Chapter 0163: Mr. Xu's Sect Knock
Xu Daimei opened her small mouth and finally listened to the cycad's treatment of oil-water fusion, but her comprehension ability was okay, and she roughly understood his way. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
But soon her heart was somehow fluttering and jumping, because the cycad's method was too "clever".
"You're such a nerd, don't you know what it means to live and learn?" Xu Daimei sighed and said angrily.
"Cut, where is this?" Cycad waved his hand and said.
"Where?"
Xu Dai's eyebrows flashed, and she said with a smile, "Yes, I forgot that you and Lawyer Han are water and oil, and asked the person next to you to pour the two of you together, constantly shaking and shaking, and then you blend together, like glue." If it doesn't work, add a drop of dish soap, then it really cares about the friendship between you and me, intimate and harmonious. ”
"Mr. Xu, I came to chat with you today with a very sincere and enthusiastic attitude."
Seeing Xu Daimei's ambiguous expression, and constantly shaking her head and saying, Su Tie kept playing suspiciously in his heart, and he really didn't know what this beauty was thinking.
"My attitude is the same as yours." Xu Dai smiled and said, "I even whispered to you." ”
"Cut...... What is this called whispering. Cycad shook his head and said.
"Not a whisper?" Xu Daimei sneered and said, "If you have the ability, you can just find someone to repeat what we just said." Of course, the 'people' I'm talking about are your Ms. Zhou and Sister Ruoliu, and of course Lawyer Han. If you don't peel off your skin like this, sister, I will whisper to you every day. ”
"Ha, that's a bit of a whisper...... But what does it matter to them that we are chatting privately? ”
"Humph! Kind of? Xu Dai's eyebrows rolled at him.
But looking at this guy's embarrassed face, Xu Daimei leaned closer to him and whispered, "Xiao Tie, do you know why you are always bullied by women?" ”
"Bullying?" Cycad smiled, "I don't think so." Who bullied me? ”
"Lawyer Han, your sister Ruoliu, and Liu Shengnan, maybe Mr. Zhou will bully you at home. There are even other things I don't know. ”
"What are you talking about?" Su Tie sneered and said, "The relationship between me and Lawyer Han and Mr. Liu is not the right way, why did I bully it?" Besides, how could Sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu bully me. ”
"Hey, if you don't like to listen to my whispers, forget it."
Xu Daimei crossed her hands in front of her chest and said angrily, but looking at the triumphant appearance of the cycad, she couldn't help but reach out and twist the cycad.
"Either I'm a bystander, or maybe you're cheap......"
But soon, Xu Dai's eyebrows and jade face were flushed again, and her heart was beating wildly, and she didn't know if she hit a ghost or what was going on, and inexplicably went to screw Mr. Zhou's "forbidden belly", that is, Han Xiang reached out to screw this guy, and he could make Mr. Zhou feel so distressed.
Depend on! Is it contagious to screw people?
Su Tie touched his arm and smiled bitterly, but looking at Xu Dai's appearance of wanting to say goodbye, he couldn't help but ask, "Then tell me what's going on." ”
"That's because you're afraid of them, and this psychology causes you to always put yourself in a vulnerable position. Think about who those women around you are, looking at you like a cat, your heart is itchy if you don't catch it and play with it. But don't get me wrong, I'm not talking about 'playing'. ”
"Cut! I'm afraid that Sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu are natural, so I'm also afraid of Lawyer Han? Joke! Su Tie laughed disappreciatively, "Then what kind of 'play' do you say?" ”
Xu Daimei sneered: "How to play? Have you ever seen those unweaned kittens? ”
"Little milk kitten? What do you mean? ”
Cycad frowned and thought for a while, roughly thinking that the little milk cat was a cute and cute gadget.
But no matter what, there is no way to compare such a critter with yourself.
"Yes, it's a little milk cat." Xu Dai said with a smile, "I just opened my eyes, and I looked ignorant, so people couldn't help but hug them and kiss them fiercely." But the little milk cat barked, and it was itchy, and I couldn't help but pinch its calves and hands and abuse it fiercely. Then he looked at the little guy with an innocent, frightened and pitiful look...... Hiss...... The comfort and happiness in my heart......"
