I always felt that everyone present regarded what happened just now as an interesting episode, after all, I didn't expect a dignified Wucheng County Lord to shout "Wait!" when facing the enemy wielding a big sword! Let me tell you a story! Let's fight again."

Except for me.

It's not about yourself, but once you're worried.

I poured several pots of herbal tea in a row and breathed a deep sigh of relief.

Shen Congxuan knew that I didn't have a name, and in Qingshan Village, I had followed my mother's surname since I was a child. When I was in Siqingshan, I told him about it with great interest.

"Eldest grandson, eldest grandson, did you say I had a name before? I always feel that my mother gave me a name, and the rhubarb in Qingshan Village has a name, is it because the people in the village are illiterate and have a bad memory, so they don't remember my name? ”

At that time, His Royal Highness the eldest grandson, who was incognito in front of me, squatted under the shadow of the tree with a stick and taught me to write "long song", my name, one stroke at a time.

He didn't look up to distract me, a question I'd asked him many times.

He only said lightly, "I think the name Changge is not bad." ”

"Hmph, I'd have a better name!"

At first listen, it was a perfunctory answer.

“…… Where is there and what do you want to call it? Is it good to call the little eldest son?! ”

"The little eldest son also sounds very cute, which completely makes up for your shortcomings in height and IQ."

"Small intestines? …… Eldest grandson, you are the pig's brain! ”

……

"Hey, do you want to learn to write, I'll go back if I don't learn......" He got up and wanted to leave.

I hurriedly grabbed the corner of his clothes, "Learn!" Learn! Learn! ”

"Can't I learn......"

……

After several rotations, it is like a world away.

Helian Min said that the lost concubine called a long song.

There is also a daughter.

She was less than a year old when she went missing.

I raised my hand to look at my flipped palms, blood gushing under my yellowish complexion.

I can't figure out how I can put this story into my own hands.

Well, yes, she made up her mind, she wasn't talking about me.

Mingzhi poured me a cup of hot tea, I held it in my hand, and looked at the gentleman in front of me who was talking a few times ago, and changed several times in my tangled thoughts.

Although I only listened to it a little bit, I finally understood why the people in Shen Cong's Xuanmu Yantang said that I was talented like this.

The country has the characteristics of the country, and the differences between people and people, and I belong to the kind of people who have better differences in storytelling.

There must be capable people under the prosperous era, and compared with the Southern Wei Dynasty, the difference between the three of Western Chu is the distance of a city wall.

One tells the story of the white rabbit's obedient children, the other tells the pride of the heroine in the martial arts story, and the other excitedly complains about a big family who has built too many houses and become nouveau riche.

When you are bored, it is easy to drink water, and when you drink water, it is easy to run to the toilet.

A certain little old man who sang Jingdong drums under the stone bridge said to me, there is also a technique to hold urine before going on stage, and drinking some water properly can relieve your tension, because you want to go to the toilet, your butt is clamped, and when you perform on stage, you will not accidentally overdo it, nor will you be without passion......

I swallowed, but today, this drink is a bit too much......

In private, I silently told Mingzhi that I was going to Xiaojie, she insisted on going with me, I was busy keeping her, in case there was any emergency in this hall, there was no one who even notified her, how miserable, leave Mingzhi to ventilate the news.

I whispered in her ear, "There must be a daughter of Xiaogong outside, just lead the way, don't worry, I'm not a road idiot, and I won't be so easy to get lost." ”

Since I broke up with my little follower, I tiptoed out of the main hall quietly, slowly bypassed the double-sided embroidered screen behind me, went out of the palace gate, and found the loveliest and most iconic Xiaogong daughter outside.

"Na, the cutest sister of this palace daughter, I am a little unwell, can you take me to Xiaoxie?" I whispered my claim.

The little sister is cute and tight, although she was stunned, but she also nodded.

However, there was a male duck eunuch who couldn't obey him, and he also gave me six ugly daughters of the palace...... It's just to get a latrine, so why bother.

I can only sigh that the Southern Wei royal family is still very strict, yes, yes, the royal family is paved with gold, in case one of this group of storytellers aims at this royal toilet and wants to put a fire to keep warm.

The royal thatched latrine was too far away, so I approached the side door and chose an ordinary small thatched house used by the palace people.

I finally let go of the tiptoes that I had been standing ontoe, for fear of startling the nobles who read the book, and I kept "ticking and di" as a melon eater.

I didn't care what kind of thatched house the royal servant looked like, so I pushed open the door and got in.

The three great things in life are eating, sleeping, and going to the toilet.

My pursuit of myself is not high, as long as I reach the basic living standard of the people of the Southern Wei Dynasty.

The most urgent of the three emergencies is solved, a kind of comfort that everything is fine.

Hehe, inadvertently, he hummed a song and rushed out happily......

I roll up my sleeves, I'm going to die bravely!

Hey, why can't you open the door?!

