The days of living with a male god (7)
Who is that person? Why did you get into the world of my novels? Why do you look exactly like me? These are all questions, but none of them are something I need to think about right now. People are real animals, and I don't even know what I'm going to do after graduation, let alone these illusory things.
It's either something extraordinary happening around me, it's a legend, I'm an ordinary person, and I need to live. I wrote a novel, uh, not one, it's half a novel, and now the main character comes to me. What does this mean, does that mean I'm thirteen better than everyone else? No, if Tang Ziyi is a smartphone fool who travels from 2060 in "Magic Phone", I will not only live a legendary life of saving the earth from now on, but also have a versatile and obedient girlfriend.
But Tang Ziyi is not a stupid girl, so far my path to cultivation is still stuck at the innate threshold and helpless, except for running fast and jumping high to prolong life, I have not seen any substantial progress, and I can't break a boulder in my chest. And this guy doesn't understand what the concept of market economy is at all, he is keen on all kinds of junk food in the 21st century, and he is very happy to eat gutter oil Sudan dyes, and there is no such thing as a kidney burden for him anyway. But I can't bear the shrinkage of my living expenses, if it's a girl. Not only that, Tang Ziyi didn't have the idea of wanting to converge yet.
For him, since he broke through the Divine Power Realm in high school, he can join any private club and enjoy a monthly allowance of about 5,000 yuan. Most of the time it's just a name, and they only need to play when there is a club league, but it won't be more than three times a year. But I'm different, my novels are free, I have almost zero income, and I rely entirely on my parents for living expenses.
If I'm a rich second generation, then it doesn't matter, right, I can raise this great god, even if it's just to be a thug. The richer the person, the more unstable his life is, and the more he provokes right and wrong. Although Tang Ziyi can't act unscrupulously against ordinary people in order to avoid being contaminated with cause and effect, it is human nature to protect relatives and friends, even gods are not exempt from vulgarity.
But my family background is very ordinary, my father does a small business, and my mother is also a small white-collar worker. Besides, I don't want to rely on my parents to be an old man, so I started to embark on the road of writing and want to be independent as soon as possible. I want to become rich, to be able to prevent myself from doing things I don't like because of money, and to be able to prevent the people I love from rejecting me because of money.
Until I met him as a loser......
"I said you were looking for a stupid girl, I'll take you to get one!" Tang Ziyi didn't think so, and was still underestimating there: "Isn't it just a mobile phone, I actually compare Uncle Ben with a thing."
"You're not a thing."
"yes, how can I be a thing." Tang Ziyi's world doesn't seem to have such a scolding method as "not a thing", and he didn't hear my ridicule at all, so he pulled me up and prepared to go out.
I was still in a state of semi-confusion, he pulled a little and didn't pull, turned around and looked at me suspiciously, I also looked at him suspiciously: "What do you mean?" Why do you just make a stupid girl? What about the cultivation of true fantasy, why did it become urban science fiction in one second?
Tang Ziyi was also stunned by my question: "Don't you want to be a stupid girl, I'll take you to 2060, let's just grab one?" What the hell, let's go! ”
I was dragged by him to a forest not far from the hotel, to see that there was no one around, with a wave of his right hand in front of him, he opened a door out of thin air, and I don't know where it leads: "Are we going to 2060?"
“Ofcourse!” Before the words fell, Tang Ziyi's slap slapped me on the back of the head. I stumbled into the door, turned around and saw that Tang Ziyi was still looking at his palm and said, "No wonder the eldest brother always likes to slap the back of people's heads with his bear paws, this feeling, no one!"
The cut section said that the two of us came to the time and space tunnel, and it is also strange that I have not woken up, Tang Ziyi has been with me day and night and shared the same bed for half a month, and that stupid girl must not know which plane it was made in. However, this space-time tunnel is really a little simpler, and the black rumbling is still leaking wind, but this wind is really cold, and it feels like it has pierced into the cracks of the bones.
Tang Ziyi explained to me that this is a two-way space-time tunnel, and the terminal station goes directly to the Shang and Zhou dynasties of the "Fengshen List", which is very old, so it is relatively simple, and the spatial turbulence in many places has penetrated in, so it is cold and biting. Due to the popularity of TV series such as "Magic Mobile Phone 2" and "Fengshen" some time ago, the number of people crossing has surged, and it is estimated that it will have to be repaired in the short term.
According to the plot of "Magic Mobile", the silly girl is probably a little bit more powerful than Sun Wukong, and her comprehensive strength may be slightly inferior.
What is Monkey King? Fight to defeat the Buddha. But when he met the stupid girl, he was still on the way to learn the scriptures, probably because of the strength of the Monkey King, and he couldn't even escape from the palm of the Buddha.
Who is the Buddha? Sakyamuni. Who is more powerful, he or Nuwa? This is impossible to judge, because they do not belong to the same system. Shakyamuni's Buddhism is Indian, and you can't compare it with Jehovah. These later mythological systems are all false, just like the Queen Mother of Yaochi West should be the boss of the Jade Emperor, but it has evolved into the current Queen Mother, the daughter-in-law of the Jade Emperor.
Although the daughter-in-law is in essence, it is equivalent to the boss, and she should be obedient or obedient, but the female boss is not the same as the daughter-in-law, even if you are the Jade Emperor, you can't casually omit 10,000 words with the female boss!
Ahem, it's far away. Anyway, if you put these characters in "The Age of the Waste", Sun Wukong appeared as a disciple of Bodhi, and like Hou Yi, he belongs to the relatively powerful True God Dao Ancestor, and the Buddha can open up a world of bliss, which must be the level of the world god. And the protagonist Ji Ning ...... Although I admit that I can't write masterpieces like "The Age of the Wilderness" and "The Peerless Tang Gate", I think my protagonist should not be inferior to their protagonist.
In this way, even if the scientists in 2060 play the stupid girl like the King of Fighters, Tang Ziyi can completely push it all the way over. We don't do things that hurt people and arson, and it's not difficult for them to help me order a mobile phone.
After walking around, it didn't take much effort to pass several waves of people, all of whom were wrapped in bubbles and floated forward in the air, most of them unconscious. There are also some brave guys who are brave enough to move forward in the turbulence of the space outside the tunnel, so envious. But walking in this tunnel, the starry sky seems to be within reach, which is much more beautiful than those undersea tunnels.