Storytelling (Wedge 2)

I'm a little flattered, and to be honest, I'm not much of a writer, let alone add a prefix word. However, it is true that I usually like to tinker with words. It's not uncommon to occasionally publish some tofu cubes in newspapers and magazines.

If I really want to talk about a false name, I think my biggest false name is probably only the "title" of "member of the Luoyang Little Novel Association". If I had agreed to the invitation of Chairman Chen of the Provincial Writers Association, I would have become a writer with the label of "writer" after paying the entrance fee of 800 yuan. Unfortunately, I refused at first.

Therefore, I occasionally publish some novels and papers, and recently I have become obsessed with writing online articles. In the popular parlance of the moment, I am actually a coder who rushes to my grandmother's house.

In the face of Village Chief Jia's love, I was completely embarrassed: "Village Chief Jia, in fact, I ......"

"You are a stenographer of Yunnan Provincial TV Station, I know, you have your iron rice bowl, and it is not easy for you to get to where you are today." Jia Xiaonong, the village head, interrupted me and said: "However, I only recognize you as a down-to-earth writer, you are a great writer who can write stories, and you are the creator of the fine novels "The Sound of the Miaoling Qin", "The Gentleman on the Liang", "Selling Chickens", "Men's Women's Day" and so on!" Do you believe that I can memorize these good works of yours word for word? ”

I was completely out of control, I accompanied Lin Fan with great admiration to interview this most beautiful village chief who is famous all over the country, I never thought that Jia Xiaonong, the great hero in my heart, turned out to be a loyal fan of my inconspicuous tofu blocks!

"Village Chief Jia, don't ...... In fact, the stories you are talking about are all written by me, they are not high-quality, and compared with those big celebrities, they are simply rubbish about the manuscript fees of magazines. "I was flattered, I found that I was already sweating profusely, and completely forgot about Lin Fan's ulterior slap on my shoulder.

Fortunately, Jia Xiaonong, the village head, immediately returned to the topic: "Xiaonong, you and I are both the same name, we are both Xiaonong, because we are all farmers, we all know how many catties and taels we have." I'm a loyal fan who read your first novel "Leather Shoes Don't Want" and was deeply fascinated by you! Therefore, in this interview, I heard that the great writer Wei Xiaonong, whom I admire, came to interview me, so I resolutely agreed. By the way, I only promised to tell you a story, and I didn't promise to let those strange machines show my face and words on the TV! Also interviewed? Hum! ”

"This, in fact, I don't know, Deputy Lin is the leader, he wants me to interview you today, this qiē is all arranged by him, how did he make an appointment with you, I really don't know!" I hurriedly explained.

"Okay, without further ado, I can get to where I am today, and I am also a legend, and I am honored to present my experience to the great writers I admire." Jia Xiaonong actually pulled me to sit next to him at this moment and said, "Let's just chatter, and then you can brew and brew, write my story, print it into a book, and make it into a TV series, how good it is!" ”

I hurriedly shook my head: "Village Chief Jia, I don't have the level you said, I know that your story must be legendary, and when you say this, I am honestly afraid." ”

"What's there to be afraid of? I am the most beautiful village chief, you are the most beautiful writer, now you use the most beautiful peach blossom village as the title of the book, write a book, it is natural, and then print a book and make a TV series, is it difficult? Is it that Maxima didn't meet Bole? Or is it a question of funding? If it's really a financial problem, I'll be fully responsible for it to the end, and then I'll blind those ignorant dogs! Jia Xiaonong said with some excitement.

"Village Chief Jia, don't say it, if you say that, I don't even have the courage to listen to your story, I'm really Alexander, I'm afraid that after listening to your story, my clumsy writing will tarnish your deeds!" I said hurriedly.

"Hahaha!" Jia Xiaonong, the village head, suddenly laughed and said, "Okay, okay, in fact, I'm joking with you, you are a stenographer and a writer; And I, a village head, an authentic farmer, we don't want that set of dreams that seem to be beautiful, let's discuss life, explore stories, you and I are called Xiao Nong, you call me Xiao Nong, I call you Xiao Nong, what do you think? ”

I was completely brainwashed by the words of the village chief Jia Xiaonong, and said busily: "It's an honor, Brother Xiaonong, Brother Xiaonong is here to listen and is willing to record your most inspirational story completely." ”――

In fact, when I said this, I thought in my heart, such a positive and good theme, of course I have to sort it out, as for whether I can write this story well, I will do my best! I'm passionate about writing and I'm sure I'll process it. What's more, the materials I was able to collect will be the best proof that I will return to the TV station! So, I simply brought my shorthand desk to the couch and prepared to take notes.

However, what I didn't expect was that before Jia Xiaoxiang started to tell the story, he still had three chapters, and his story couldn't be revealed to the TV station, because what he said to all his media friends before was a cliché, a word for dealing with errands.

Later, after listening to the story of Jia Xiaonong and the village chief of Jia, I also found that he said that I was a person who could write stories, but he was the real master of stories, and I had almost no chance to process his stories, and I couldn't process them, because his life was a perfect story!

"At that time, I was young and ignorant, my family suffered an accident, my mother died at the age of nine, my father died at the age of eighteen, and then I still owed 50,000 yuan. You can't imagine that I was the unluckiest person at the time! Village Chief Jia Xiaonong's eyes dimmed for a moment, and he entered the theme of the story so quickly.

"Oh? I didn't expect Brother Xiaonong's youth to be so gloomy...... "My heart shook, I didn't hold back, I knew that I said a word that shouldn't be said, and I immediately made up for it: "This is probably the true portrayal of the inspirational sayings of the ancients: Therefore, when the heavens descend on the people, they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, starve their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies......"

"No, you're wrong. The twists of fate gave me a gloomy childhood, but it gave me a brilliant memory of youth and a history of struggle like a song. Moreover, I said that my life is a legend, you can't imagine that twenty years ago, before even the birth of online novels, I was possessed by the gods, and then began to write my mythical life story! Village Chief Jia Xiaonong smiled mysteriously, and suddenly lowered his voice and said, "Of course, I said that I am still possessed by gods to this day, you will definitely not believe it!" ”

Of course I didn't believe it, so I shook my head. What kind of gods possess the body, rebirth and crossing, that is completely the ingenuity of the author of the novel to have a reasonable explanation for the cool point of the work.

However, I soon realized that I felt as if I had been caught in it. Since I don't believe in the possession of a god, how can I still quietly listen to his legendary story?

"Actually, this story has to start with that rainy night!" The village chief Jia Xiaonong's eyes suddenly burst into fine light, and I was in a trance, except for his head and feet, his whole body was translucent, and he could even see the five prostrates and six viscera! Before I could think about it, I was dragged into the long river of memory......

ps: "Little Shennong in the Mountain Village" signed a contract vertically and horizontally, ordinary shares, everyone's support is the motivation for my efforts, come on together. The follow-up will be more exciting, and you will not be disappointed, so let's search for it, bow 90 degrees!