Chapter 074
"Ding Ding Dong Dong~"
In the morning light, the soothing and light notes are like pearls falling into the cool and clear lake, rippling in people's hearts.
Ahem, Yaoguang Majesty Xià lived a musical meow of stepping on the piano keys in the president's office again.
The snow-white cat, jumping elegantly on the brown and red piano, the picture is so beautiful (spicy) good (sour), in short, it is a matter of opinion~
It wasn't until Shirakawa Bai Tesuke stepped on some snacks for the morning that Yaoguang Meow was able to rest.
But what's going on with this big plate of fruit and vegetable salad in front of you?!
The golden-green cat's eyes narrowed slightly, and the sharp claw tips popped out of the meat pad, when I was a vegetarian~
Shirakawa Bai, who has personally experienced how ** this cat's slap is, is afraid that he will be photographed as a blue enchantress or something, he trembled reflexively, and quickly nodded and explained to the cat ancestor: "Look, you see, there is also your favorite caviar in it." ”
Yaoguang Meow decisively disliked. When his owner makes scrambled eggs for him, he will deliberately spread it full on it, and now this salad, if you don't look carefully, you can't find the fish roe that is used as a decoration, when he is so foolish, bad review~
Bai Chuan thought about it and said that he was also a handful of snot and tears, the president wanted to play such and such a punishment game with his heartfelt baby cat, what was the matter with him, an innocent and innocent assistant, but he was the one who was threatened, intimidated and angry, and he was unreasonable!
"Yaoguang Majesty, is there anything you are not satisfied with?"
President Chi Xuchi put down the Wen Jiàn in his hand and raised his head and looked at Yao Guangmeow.
"Meow~"
The cat's voice is soft and cute, just like the warmth of spring, where is there a trace of the coldness that just swept the leaves away from the autumn wind of Shirakawa Bai Tesuke~
Well, the punishment game of stepping on the piano keys and eating fruits and vegetables, compared to the punishment game he played last night when he pulled his own owner to put on his uniform, it was really gentle and fresh to the extreme, and he was still willing to be reasonable to his own owner
Eating a salad that didn't have much caviar, Yaoguang Majesty Yan sù cat face: It's really spoiled by its own owner!
"Meow~"
Gulping out the salad, Yao Guangmeow jumped on the desk, stepped on the Wen Jiàn in front of his owner, and confidently leaned over the cat's face with a little salad dressing. If you don't hurry up and serve me, there is a threat of kissing you directly.
President Chi Xuchi, who couldn't hold out to the end every time he bullied his own meow, laughed again, wiped the cat's face clean with a tissue for Yaoguang Meow, and bowed his head and kissed him.
"Meow~"
One person and one cat are tired again.
When Chi Xu went to the conference room, Yao Guangmeow shook off the messy Mao Mao who was played messily by her own owner, and pushed the door out of the office.
"Majesty, I'm so poor that I only have instant noodles left, ask for a reward and ask for support, I am hard-working and undisciplined, just throw a toy that you are tired of, people are your people~"
"陛xià陛xià ask for a group photo~"
"Fool died of that heart, even if you take a photo and post a photo with Your Majesty on the Internet, everyone will not misunderstand what you and the president have. A successful scheming isn't it good that you can be if you want to be, your appearance is a hard injury~"
The company's employees are still ...... about the president's love for cats So enthusiastic, cough, but between the lessons of Shirakawa Bai Tesuke's previous experience, no one can think so much about it, and take the initiative to come forward and ask His Majesty to stamp it.
Of course, of course, because of the meow photos posted by Bai Yaoguang and Bai Special Assistant on Weibo, everyone no longer used cat sticks, dolls, plush balls or anything to try to attract His Majesty's attention. Think about those jewelry toys of your majesty, it makes human beings ashamed of themselves!
Yao Guangmeow walked all the way out of the company and walked around the eaves of the wall of the antique market.
As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves, bah, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of cats causing trouble, you are afraid of cats worrying, since enjoying the treatment of street rats in the antique market, Yaoguang Meow has obviously been thinking about it for a long time~
Coincidentally, a stall in the market is lively today, and the inner and outer three floors are full of people.
Jumping to the fence not far away, Yao Guangmeow was able to clearly capture the conversation and discussion in front of the stall.
To put it simply, it is that the stall vendor picked up a leak when he passed by a certain countryside a few days ago to buy old things, and today he met a local tyrant and sold it for a large price.
The stall vendor who had already practiced the old oil was naturally able to speak, and when he saw that many curious guests had heard the news one after another, he was also happy and proud, and he knocked his cigarette stick, and repeated the experience of picking up the leak like a commentary.
"It is said that the villagers are simple, hey, more than ten or twenty years earlier, it is true, as soon as the old things arrive, what family heirlooms are taken out and sold casually. Hey, it's a pity that Lao Zhou was born at the wrong time, I didn't catch up with the good years of getting rich, and now in this year, all the fellows are thieves and thieves, if you don't pay attention, whoever pits who is not necessarily good~"
"What do you say, Lao Zhoufei, hurry up to the point, many tourists don't have time to listen to your nonsense."
The stall next door cooperated with the two of them, Lao Zhou smiled and waved his hand, "Okay, okay, I'll get to the point immediately, this specific name and location is a trade secret, so I can't tell everyone, Lao Zhou, I also plan to go to that fellow's house to see if there is any leakage to pick up." ”
After making everyone laugh, Lao Zhou knocked on the cigarette stick again, and said, "That day, I was passing by the village to go in to rest, and the villagers heard that I collected some old things by the way, hey, there are really a few people who went home to get things and came to me to see." Nowadays, the villagers can not change their faces and fool people's sincerity, and they insist on putting a few dollars on the ground to choose porcelain bowls and porcelain bottles, and they can say that they are ugly and ugly when they sell copper coins and iron pieces, and they dare to blow the ancestral ...... of the family with all kinds of things."