I changed hands and pushed again.

Why can't I open it?!!

"Heavens! No, I can't! "I looked up to the sky and roared.

"Is there anyone out there? I can't open the door? ”

…… Deathly silence

"The palace daughters are all dead?"

Halo –

How can you lose here with the heroism of dying and dying? Later, others asked me, "Four girls, why did you lose the Four Kingdoms Dialect Book Competition?"

What am I going to say?!

Do you want to explain calmly - "Because I didn't crawl out of the latrine." ”

The back hem was too long, so I gathered my clothes, held my breath, and prepared to bang on the door.

Just as the tip of my nose was about to touch the door, I watched as the door panel moved farther and farther away from me......

One stumbled and almost fell out. Fortunately, at the moment when my footsteps were about to hit the ground, I strode two or three, and I was able to stabilize!

There was a man standing in front of him.

- Dizzy, what's the matter, it's Lianfeng?!

Did I get in the wrong place?! I hurriedly turned around and looked, and it was clearly written "female".

Lian Feng was dressed in white, embroidered with lotus flowers, and looked at me with a smile.

I was startled and pointed at him, "You, you, why are you standing here?" Oh no, how can you be here? ”

He kept staring at me, not opening his mouth.

Don't answer? Then, hurry up and slip away! Immediately turned around, smeared oil on the soles of his feet, and slipped away......

"Don't you say hello, Xiaoge'er, where are you going now?" A lazy voice sounded behind me, sending chills down my spine.

"Go back, go back to the main hall!" I turned my head and watched him take two steps forward, leaning over slightly and smiling at me.

I don't know why I have a bad feeling.

But my aunt and grandmother have something important to do today, and I don't want to fight with you.

I hurriedly smiled flatteringly and said, "I just took a day trip to the toilet, I didn't expect to meet Lianfeng you here, hehe, I'm really embarrassed!" Are you taking a nap here? ”

A smile appeared on the corner of Lian Feng's mouth: "Yes, I just woke up, I'm waiting for you." ”

"Wait, wait for me? What's the matter? ”

"Liu'er, bring the things." Lian Feng beckoned to me and said with a smile, "Little Ge'er, you come over too." ”

The very standard-looking Xiaogong daughter I picked at the beginning may be called Liu'er, her face is like a peach blossom, and she holds a red lacquered wooden tray with a smile on the corner of her mouth and hands it over, with a set of white plain clothes on it.

As soon as I heard Uncle Lian Feng say "you come here", my eyelids jumped, it must be no good. jumped to the foot and looked twice, the previous ugly palace daughters were actually gone?!?

Even the wind blocked my way out, there was an enemy in front of me, and there was a latrine in the back, so I hurriedly said: "Ah, wait a minute, I, I'm suddenly in a hurry, and I'll talk about it when I come back!" With that, he turned around and walked back......

"If you don't listen to me now, but I'll regret it~" Lian Feng said unhurriedly.

I looked back suspiciously, and he looked up at me, pursed his lips and smiled, and suddenly reached out to my waist and took me into his arms.

I just let out an "ah" in shock, thinking that he was going to snuggle me, and hurriedly reached out to cover his face.

"Uncle Lianfeng—"

I pushed him uneasily, and with a "bang" he poured a pot of black stuff onto the skirt I was wearing.

This pot of things fell down, my skirt was basically wasted, the sticky black ink, along the gold thread embroidery on the skirt, deeply soaked, I hurriedly touched it, and my hands were full of panda palms......

Your sister's!

I struggled in a panic: "Lianfeng!! Your uncle's! ”

"Yes, yes, my uncle is in Northern Zhou." He gritted my teeth and whispered in an ambiguous voice beside my ear.

I was furious, "Say it again! ”

"Boom!" Even the wind knelt down, which really shocked me.

He pinched his ears, "Okay, Xiaoge'er, I was wrong, isn't it okay?" ”

It is said that there is gold under the man's knees, and this guy actually says that he will kneel.

"Wrong, wrong!? What's the use of you saying the wrong thing now!! Your uncle's dress is worth me, how can I go on stage like this,?! What do you say?! It's useless to pull out your head and kick you a hundred times, and then throw it out to feed the dogs! Losing the face of the Southern Wei Dynasty, now Shen Congxuan will let me be exiled to the frontier to raise monkeys! "I said it in one sitting, and it wasn't enough to express my anger.

"Little Ge'er," Lian Feng looked at me with a smile, "change your clothes, are you ready?" ”

"What do you say? Change of clothes? ”

Liu Er stepped forward and held the tray aloft. "Miss, please."

I looked at Lian Feng, and his face was wilted.

He said: "Someone wants you to lose, and someone else just wants you to pass the game safely, and I, I prefer you to win!" ”…… Thank you for the huge amount of money you haven't chased, I will stick to it! Because of the word count, all the future thanks will be shorter, saving money! (To be continued.) )