Xu Dai danced as she spoke, a pair of jade hands turned into scratches and fists, as if she was abusing a little milk cat, the look in her eyes was vicious, but with a little pity and reluctance.
Sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu shouldn't do this to themselves.
But Han Fairy is really not necessarily, after all, she has said that she abuses herself with candles, leather whips, handcuffs, feather dusters, straps, washboards, durian skins, etc., and she doesn't frown even if she dismantles herself.
"You're talking about these people are sadists, aren't they? They all have heart diseases," Su Tie said funny, "I don't know about the others, but Sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu are not such people." Besides, it's too inappropriate to think of me as a kitten, right? ”
"Inappropriate?" Xu Daimei sneered, "Do your sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu like to screw you?" And lawyer Han ......"
She looked at the cycad chicks pecking rice and nodded, and said with a smile: "Don't you think they are sometimes very strong?" Sometimes saying something that can make your heart break and turn into powder all at once? ”
"Yes, indeed." Cycad shook his head and said, "But I still think ...... It doesn't feel the same as the little milk cat you said. ”
"Cut!"
Xu Daimei waved her hand angrily, looked at this guy with a look of disbelief and said, "Don't believe it, pull it down." You deserve to be beaten by a woman for the rest of your life. ”
"What? What's that? The cycad blinked and asked, "What is it called a wall dong?" ”
Xu Daimei looked at Su Tie's "thirsty for knowledge" look, and she was stunned all of a sudden, feeling that she was not from the same era as this guy.
But thinking about it, this guy can even blurt out "Guan Bao's friend", and it's not surprising that he doesn't know about the recently introduced foreign words such as "wall dong".
But what is a wall knock?
Xu Dai's eyes showed a look of distress and amusement.
She thought for a while and then said, "It is roughly used between men and women, and it generally means that men force women to a wall or a narrow space and then ...... Oh, it's too hard to say, and by extension, it means that one side is stronger than the other, which generally means that the man is stronger than the woman, but your situation is the opposite...... Gege ......"
As she spoke, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and smile, and suddenly felt that this guy was not only a little milk cat, but also a pure wild quail, and had never eaten artificial feed.
"Eh, little iron." Xu Daimei laughed for a while and said, "Why don't my sister let you experience what Bidong is?" I learned to use it on Mr. Zhou and Consultant Yang, and I can keep them in order...... If you use it well, maybe you won't have to worry about them fighting and causing a fire in the backyard in the future. ”
"Cut! You're just fighting and making trouble. Su Tie pouted, but soon said with a smile, "Why don't you ask Mr. Xu for some advice!" ”
"Do you really want me to advise? It's going to take some time! ”
"Of course...... You're not tricking me, though, are you? ”
Seeing Xu Dai's eyebrows biting her red lips, her face was full of peach blossoms, and her eyes were slightly turning with a hint of cunning, Su Tie's heart was up and down, and he soon felt that this was not a good trick.
"If you're afraid, just leave, we'll talk here today, but if you miss the village, there's no store in the village," Xu Dai raised the corner ......of her eyebrows and said with a chuckle.
"Learn! Why don't you learn, anyway, you don't have to press yourself. ”
"Gege......" Xu Daimei smiled, she saw that the wild little quail had entered the cage, so she waited for herself to close the cage door.
"Huh...... Feed! Mr. Xu, what do you mean by this? ”
Su Tie saw Xu Dai's eyebrows rise and dim the lights in the office, and even locked the door with one hand, and his heart was suddenly shocked.
Xu Dai's eyebrows and jade fingers were put to the side of her small mouth and she sighed lightly, signaling Su Tie not to speak, and then grabbed her mobile phone with one hand and made a call: "Lisa, I have something to go out...... Yes, if someone looks for me, they say I'm not there. ”
Lisa Su Tie is recognized, and she is also an employee transferred from the Tianjiao Administration Department, and currently serves as Xu Daimei's assistant.
Since Xu Daimei knew that calling her implied that she couldn't meet the guests, it showed that the time it took for "Bidong" could not be done in a moment.
"You get up, my sister will teach you the simplest trick first."
Xu Daimei pulled the cycad to a corner of the office, and suddenly drilled inside the corner of the wall, while the cycad was standing outside facing her.