"Fortunately, Lao Zhou, I still have a little eyesight, I was not fooled at all, and I was about to say goodbye to a few families, hehe, another family came over with a dirty box that was said to have been handed down from my ancestors."
"Lao Zhou, I was really speechless to these fellows at the time, all of them were ancestral and endless. Thinking about it now, it was really the God of Wealth at that time, I turned my head with the last bit of temperament, and I was stunned when I saw the box. ”
"It's completely unexpected, Lao Zhou, I was thinking, what kind of treasure needs such a valuable box to pack, this kind of good thing, it must be bought and bought if you are bankrupt!"
"As a result...... Lao Zhou laughed heartily, until he was accused by everyone of hanging his appetite, he wiped his tears and continued: "Haha, that family is really funny, as soon as the box is opened, okay, there is a white stone casually placed in it, dolomite or rain flower stone, I didn't look closely, anyway, I was shocked stupid at the time, and I still came to fool with daring." ”
"Hahaha, do you think there is anything more comedic than this, just found an old box with a broken stone and lied to me that the ancient jade handed down by the ancestors, I didn't think about it, the box they used to hold fakes is much more valuable than the ancient jade of Nalaoshzi, but unfortunately the scammers don't know the goods!"
Speaking of this, Lao Zhou's heart was really full of red light, "What else, Lao Zhou, I naturally calculated it, picked up the broken stone and looked at it a few times, and carefully put it back into the box, and finally bought the fake for three thousand yuan, but the family was so happy that they didn't notice the box at all, hahaha~"
After listening to him, there were immediately guests who participated in it with great interest, "What about the stone in the box, in case the family is not a liar, it is really an ancestral heirloom, and the things that can be preserved with expensive rosewood as a box may be really a treasure, the boss will take it out and let us see it." ”
Lao Zhou, the hawker, also patted his thigh with remorse, "Yes, I regret it afterwards." But at that time, all I had in my eyes was the rosewood box, where could I be distracted from other things! ”
Immediately, a guest asked, "What about the stones?" ”
Lao Zhou, who was waiting for this, hurriedly turned around and dragged out a large snakeskin bag of various colored stones, poured it into the big basin in front of the stall, and shouted to the onlookers: "I returned to the car with the box in my hand, and casually threw the stone into the pocket of the stone behind the car." As you know, it's not easy for us to set up stalls, and customers often don't believe in selling expensive things, so many times, we also sell some cheap small items to earn some hard money. Come on, come on, the best rain flower stone, just arrived, only ten yuan, only ten yuan, maybe, you will buy the treasure that was once in the rosewood box home~"
Onlookers: ...... This profiteer!
"Hey, don't go, I'm telling the truth, I swear, that stone was really accidentally mixed in this batch of rain stones." Although I have made a lot of money today, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is still meat, Lao Zhou still enthusiastically said: "This probability is not very low, I will tell you in advance, it is a white stone~"
Not to mention, there are people who are willing to stay and try their luck.
Yao Guangmeow stood on the fence and saw acquaintances again—the cat and the male cat in the portable pet cage, the cat Xiaopang, its owner Yuan Feibai, and Ji Li's agent Rice.
Although I was almost robbed as a fat sheep in the antique market last time, I was beaten up, but the result was not dangerous, and the two people with strong hearts are now making a comeback.
The reason why he brought the cat Chubby was of course because when the rice was idle, he told how auspicious the Yaoguang Meow raised by the eldest brother of his artist, Chi Xuchi, was two or three things, Yuan Feibai heard it, and immediately said that their cat Chubby could also do it!
So, on the road of picking up leaks, once the two of them can't get the doctrine, they will let the cat Chubby come out, and the cat Chubby will choose, and whichever it touches will be counted as which.
The cat Chubby was annoyed by them, so he shrunk in the cage and died, and he didn't want to come out! In its aesthetics, only xx toys that need to be marked with mosaics, are not these inexplicable things~
Lao Zhou, the stall owner, really likes this stupid fat sheep who buys things and lets the cat decide, and his attitude is very diligent, and both people and cats have praised him several times in a row.
Yaoguang Meow watched this scene condescendingly, the sharp claw tips grinding on the wall, hum, why didn't that stupid peddler continue to tell the strange story of the ancestral treasure not touching the cat.
Jumping off the wall, Yaoguang Meow walked silently in front of the vendor.
"Miwoo~"
The first to find the cat is naturally the male and female cat Chubby, the round turmeric dumplings flexibly and quickly bypassed its owner Yuan Feibai and Rice, and squatted in front of His Majesty with a simple and stupid cuteness, and he couldn't see that he was shrunk in the cage just now.
Yuan Feibai: ...... Chubby, be angry, take out your temperament, even if you see the winner of the cat life is rich and handsome, don't be so flattering, okay.
However, contrary to Yuan Feibai's expectations, what was more flattering than his cat Chubby was his leakage partner rice.
I saw the rice covering his mouth with one hand as a surprise gesture, and a sigh of majesty was so angry that it was heartbroken, "Majesty~Xia~ I didn't expect to be able to meet Majesty here~"
Yaoguang Meow Yan walked to the large basin of water, raised his claws and pulled out a white stone the size of a walnut from it.