Shortly after lunch, it started raining heavily.

Ye Nan immediately said that there would be no live broadcast in the afternoon, and Mi Xiaomei was very surprised that she had no opinion on this, but just said so.

"I'll let you rest in the afternoon, and you can start the live broadcast in the evening!"

Ye Nan was puzzled: "Xiaomei, don't you know that I want to invite Jada to dinner at night?" How can you broadcast live if you have something? ”

Mi Xiaomei grinned and said evilly: "Yes, you two are dating for dinner, is there any better live broadcast material than this?" ”

Ye Nan: "......"

"Heroes save beauty, if you all come together in the end, it will be a real fairy tale! Talented and beautiful, heroes save beauty, can't help but be in love, like crying and complaining... Ah, what a romantic fairy tale! Mi Xiaomei pretended to look longing, and spoke like singing poetry!

"I also have a fairy tale here, which is about a good young man who helped a girl with a warm heart, but unexpectedly this girl turned out to be a witch who became bad with young people all day long, grasped the flaws of young people and did not relax, and made bad again and again!"

"How dare you say I'm a witch?"

"Congratulations, you've found your own prototype in a fairy tale so quickly!" After staying with Mi Xiaomei for a long time, Ye Nan's fighting skills gradually increased!

"Damn Ye Nan, I'll bite you to death, woo ......"

Mi Xiaomei bit Ye Nan's wrist angrily, and Ye Nan screamed exaggeratedly and shouted.

"Ah, help, the witch has turned into a monster and bites people......"

Mi Xiaomei originally had some reservations, but when she heard Ye Nan's words, she suddenly stopped showing mercy, leaving two rows of deep and neat tooth marks on Ye Nan's wrists!

"Ah, after I was injured, I suddenly felt a little dizzy, it seems that I can't broadcast live at night, that's it, little beautiful shoes, hurry, help me to rest!"

"Shhhh Didn't you get bitten on your hand, why did you become dizzy? What's it for? ”

"This... The hand and the head are connected, and the virus can enter from the hand and infect the head. Isn't that the case? Is it true that someone gets a bite on the hand and then dies immediately? ”

"Oh, it looks like you've been invaded by the rabies virus, right? Come on, I'll help you get an injection... Well, of course I'm not talking about a dog! ”

"I see, it scared me to death! As soon as you show your identity like this, I don't feel dizzy, it turns out that dizziness is just a psychological effect! ”

Mi Xiaomei's silver teeth secretly bitten: Good guy, the fighting skills are gradually rising, then let's compare, who is the strongest storage in this family!

Mi Xiaomei's momentum continues to rise, and there is a kind of strength that surpasses herself in the headwind, and the more she fights, the more courageous she becomes, but unfortunately Ye Nan is not wavering, and her mentality is very stable and she sends out a quick and ruthless move to close the game.

"Xiaomei, I just went to the toilet to relieve myself, but I forgot to wash my hands!"

"What do you mean... Vomit! Mi Xiaomei was inexplicable at first, but after Ye Nanchong showed her the wrist that had been bitten by her, she immediately reacted and immediately retched!

Ye Nan couldn't help laughing, Mi Xiaomei glared at him viciously, and after leaving a sentence of 'I won't let you go', she ran into the bathroom like running for her life!

Wash and scrub!

Mi Xiaomei used three servings of toothpaste and cleaned her mouth N times, and then she walked back with a collapsed face, and her heart was full of shadows!

It seems like a joke to say it big!

Seeing this, Ye Nan hurriedly said: "Xiaomei, I lied to you just now, as for the table, do you have to be so exaggerated?" ”

"Who knew your words were true! Whoa, whoa, disgusting! ”

"Disgusting! Sue you, even if you really don't wash your hands, but Xiao Xie doesn't match your wrist, and there won't be any egg fungus on it! ”

"Don't listen, don't listen... The kind of pickled thing that men have... Bah, ...... "Mi Xiaomei covered her head, and her head shook like a rattle!

Ye Nan: "......"

Next, since there is no live broadcast, then Ye Nan will go back to the room to play games!

Needless to say, for Ye Nan, a hardcore player, since he came into contact with League of Legends, he decided that he didn't want anyone for the rest of his life, so he left it!

Of course, unlike Mi Xiaomei, who doesn't know anything about games, Ye Nan knows six out of seven about games, the key is that he has a handbroken hand, and when he is excited, he will be brain-dead!

To put it simply, he can be summed up in four words - pit B teammate!

Ye Nan was sprayed the first time he played, and he also met the legendary talent of hanging up and spraying teammates, well... It's the ADC he assists that hangs up directly!

Other teammates scolded him as an assistant and ADC together, and on top of this, Ye Nan played the demeanor of a hardcore player.

- No matter how you scold, I don't fight back, don't hang up, don't give away heads, don't quit the game, and I just insist on it gorgeously until 20 votes.

Of course, Ye Nan's inner mentality is explosive!

Tired and don't love! Isn't it just a little bit of a pit? It's just a game, why not even a little tolerance!

Ye Nan unhappily opened the game channel of the live broadcast website, and saw that there was an anchor playing his favorite hero, so he immediately clicked in, and after watching it for a while, he identified that the anchor was also a pit than one... Ah, this word shouldn't be said!

Cut, such a pit technology dares to come to live broadcast, when did the threshold for game anchors become so low? Nima, it's no wonder that this kind of ghost is not sprayed to death!