"Is there anything you can do to keep me from getting out of here?" Xu Daimei asked with a smile.
"Cut, isn't that easy?" Cycad said, "Just press you here." ”
Flutter!
Xu Daimei could almost laugh herself to death, she pulled the collar on Su Tie's chest and said: "Xiao Tie, Bidong is not a hooligan and violence, but a very connotative kung fu, focusing on domineering, through this momentum to suppress people, so that she can go but dare not go and is reluctant to go......"
"Sounds a bit abstract!"
"Of course. My sister will teach you the first trick first, with both hands. This trick is less lethal, but it is enough for those **** innocent girls......"
Xu Dai said as she pulled up Cycad's hands and let him support him on the wall, so that he formed a small circle with his hands and the wall to enclose himself.
"That's it? Isn't it simple? ”
Su Tie held Xu Daimei in the corner with both hands against the wall, his body was only more than ten centimeters away from her delicate body, and the heartbeat and breathing of the two of them were clearly audible in this quiet office.
"It's not the posture that's important, it's the eyes."
Xu Dai said softly, "You have to be ruthless in your eyes and look at me with condescending eyes...... Ah...... It's not the fierce 'ruthless', it's the kind of 'ruthless' that is very domineering and unreasonable but has a little love, and that love is like the kind of ...... you have for Mr. Zhou and Yang Ruoliu."
I don't know if the cycads are too poor in qualifications and difficult to carve or what the reason is, Xu Daimei was panting as she spoke, but when she mentioned Zhou Qingyi and Yang Ruoliu, her heart suddenly fluttered, and her face was red for a while, and her eyes turned slightly.
"It seems to be a bit difficult!" Su Tie said with a red face.
To be honest, I feel like I'm playing hooligan on Xu Daimei, but the Xu Daimei in front of me has a breath like an orchid, and her jade face is delicate, and I can't help but feel a flutter in my eyes.
"You try to treat me as Mr. Zhou or Yang Ruoliu...... What are you blushing for? A little more domineering......" Xu Daimei gasped and said, "Yes, that's the ...... in this look"
After a while, Xu Dai smiled and said, "You go back and practice with Mr. Zhou." Now teach you the second trick elbow knock. ”
Elbow knock, as the name suggests, is to use one elbow against the wall, and then the other hand is naturally on the thigh or inserted into the trouser pocket, so that you and the corner wall form a small space that is half closed, so that the woman is half surrounded inside.
"The point of elbow knock is to have a little more tenderness and affection in your eyes, and a smile on your face...... Yes, exactly. ”
Xu Daimei whispered, she watched the cycad who was a head taller than herself gradually enter the role, and she couldn't help but be shocked, scared and excited.
"That's it?" Cycad asked.
"Almost, you're staring at me closer." Xu Daimei bit her small mouth and said in a low trembling voice, "Elbow knock is the most effective for strong and warm women like Mr. Zhou and Consultant Yang, you try to treat me as one of them......"
Looking at her face flashing in Xu Dai's eyebrows, as if reflected in a pool of clear and quiet autumn water, and the tip of her nose almost touched her white forehead, the fragrance of her hair penetrated into her nostrils like a drug, which smelled good and intoxicating.
"Is that okay?"
Seeing that Xu Dai's eyebrows and eyelashes almost bent down with her eyelids, Su Tie's heart was also up and down, so physically not tired, but mentally and psychologically quite tormenting, and his mind was shaking and his mouth was dry for a while.
"Learn two tricks today, and remember to review with Mr. Zhou when you go home in the evening."
Xu Daimei raised her eyelids slightly and glanced at Su Tie, only to feel that this guy was cramped and uneasy, as if he wanted to end it early.
"In fact, no matter what move, there is a final core step......"
Xu Dai's eyebrows were dotted with peach blossoms, and her beautiful pupils as bright as the autumn moon reflected the handsome face of the cycad, and the whole person was a little fascinated for a while.
"You didn't touch me just now, did you? In fact, any wall knock must end with a kiss in the end, otherwise it will be a failed wall knock......"
"What?"
Su Tie was stunned for a moment, and he hurriedly said, "Understood, I'll try it at night...... Hey...... What are you doing? ”
Just when she wanted to let go of Xu Daimei, she didn't expect her to suddenly push herself into the corner with a backhand, she pressed her right hand against the wall with one hand, and grabbed the collar of her left shoulder with the other.
