretched out his hand and pointed to the distance, and said with a slight smile: "Look, those two horses are so beautiful." ”

The three men turned around, stunned.

"That, those two horses, aren't ours?"

"It seems so, there is an official seal on the horse's pocket."

"Rub, we've been robbed in broad daylight?"

When they finally reacted, Ji Tianyou stood up lightly and threw them down on the table with a series of kicks in the back.

After stepping on it a few times, he galloped to the top of the decision, got on his horse, and walked away. (To be continued.) )