In fact, Ye Nan was wrong, this anchor just played a pit in the high-end game, compared with Ye Nan in the low-end game, the gap cannot be counted in the Daoli!

Ye Nan is even more wrong that not only are there not many people spraying anchors in the live broadcast room, but even the teammates in the game are not spraying anchors!

Could it be that what kind of super popular anchor is a big face, he has a face wherever he goes, and others are not easy to say? Obviously not, it's just a small anchor with less than 10,000 people!

Ye Nan, who was sprayed enough, looked at it carefully, and finally summed up the mystery: first, this is a female anchor, and secondly, she is really beautiful in front of the camera, and then she will join the game voice, apologize in a sweet voice, sell cuteness, make a vulnerable appearance, and ask for protection, and finally she was not sprayed when she was pitted!

Ye Nan got this 'cheat', and he couldn't help but roll his eyes and start thinking crookedly!

To put it simply, it's just holding back the female voice, and there is also such a set of routines for some female players on the game voice channel, but he is still the same pit, but there are really fewer people who scold, and it is not so excessive that there are always ** symbol fonts.

Yes, it really works, keep up the good work! Sure enough, men and women are so unequal to say, lalala, I'm a cheap little player who mixes into the female team!

In the virtual world, Ye Nan's discipline is long gone, anyway, there is only one reason - you can't see what I say!

As a result, Mi Xiaomei coughed twice behind him, which immediately frightened Ye Nan to jump up from the computer chair, and in the face of Mi Xiaomei's burning gaze, he was about to be scared out of his gaze phobia!

"You... When did you come? ”

"Been here for a while?"

"It's so immoral, don't you knock on the door before entering?"

"I thought I pushed the door in, there was a lot of noise, you would definitely hear it, but I didn't expect you to ......"

"What are you... You didn't hear anything! ”

"No, I obviously heard you say that you sell cute girls in the game!"

"That's all an illusion! You must have been poisoned and ill after biting me and hallucinating, how could I do that? ”

"Is that so? Who said this by you... What about this sentence... There is also this sentence...... "Mi Xiaomei deliberately squeezed out a delicate demeanor, learning Ye Nan to speak, and her voice was sweet and greasy!"

"Ahh

Ye Nan screamed, this time he covered his ears, he was crazy, and goosebumps all over his body straightened, and after a while, he said angrily.

"Don't imitate me so disgustingly, I didn't speak like you were disgusting, it's just normal to say a few words in a female voice!"

"Then you're admitting?"

"So what, admit it!" Ye Nan lowered his heart, craned his neck and said, "I just want to have a good time playing the game!" In recent years, so many players have been so small to even play a virtual game, without a little tolerance, and let people play unpleasantly! However, women are more tolerant of their teammates in the game, so I have to pretend to be a woman for the sake of this tolerance, which is by no means perverted! Having said that, it is a skill of mine to make a female voice, and I use the skills I have to improve the quality of my life (the game is the way to live), rightly so, so what's wrong? ”

The more Ye Nanyue said, the more justified he became, and then he didn't have eggs! Ren Er has a thousand words, and Mi Xiaomei only responds with a disdainful expression, which means as follows.

- You are an 'anti' female element who has infiltrated the female team, a pervert......

Ye Nan really didn't have the courage to read it any further, and he looked unbearable, and said, "Say, what does it take to make you forget about this matter!" ”

"And the incident that made me sick to death just now, I haven't settled accounts with you yet!"

"Please forget about it! You make a request, I'll do it! ”

"Hmph, it's hard to dismantle!" Mi Xiaomei looked like a victor's arrogant, and said 'generously', "This girl will never 'embarras' you, as long as you 'volunteer' to broadcast live at night, I won't hear anything and forget everything!" ”

All in all, in such an afternoon, Ye Nan did four things, playing games, pretending to be a woman playing games, being found by Mi Xiaomei pretending to be a woman playing games, and finally being forced to sign an alliance under the city!

In the evening, Ye Nan went to cook, and Mi Xiaomei put down her work of training the two puppies, picked up the live broadcast phone, started the live broadcast, and warmed up first.

- Shocking! Mysterious man goes on a late-night date with Ye Niang!

This is the title of tonight's live broadcast room, presented by Mi Xiaomei's family!

Although it is only a warm-up for the live broadcast, people can't leave the camera, for Mi Xiaomei's request to bring the live broadcast phone into the kitchen, Ye Nan has only one expression for this, that is, quickly turn on the makeup assistant to put on makeup for herself, and then change into a woman's clothes first!

While eating, Ye Nan finally saw the title of the live broadcast, and immediately sprayed rice: "Nima, Xiaomei, can you think of this kind of live broadcast title?" ”

Mi Xiaomei asked innocently: "Isn't this title attractive enough?" ”

"Attract a ghost! Isn't the mysterious man Jada? Late at night... Seven o'clock in the evening, you dare to call it late at night? Appointment... Can thanking someone for a treat be called a date? I don't know where this title has fallen.,There's no truth at all.,I don't know which star I thought was arrested.,You're deceiving the audience! ”

"Hey, the title has to be so specious this year, eye-catching, and the title party is high! Then again, isn't the author of this novel a frequent crime in the title party? Mi Xiaomei said bluntly.

As the protagonist of the novel, Ye Nan was speechless when he heard this. (To be continued.) )