Chapter Ninety-Eight: Drunkenness

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"That'...... You don't vomit when you touch a woman, do you? After thinking about it, Elili smiled eerily.

The female man immediately showed a thoughtful expression, and asked vigilantly, "Sister Li, you don't want to...... What's that? ”

"Can't you?"

"Of course not!" The female man immediately said, "Fei Fei is still 'place', if you want to play with cucumbers, you can play by yourself!" ”

Elili immediately laughed. There's a saying here. When Shuai Xiaobing was a hairy boy, when he first arrived at the gym, he always saw Alili buying a lot of cucumbers and coming back to sit at the bar to chew, and occasionally cut thin slices to cover his face. At that time, Shuai Xiaobing was still a very pure boy, and his "use" of cucumbers was limited to applying to his face, so he often chewed two sticks near the bar after exercising. Until one day, when he helped Elili carry the bucket of pure water into the room, he found a bag of cucumbers on the bedside table, and then picked one up and put it in his mouth...... Well, it tastes weird...... Of course, Shuai Xiaobing didn't think much about it, because although the "weirdness" of the taste was a little unexpected, it was not unpleasant, because when the cucumber was put in his mouth, his mouth was the same as usual, and there was a fresh smell of apples in his nose.

Apple-flavored cucumbers, although handsome soldiers are a little strange, but they haven't thought about anything else. It wasn't until after changing the bucket that when Alysli asked him to take away the garbage bag by the way, Shuai Xiaobing found the ultra-thin granule sleeve on the top of the trash can that smelled of apples...... Sets, cucumbers...... Shuai Xiaobing's whole person suddenly felt bad.

Seeing Shuai Xiaobing frozen in front of the trash can, Ai Lili leaned over to take a look, and knew that her little had been discovered by Shuai Xiaobing.

Shuai Xiaobing found out about Ai Lili's embarrassment, and also understood that he always had to save Ai Lili's face in this situation, so he had to chew a piece of cucumber with tears, swallow it, and then said with difficulty in the most common joke on the Internet: "I'm sorry, Sister Li...... Ate your husband ......"

Originally, Ai Lili was still embarrassed, but when she heard Shuai Xiaobing's greeting, she immediately rushed to the ground, picked up the empty bucket and threw it over, knocking Shuai Xiaobing out of the room. Later, Ai Lili directly changed to drink clean water, and there was nothing to do with the handsome soldiers; And Shuai Xiaobing will no longer "rub cucumbers" on the bar counter.

Arili's dry smile is not so embarrassing, this should be considered one of her private lives. After all, Qin Bo has four women, and on average, a woman can't take his turn twice a week, and Qin Bo is also a person who "runs five", no matter how good his physical strength is, it is impossible to be "busy" from Monday to Sunday. Therefore, the number of times Qin Bo came to accompany Ai Lili was very limited, sometimes he stayed for three or five days at a time, and sometimes he only came once in half a month and twenty days. It is inevitable that a woman will have physiological needs at her age, and it is not surprising that she usually supports so many manual and electric husbands.

The female man actually understands Arili's situation very well, so she usually doesn't joke about Arili's "habit", but today is an exception, she saw something extremely "evil" in Arili's eyes, this "evil" thing...... The female man does not desire or refuse...... But I still feel a little uncomfortable. In fact, out of instinct, female men reject men, which means that female men do not reject women very much. Not exclusive, which means dispensable. The reason why I think this way is because even if a female man wants to "commit a crime", there is no "criminal tool", and a "bad person" who has no criminal tools and the ability to commit a crime is safe even if he is bad......

However, such a sentence from Ai Lili directly touched something in the deepest part of the female man's heart. After all, she's still a "man"! After becoming a daughter, she didn't move anymore except for using her physical advantage to "feast her eyes" at the beginning. Because the novelty is gone, if you want to understand the structure of women, you can just hide in a few mirrors in the dormitory. Because within her cognition, she has not found a better figure than Lin Xuefei, so why bother other women with this kind of "cool point"?

"Where are you looking for cucumbers now?" Elili laughed dryly, "You think too much......"

"I didn't think much of it!" The female man immediately said, "I have seen it myself with a small mirror, Fei Fei's 'membrane' is really still there, don't mess around!" ”

Alili grinned and pushed the female man on her shoulder: "Don't worry, will my sister pit you?" ”

The female man pursed her mouth and did not refute again, but said in her heart: I don't worry about other aspects, I haven't seen this aspect, who knows if you are reliable!

Elili knocked on the door, and then heard footsteps. There was a shadow on the cat's side of the door, and then a crack was opened, and when he saw that it was indeed Arili and the female man, he closed the door again, followed by the sound of unchaining. After opening the door in a moment, Ai Lili went in directly, and said to Ye Zhenzhen, who opened the door: "Too careful, right?" Do you want to arrange a code code later? ”

"you!" Ye Zhenzhen then closed the door and went to the iron chain road, "It was the crescent moon that made her do this." This place is full of tour groups, and who knows who is the good and bad among the people who come and go? It's not in the city, it's the third brother's territory, in this place, let's be careful......"