She pressed her delicate body in front of the cycad, then lowered her head and whispered in his ear: "Let you see what a female wall dong is, in the future...... Don't let other women bully you......"
"Hey...... Your move is really murderous, and there are absolutely no bones left and ashes in one shot. If I don't do this today, I think I need to go to the hospital to check the wound......"
Su Tie looked at Xu Daimei, who had always been gentle and introverted, and his eyes became domineering and playful, and there was a look of déjà vu in it, that is, the eyes that Sister Qingyi and Sister Ruoliu usually looked at themselves.
"Gege......" Xu Daimei smiled coquettishly, "Didn't you say it, any wall dong must end with a kiss in the end, my sister has taught you so much, do you want me to show you the failure of being a master?" No way......"
She loosened the cycad's collar and the palm on the wall, and took a step forward to squeeze the cycad tightly into the corner.
"Mr. Xu, I think you're playing hooligan......" Su Tie shouted in a low voice.
"Yes, but the little milk cat, you call, let's see if I can call Mr. Zhou and Consultant Yang over to save you......" Xu Daimei hugged Su Tie's head and whispered, "However, it seems that there is a place to betray you......"
After speaking, he bit the neck of the cycad like a vampire, but he didn't know that Xu always bit or fake, and the cycad only felt numb all over his body and surrendered to let her do it.
After a long time, Xu Daimei lazily climbed out of Su Tie's arms, looking at the mess of scarlet on the sofa and couldn't help but take a sip.
"Oops!"
As soon as she stood up, Xu Daimei suddenly felt a burst of pain, her brows furrowed, and she couldn't help but fall into Su Tie's arms again.
"Mr. Xu, I seem to be by you?" Cycad said, looking at the numb ceiling.
"Don't be afraid, I'll take care of it."
Xu Daimei simply didn't get up, her whole delicate body was like a kitten in the arms of the cycad, she reached out and poked the cycad's nose and said, "Eh, now we are friends with Guan Bao, understand?" Gege ......"
I'll go! Guan Baozhijiao, this idiom originally meant this? I've been a top student for so many years.
But soon Xu Daimei exclaimed: "God, it's been a long time since I got off work...... Hurry up, your family is always waiting for you. ”
I didn't care about feeling unwell all of a sudden, so I quickly pulled up the cycad and dressed him, and whispered in his ear: "You go down first...... I'll go down with Letong ......"
"You and Sister Le Tong?"
Su Tie was stunned and asked, "You also went to Sister Qingyi's place today?" ”
"Of course." Xu Daimei said with a smile, "Today, your family is always partying, don't you know?" ”
I'll go! Why does Sister Qingyi always like light bulbs?
Looking at Su Tie's stunned appearance, Xu Dai smiled, hugged him and said, "You go down quickly, I want to clean up the ......"
After speaking, he pushed the cycad out of the office, closed the door and turned around, looking at the sofa flashing a mess, his heart was ruthless, and he picked up a cup of black coffee and poured it on those dirty marks.
After a while, I didn't feel safe, so I poured a few more cups of strong coffee and poured them out, and I let out a long breath when I watched the pieces of things be covered by the black coffee.
"Lisa." Xu Daimei grabbed the phone and said, "Arrange for the logistics department to change a sofa for my office...... ...... tomorrow morning."
In fact, the cycads were also so frightened that they didn't know how fast the time passed as soon as they entered the state, and now it was nearly eight o'clock, and I didn't know how long Sister Qingyi had been waiting.
However, she and Sister Ruoliu can bear it, and they haven't called to inquire about the situation until now.
"Xiao Tie, this way!"
When I just got to the ground floor and wanted to change the elevator, I didn't expect that Sister Qingyi was already in the lobby, and there was naturally a goblin like Han Xiang by her side.
"I'm so sorry, I ...... I have been talking to Mr. Xu for too long. Su Tie said with the ups and downs in his heart.
"Are you making progress on the island? I didn't expect Dai Mei to be very fast, and she could have an in-depth conversation with you so quickly, she was really neat and tidy, I really admired her. Han Xiang covered his mouth and smiled.
