"Are you 'choosing a concubine' for yourself, or have you watched too many hardcore island movies?" Shuai Xiaobing didn't have a good breath, "I think about this all day long...... Hmph, just look at the videos you used to have on your computer and mobile phone, you guy's taste is not ordinary......"

Lin Xuefei said while driving: "Is there any mistake, you know this, it means that you have also watched these videos, right?" Now that you've seen it, let me ask you, did your body react when you watched these videos? ”

Shuai Xiaobing's body stiffened and did not answer.

"Yes? The body has reacted, so do you have any thoughts in your heart? I guess, although you don't particularly want to, you must be quite curious," Lin Xuefei said leisurely, "Oh, how did those men in the island country film engage in four or five women at the same time...... Tut-tut...... Also, how did the two women get it, is it really like acting? In the future, when you sleep, it will be very comfortable to lie in one in your left bosom and one in your right bosom...... I can't believe you didn't think about it in your head! ”

Shuai Xiaobing was "annoyed and angry" by Lin Xuefei's words, and retorted: "There is also a woman serving a bunch of men in the island country, why don't you try it?" And the rope, the whip, the candle, the handcuffs, would you like to try them too? ”

Lin Xuefei's expression suddenly exaggerated: "It turns out that you are thinking of this!" The leather whip or something is too exciting, you buy a set of leather clothes and leather pants, I can try the female/king style...... As for me, don't use these stimulating tools on me, if you like it, I'll help you find it, maybe there will be some women with special hobbies......"

Shuai Xiaobing was choked by Lin Xuefei's answer, and was completely speechless.

Lin Xuefei knew that she had "won" this game, so she didn't plan to dwell on it to the end, and changed the topic and said: "We are already the 'second time' today, right?" It feels pretty good! Or...... Let's try it in Sister Li's room another day? There's heating over there, so we don't have to cover such a thick quilt to 'do things', we can try new moves......"

Shuai Xiaobing couldn't speak anymore, so he had to stop his head and do nothing.

When the car arrived outside the community, Lin Xuefei said: "It's not early, I'll go first...... It's too cold, the streets are almost empty at this hour, and it's too late to go back......"

Shuai Xiaobing also understood that Lin Xuefei was worried that there would be danger on the way back too late, so he nodded and said, "You go back!" You don't have to send me in the future, it's only eight o'clock after the workout, and there is a night bus to sit on, so I'll come back by myself when the time comes. ”

"There is no direct access to here, alas......"

"Isn't it just a reversal of the bus, it's okay. I got out of the car. ”

"Hmm!" Lin Xuefei nodded, and when she saw that Shuai Xiaobing had unfastened her seat belt, she sent her face over.

Shuai Xiaobing smiled, first kissed Lin Xuefei on the cheek, then pulled her head, kissed her on the mouth, and then got out of the car and waved goodbye to Lin Xuefei through the car glass. When he got home, Shuai Xiaobing unexpectedly found that Qin Yue's car was actually parked downstairs. After hurriedly entering the house, Shuai Xiaobing found that Qin Yue was visiting with Yixin, and the table was full of bought gifts.

"The creeps are back!" Gao Guizhi saw Shuai Xiaobing coming back, and hurriedly said, "The crescent moon is here, I said to call you to come back early, she said that you will come back on time when you go to exercise, and it will be ......the same whether you call or not."

Qin Yue turned around and smiled: "That is, I came to take a look, it's not a big deal, why let you go on this trip?" I know, you have a plan for fitness, and if today's plan is interrupted, you will have to readjust this week, so it's okay to wait a little longer. ”

"It's coming, it's coming, it's okay when people arrive, why buy so many things!" Shuai Xiaobing said, "You buy so much, it's like I don't want to buy it for my mother." ”

"I should have thanked you for causing trouble to your family for so long!" Qin Yue said, "And I don't think of myself as an outsider, the bed in the small room Lili can sleep, so I can't?" Shall I think this is another home? Did you come back empty-handed? ”

Shuai Xiaobing smiled: "Empty-handed is really not to treat yourself as an outsider!" With that, he turned to his heart and said, "Right? Interpretation of the heart? ”

"I want to sleep in Kitty's bed, but my mother won't come......" Yixin seemed to have found the object of her complaint, "and confiscated all my sugar!" ”

"I'm changing my teeth!" Qin Yue hurriedly said, "Xiao Bing, look, this girl's two front teeth are gone, and her speech is leaking, how can she give her candy again?" I banned all snacks, for fear that her teeth would not come out neatly and would be ugly in the future. ”

"Just eat less, forbidden...... It's a big blow for children! Shuai Xiaobing said, "It should be okay to eat a little once in a while...... Perhaps, it can be used as a reward......"