This one Alili also has no opinion: "You have all washed it?" ”

Qin Yue walked out of the bathroom, fastened her belt and said, "Okay." ”

"You're not drinking, are you?" Arily asked with some concern. Her worries were justified, as there were no activities scheduled for the evening, so several of the women drank quite a lot. But except for Ai Lili, no one felt that they had drunk too much, they only felt that they had just drunk two bowls of sweet rice wine. But these two bowls are not ordinary two bowls, they are two sea bowls, and one bowl is one pound away; The sake is not ordinary rice wine, but rice wine with sugar added to it after distillation at about 30 degrees. If Elili is a man, or if the sissy has ulterior motives, she will definitely make a lot of money tonight.

However, Qin Yue and Ye Zhenzhen, including the female man, didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, and they just subconsciously shook their heads: "No! Pretty good! ”

Ye Zhenzhen even said: "I took a bath, and my whole body was refreshed...... If you don't want to watch TV, why don't you play cards together for a while? ”

There are exactly four people, and it's no problem to fight the landlord in a circle. Anyway, I eat a lot at night, and it's not good for digestion to sleep in a hurry, so Ai Lili nodded and said, "Okay, just hit for a while, if you want to sleep, just say, don't hold on." ”

"It's fine!" The female man also thinks it's normal.

Arily pursed her lips again and did not say anything. Among the four women, only Arili understood what was going on with rice wine, and after thinking about it, she had to say, "Then don't be on the sofa either...... Let's go to bed...... Sleep directly when you are tired. ”

"Wow, the four of us just slept like this?" Ye Zhenzhen smiled, "Squeezed into one bed? Isn't it...... Should someone go back to their boyfriend? ”

The female man was embarrassed and hurriedly expressed her innocence: "I'm not going!" ”

Alili also said: "Zhen Zhen, you are also a person from the past, don't you see that Fei Fei is still a girl?" ”

Ye Zhenzhen smiled: "Of course you can see it! Isn't it okay to make a joke? The bed is so big, how can the four of us divide it? Or...... Why don't we take care of the children...... I'll sleep on the couch......"

Ai Lili waved her hand: "This is a two-meter-two big bed, the four of us are not fat, and the squeeze is about the same." The sofa was not bad, but unfortunately, it was unfair for the four of us to sleep with whichever of them...... So, just squeeze in, aren't there reclining chairs over there? If you feel that it is too hot to sleep, why not sleep on a recliner by yourself? ”

"I'm okay with that." Qin Yue's expression was very calm, but her eyes were a little confused.

The worst physique among the four people is actually Qin Yue, she basically doesn't exercise and fitness; At noon, everyone drank a lot, and the liver's hangover ability had been exerted to the extreme, and in the evening, this meal had obviously overloaded Qin Yue's liver. But the beauty of rice wine is that people who are drunk don't even know they're drunk...... Ordinary liquor drunk, first stomach discomfort, nausea, then dizziness and unsteady, speaking is not good, whether it is the body or consciousness, it has begun to be uncontrollable, if it is inferior liquor, it will make people's brains hurt endlessly.

But this is definitely not the case with rice wine. It will penetrate every part of your body softly and softly, and then before you know it, your whole body will be crispy, but you will still feel comfortable, and finally you will fall asleep unconsciously......

Qin Yue tragically became the first person to fall, and when Elili found the poker from the TV cabinet and returned to bed, Qin Yue had already fallen asleep on the backrest. The remaining three women looked at each other for a while, and then had to play a deck of cards to fight the landlord. The first Ai Lili shuffle, shuffle after the start to touch the cards, halfway to the touch of the cards in Ye Zhenzhen's hand fell directly from the hand, and hurriedly picked up the cards to continue to draw cards.

Ai Lili knew that Ye Zhenzhen couldn't stand it. Sure enough, when the cards were played, Ye Zhenzhen's landlord, Alili and the female man were ready to "see the move" but couldn't wait for Ye Zhenzhen's movement for a long time, and then looked at Ye Zhenzhen, who was already sitting on the bed with the cards in his hand and "squinted" over, Ai Lili tapped it with her fingers, and Ye Zhenzhen fell down directly......

"This rice wine...... It's almost time for Meng/Khan/Medicine......" The female man blinked twice.

Ai Lili looked back at the female man, and found that the female man's eyes began to redden, knowing that this product must be "hanging", and hurriedly said: "I'll go get a bottle of water for you to drink." After less than twenty seconds, when Arili opened a bottle of pure water and turned around, the female man had already collapsed directly on the bed.

"I'm X! If you don't have this amount of alcohol, don't drink it! Ai Lili took the water and poured half a bottle, wiped her mouth with the back of her hand, and then looked at the four aces and the king and Xiao Wang in her hand, and said very depressedly, "What a good card ......" and then screwed the bottle cap, her legs were weak, and she also fell to the bed.