"Yes, Mr. Xu's ability is too powerful." Su Tie clapped his hands and said, "If I knew that I would have called you to go back first, I would have starved you......
"It's okay, we've just come down too." Zhou Qingyi straightened Su Tie's collar and said softly, "Is the wound really okay?" ”
"Absolutely, it's perfectly fine to drive you back." Cycad said.
Looking at the bandage of the cycad, Zhou Qingyi's pretty face was distressed and sad, and she said, "Someone drove today." ”
Someone driving?
Su Tie was stunned for a moment, but there are all old drivers here, and they have many years of driving experience when they catch any of them, but how they are driving is another story.
It didn't take long to watch Wang Letong help Xu Daimei out of the elevator, only to see Xu Daimei's eyebrows wrinkled, and she was staggering when she walked.
"Gege...... Daimei, it seems that you have just passed those days, why are you here again? Han Xiang covered his mouth and said in a low voice, "But it's okay, we have a miraculous Su Divine Doctor......
Su Tie's face is black, it seems that this goblin is uncomfortable if he doesn't make some trouble, Mr. Xu's appearance today is not caused by me, a doctor in the rivers and lakes.
"What nonsense?"
Zhou Qingyi snorted and scolded, she held Xu Daimei and said distressedly, "It's really okay, right?" ”
"I'm sorry, Mr. Zhou, I'm ...... It's really fine. Xu Dai said with a blushing face.
"Let's go, then." Zhou Qingyi said with a smile, "Xiao Tie will go with me, and Le Tong will send you over." ”
"Mr. Zhou, where are we going?" Su Tie followed behind Zhou Qingyi and whispered, "I feel a little bit like being sold by you." ”
"Phew! Isn't it just going home! No nonsense. ”
Zhou Qingyi pulled the cycad out of the Tianjiao Building, and her Bentley was already waiting for her outside.
I'll go! This driver is scary!
Seeing that the "driver" sitting in the driver's seat turned out to be Han Xiao, this scared the cycads a lot.
"Mr. Zhou, Mr. Su, can you go?" Han Xiao said in a deep voice, as if he was a full-time driver and bodyguard.
Zhou Qingyi smiled: "Let's go!" Give me a good drive......"
Soon, Su Tie felt that the driver was not only scary, but also really "scary".
Su Tie sat in front of Sister Qingyi in the back seat, swaying back and forth, left and right, and he couldn't help but ask in a low voice: "Does Mayor Han have a driver's license?" ”
"Yes, not long after you went down to the twenty-seventh floor, she went out to get her driver's license!" Zhou Qingyi said.
Sky!
She was really absolutely lucky, and within a few hours of receiving her driver's license - and she was a female driver, she was able to be her passenger, and this kind of "luck" really couldn't be bought by any amount of money.
"I'm sorry Mr. Su, it's the first time I've driven such a luxurious car, and I'm a little nervous." Han Xiao said, but still looked at the front intently.
I'm afraid you're driving for the first time, right? Do you always see that there is a hair in front of you? Can you take a look in the rearview mirror?
There was no way, and I didn't dare to let her come down and change myself.
Fortunately, in the city, the traffic flow is relatively large and the speed of the car is slow, so I can only hug Sister Qingyi and shake my head and walk to the villa along the way.
Behind their car, there was a Mercedes-Benz sedan driven by Wang Letong, and it was naturally Han Xiang and Xu Daimei sitting in the back seat.
"Mr. Xu, how does this quail taste?" Han Xiang hugged Xu Daimei and said.
"The outside is scorched and the inside is tender, and the mouth is full of oil!" Xu Daimei hugged her stomach and said, she was still frowning every day, obviously in severe pain.
Flutter!
Wang Letong in front of her braked suddenly, frightening the two of them, but she was obviously amused by Xu Daimei's words.
"It's been hours, no wonder you stumble when you walk, you deserve it, so much time in the office without picking around, you don't have to take a break." Han Xiang said, "I just understand why that Ms. Zhou is so generous, it turns out that she can't feed the quail, so I will let you help feed it." ”
"Phew!" Xu Dai blushed and said, "Now I eat quails, how can I feed quails?" ”
"It's hard-mouthed!"