Qin Yue thought for a while, nodded and said, "This idea is quite good!" Well...... It's okay, it's about to be the final exam, and the home-school text messages sent by the teacher in the past few days are one after another, what kind of homework is it, and what kind of review is it...... All right! Yixin, if you do well in the final exam, you will be allowed to eat candy during the winter vacation, how about it? ”

"Wow! Thank you, Uncle Bing! Yixin called out sweetly.

Qin Yue immediately frowned and said, "Why don't you thank your mother?" ”

"It was Uncle Xiaobing who interceded!" The heart is simply a clear grievance.

"Our family's heart is clever!" Gao Guizhi also laughed, beckoning to Yixin, "Yixin came to grandma, grandma, I bought you a new set of sheets and quilt covers!" ”

"I'm going to see it!" Yixin immediately got down from the chair and jumped to Gao Guizhi's side. Gao Guizhi lovingly took Yixin in his hand and took Yixin into the small room.

There was a brief silence in the living room, and Qin Yue said to Shuai Xiaobing: "The day after tomorrow...... Just this weekend, do you have time to go out for a meal? It's almost the end of the year, and I, as the boss, still have to invite the employees to a meal. ”

"Everyone knows each other, don't be so polite, right?" Shuai Xiaobing said, "Besides, I've only sent it six or seven times this year, right?" I don't think you make much ......."

"That's because you sent it less," Qin Yue said, "Alas! In the end, my brother's face is big, and the later orders are basically for my brother, and the amount is very large, and the customer drives a pickup truck to tow it away. Occasionally, there are individual customers who place orders, but the number is relatively small, and they either tow them away by themselves, or they randomly call a person to deliver them in three rounds. ”

"Isn't that nice? I'm just going to help when you're not lucky, although this job makes a lot of money, but the physical exertion is also large, and it's okay to do it occasionally, and it hurts every day," Shuai Xiaobing said, "I'm just a trickster, don't be so polite." ”

Qin Yue said: "If you want to go, you will go!" The 'building materials restaurant' at the gate of the building materials market! It's not just you, but a few new salesmen this year! Are you going to eat you? ”

Shuai Xiaobing was immediately confused: "This ...... Since they're all salesmen, why do you still call me? ”

Qin Yue said with a smile: "Those newcomers supported me to say that their resumes were reviewed by a delivery man, and they seem to be a little un......convinced."

"You're asking me to give them a dismount?"

"It's just to teach them how to be people," Qin Yuefeng replied lightly, "During the interview, I could see that several of them are capable, and I won't want them if they don't." However, young man, who has just graduated, of course, his blood is strong, his ability is not small, and his temper is not small, although he came for the high salary I opened, but he still felt that he was condescending to sell plates in my store. I'll let you teach them how to behave. ”

"Me? How to teach? Neither will I! ”

"Listening to Lili, you started to study university courses on your own a long time, especially foreign languages, and now you have to be impressed," Qin Yue chuckled, "From your conversation, although you can't hear your academic qualifications, you can hear this cultivation." There's nothing to play tricks on, we just need to chat at dinner, we can control the topic, if your foreign language level is passable, we can use it throughout the whole process. ”

Shuai Xiaobing couldn't help but laugh: "Okay!" Let them also know that delivery workers with high Chinese can also have a standard London pronunciation and can communicate in five Chinese languages without barriers. ”

Qin Yue's eyes widened suddenly: "What did you say?" 5. Barrier-free communication in Chinese? Why don't you go to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs at this level? Isn't it a waste to squat on 'Rongze'? ”

"Diploma ......," Shuai Xiaobing pretended to be helpless, "People only recognize graduation certificates, and it's useless to talk about it." When the resume is handed over, people see that the highest education is high school, and they throw it directly into the trash, okay? If you are polite, you will also return your resume to you, so that you can 'find another job', which is actually to say, 'Get out, don't make a mess if you have nothing to do'! That's what it means, right? ”

Qin Yue was stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Yes, in common sense, it is difficult for undergraduates to do something, and it is even more impossible for high school students to do it." ”

"I'm not saying that they look down on people, I'm just saying that people like me are just a special case, and the probability of appearing is too low," Shuai Xiaobing said, "No one would have thought that this would be the case, right?" ”

"Alright then, I'll see you put on a solo show! But five Chinese words are enough to communicate without barriers, in the words of you men...... yes, you can't be so 'open', right? Qin Yue smiled and said, "It's almost enough to shock them, my purpose is to get rid of the irritability and arrogance in their hearts, let them find more of their own shortcomings, and increase their motivation, not for you to completely wilt them." ”

"Understood!" Shuai Xiaobing never hid it in front of Qin Yue, and said proudly, "We can be regarded as 'executives' now, and we still know such a little bit of employing people!" ”

"Then it's settled, just the weekend...... It's noon! Qin Yue said, "Oh, by the way, drinking is inevitable, you have to arrange it in advance, and don't drive." ”

"Okay!"