Chapter 135: Tadpole Text
I was going to convince the evil spirits to save the '100,000 whys', and he seemed to have understood something, and before I could say it, he gave me a look and went.
The evil spirit knows his real name, and he is Mao Feng. "Long time no see."
"I don't know you well." Mao Feng said.
"You didn't tell her your name?" The evil spirit motioned to Mao Feng and smiled at him.
"It's between me and her, you'd better not talk too much."
"It's also between me and her."
"What the hell do you want?" Mao Feng turned his head to look at the evil spirit.
The evil spirit made a move and leveled the man in black behind Mao Feng. "Then I'll have to think about it."
"It's best not to play any tricks." Mao Feng picked up the evil spirit.
The demon pushed his hand away disapprovingly: "You take care of your current situation first. ”
The man in black came, wave after wave, and he never stopped. "Who the hell have you offended?" While speaking, the evil spirit was accidentally stabbed by the man in black, and there were traces of blood on the clothes on his arms.
"This is our underworld business."
"Oh~ The new king took office, and the ministers were not satisfied, which is gratifying." The evil spirit covered the wound with one hand and kicked the man in black away with one kick.
"You're still bleeding?" It is understood that the evil spirits do not belong to the human world, otherwise it would be impossible to enter the underworld. Mao Feng then poured salt water and said: "It can be seen that your thick skin is useless,"
"How? I'm so much more handsome than you. The evil spirit provoked: "I remember that you developed earlier than me, why haven't you grown taller until now?" ”
"Are you so tall and white? Inside~" Mao Feng pointed to his head and said, "It's all white?" Or is it one side less? ”
"What do you mean?"
Mao Feng spread his hands. Just dealt with the two men in black who collided with them. "I'll just say you're white~"
"Hey, don't fight, you two come up quickly." I hurriedly beckoned to the two of them. Seeing that the group of men in black behind was about to catch up. "Hurry up."
"Where is this Emperor's holy decree? It was clearly the will of the old woman of Cixi. After Chen Xin finished speaking, he was covered by his uncle: "You can't lose your head if you want to." ”
"Let go of me." Chen Xin's mouth was blocked, but his eyes were talking, begging for mercy from his uncle.
"If you promise not to yell, I'll let go."
When Chen Xin heard this, he nodded again and again.
"You think I want to do this?" Uncle Shi sighed again and again.
"There's really no other way?" Chen Xin asked.
"If so, do I still need to sit here?"
Circumventing the hall of Hades, the evil spirits and I followed the '100,000 whys' to a location I didn't know. There are cliffs and rocks everywhere, and there are many obstacles, and the group of black-clothed people behind them must not be able to find this place for a while. '100,000 Whys' said they wanted to get me something to eat.
"Evil spirits!" The evil spirits also went away. I stopped him. "Do you know how I'm doing?"
Evil spirits are scattered.
"Honestly."
"The lord has been busy teaching the neighbor's children to read lately."
"Teaching?"
"That's not it, he doesn't need to teach it himself, it's just that he has set up an academy for the children and hired a gentleman to teach. He advocated that children should learn more about the outside world. ”
I smiled wistfully. "It's like his usual style. It's okay, after quitting the battlefield for many years, I'm still worried that he won't get used to it, but it's better to have something to do now, as long as he is not idle, he won't be cranky. Since I was a child, he didn't teach us to read the Four Books and the Five Classics, but taught us a lot of useful truths with his actions. When I was a child, I studied Western science. There are also foreign languages. ”
"What is a foreign language?"
"You'll know later, tadpoles." I said with a smile. I recall the foreign texts I memorized when I was a child, and when I first came into contact with them, I thought they were tadpoles. "Don't you see some tadpole-like text in the study?"
The demon shook his head, and I smirked.
"What are you two talking about?" '100,000 Whys' came back, chewing something in one mouth, and handing me the food with the other hand.
"Let's talk about family life." I took the food from his hand. "You're going so fast, what are you eating?"
"It's all you like to eat."
The evil spirit was also about to get a piece to eat, but before his hand arrived, he was beaten back by Mao Feng. "What are you doing?"
"Aren't you still hurt? How to eat? As he spoke, Mao Feng took the hand of the evil spirit.
I squinted at the two of them, and my whole body trembled for a while. The evil spirit was a little uncomfortable and tried to knock Mao Feng's hand off, but he didn't expect Mao Feng's hand to be quite strong, Mao Feng grabbed his hand: "You have to wait for Xiao Man to finish eating before eating." As he spoke, he spit out the chewing thing in his mouth on the arm of the evil spirit, and pressed it hard after spitting. The whole demon jumped up.
The evil spirit naturally didn't do anything, and just as he was about to get rid of the disgusting thing, he heard Mao Feng say: "If you want to die, get rid of it, this is the underworld, the knife you just hit, if there is no herbal compress exclusive to our underworld, it will soon rot along with the bones." ”
was said by Mao Feng, and the evil spirit was motionless.
The food he gave me was wrapped in lotus leaves, and it was still hot, and I opened it to see that there was chicken, wings, and most importantly, there was 'fish without bones' "Wow~ good." "I ate a piece of meat with wings and was full of praise." You eat and see, too. "I took a piece of it in one hand and ate it myself, and in the other hand I took a chicken leg and gave it to '100,000 whys'.
"This is for you." Mao Feng said, throwing a burden on his chest to the evil spirit.
The evil spirit took it and said, "You still have a little conscience." "When I opened it, I saw that there were only two white steamed buns, I don't know how many days it has been placed, at least for about two days, and they are all hard." What is this? Why do you eat meat and I eat steamed buns? Hey, I just saved your life. ”
"So what?" Mao Feng disagreed.
"Alright, alright, you two don't quarrel." I took a chicken leg and stuffed it into the demon's mouth. "Is it okay now?"
The demon turned its head to the other side and pretended to ignore us. "Angry?" I took one of his steamed buns, broke half of the steamed bun and made it in half, sandwiched the 'boneless fish' in it, and stuffed it into the demon's mouth. "How? Now the breath has stopped. ”
The demon didn't speak, but his mouth began to move, and his facial expression betrayed him.
"Leave him alone, hypocritical." '100,000 Whys' tugged at the tail of my skirt. I stifled a smile and sat down.
"Why do you call your father Amma?" '100,000 whys' poked my head out and asked me...... (To be continued.) )