White Flower Flower ......

The female man looked a little stupid.

Strictly speaking, Qiu Yun's figure is very well-proportioned, no different from the figure of most Celestial Dynasty women. The breasts are not very large, the waistline is normal, and the buttocks are slightly collapsed in the shower, but they can magically become warped after wearing pants; If you talk about the lack of figure, you can only say that the legs are a little short, and the base of the thighs is slightly thicker. This is the case with most Celestial Empire women, so it is not a fatal flaw in China. However, Qiu Yun's almost perfect face makes her very popular.

There is no male exclusive organ, so after getting excited, the blood in the whole body goes directly to the brain, and the female man feels that she is dizzy, and her head will be burst by blood at any time.

"What are you doing?" Qiu Yun heard the footsteps and knew that it was a female man who came in, and asked while rubbing her hair and massaging her scalp with her eyes closed.

"Oh! I...... Come in and soak your clothes in water......"

"Don't!" Qiu Yun immediately said, "You don't know about the broken water heater in our dormitory, as soon as you put cold water over there, I can be scalded to death immediately...... You put it on the washing machine, and I'll wash it and soak it for you later. ”

"Good ......" The female man nodded, put the clothes that needed to be washed by hand into a basin, threw the other clothes into the washing machine, and glanced at Qiu Yun reluctantly before withdrawing. When she returned to her room and lay on the bed, the woman's heartbeat had not slowed down, and she looked at the ceiling, her mind was like a mess.

After about ten minutes, the sound of water in the bathroom stopped. After a while, the door of the room suddenly opened, and Qiu Yun, who was wearing a transparent nightdress, entered the room.

"Ahh You! The female man sat up directly from the bed as if she had seen a thief, and looked at Qiu Yun in surprise and excitement.

"What are you doing...... Qiu Yun looked at the female man's expression with a puzzled expression, "I haven't been back for half a month, the sheets and quilts haven't been dried, and sleeping in my own bed will hurt my skin!" Make do, tomorrow I'll change the sheets and go back to sleep! ”

"But ......" The female man looked at Qiu Yun's looming transparent pajamas, and only felt that her nose was itchy.

Qiu Yun's eyes stared at the female man, her eyes became bigger and bigger, and then she couldn't help but laugh: "Xue Fei! You don't, don't you! Can you get a nosebleed when you see me? Lie down! Lift your head up! After that, he hurriedly found a tissue to stop the bleeding for the female man.

The female man is so depressed! Why is he so discouraged and has a nosebleed...... If the bleeding is bleeding, the bleeding must be stopped first, and the female man has to lie down obediently and let Qiu Yun wipe his nosebleed. A scent of roses came, the female man's eyes looked down, and Qiu Yun's two meat balls gathered together because of the leaning posture, forming an unfathomable ravine.

I can't! The woman's heartbeat exploded again, and she felt desperate for herself.

"What do you see?" Qiu Yun smiled and stretched out her hand to gently cover the female man's eyes, "It's only been a few days, just like a female hooligan...... Honestly, did you secretly do something bad in the two weeks that I was away? Or is it ...... What movies you shouldn't watch? ”

"Why!" The female man immediately said seriously.

"You don't have the guts!" Qiu Yun withdrew her hand, lightly put a little on the woman's forehead, threw the bloody tissue into the paper basket, turned over on the bed, and turned off the bedside lamp casually.

It was pitch black inside the room, and the woman struggled to keep her eyes open, trying to get used to the darkness.

Qiu Yun lay down beside the female man, dragged one of the female man's arms as a pillow, crooked in the female man's arms, reached out and touched the female man's long legs, and said with a low smile: "Your altitude is like a man, I earned it, which is equivalent to picking up a husband for nothing......"

"No......" The female man couldn't cry or laugh, but she couldn't figure out Qiu Yun's thoughts.

"What's not going to be?" Qiu Yun was a little proud, "In the future, when I get married, you will also get married, and the two of us will have to sleep together every other day, and cuckold our husbands......

"Huh? You won't be ......" The female man was so shocked that she vomited blood. Qiu Yun has this "hobby"? Why haven't you heard about it? Could it be that the two of them ......

"What the hell! I can't afford to make jokes! Qiu Yun's tone was a little disappointed, "When we both went to school, we all said it, except for my husband, we all shared!" In the future, we will have children, we are both godmothers, you have big breasts, there must be a lot of milk, don't forget to leave a mouthful for my child...... If I hadn't given birth by then...... Cheap me, reward me, okay? ”

"This ...... How is this possible? The woman continued to vomit blood in her heart. This is a "girlfriend"? Can you really talk about this without saying anything?

"Stingy!" Qiu Yun grinned, "Keep it for your handsome husband, it's not uncommon for me to grab this bite with him!" ”

The female man felt that she had been completely defeated by Qiu Yun, how could the goddess in her mind be like this......

In fact, women also know that men have men's topics and women have women's topics. What can men talk about when they get together? Anyway, it will definitely not be clothes, shoes, cosmetics...... Didn't you gradually understand a lot of "jokes" under the "edification" of your comrades-in-arms back then? It's just that she didn't expect the topic that women would talk about after closing the door and turning off the lights...... Outrageous.

The female man decisively admitted that she couldn't understand women at all, even if she had become a woman, she still couldn't understand it.

In a daze, both of them quickly fell asleep. For the first time, a woman was sleeping next to her, and she was still pillowing on the crook of her arm, and the woman was always in a state of half-asleep. Listening to Qiu Yun's gradually calm breathing, the female man's hand unconsciously began to be placed indiscriminately, and Qiu Yun was not guarded......

In the end, the female man didn't know how she fell asleep, she only knew that she had touched Qiu Yun's whole body several times in a half-asleep state, and it wasn't until Qiu Yun let out a slight gasping sound that she fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning, the woman still got up with the alarm clock, changed clothes, drank water, booed, and went out for a run. After running the day before, I sat in front of the office for a long time, and the soreness in my leg muscles was obvious, and the soreness was even stronger when I got up early to run the next day, but after I started running, the soreness gradually decreased, and it disappeared completely after about ten minutes. The woman ran for a full hour and returned to the dormitory.

Qiu Yun was still asleep, and after brushing her teeth and taking a shower, the woman changed her clothes and went to the cafeteria for breakfast. When she returned to the dormitory, Qiu Yun had already woken up and was lying on the bed playing with her mobile phone.

"Why don't you sleep a little longer?" When the female man saw Qiu Yun's lazy appearance, she also felt a little moved.

"I was already awake when your alarm clock went off, and I fell asleep again when you went out...... Qiu Yun said helplessly, "Biological clock, no way, I will wake up naturally at this point, and I am hungry." ”

The female man shook the bag in her hand: "I brought it to you." ”

Qiu Yun jumped up from the bed all of a sudden, jumped directly to the ground, gave the female man a flying kiss, ran into the bathroom like a fly, and then floated out a sentence: "I knew you were the best for me!" Followed by the sound of boosh and flushing the toilet, after a while, Qiu Yun held a toothbrush in her mouth, and walked out to look at the bag in the female man's hand while brushing her teeth: "What's there?" ”

"Porridge, pickles, and eggs......"

"I don't eat eggs...... Qiu Yun said vaguely, turned around and went into the bathroom to rinse his mouth and wash his face, and after a while, a clear statement came out, "Egg yolk cholesterol is so high!" ”

"Cholesterol is an important substance for the synthesis of hormones, without cholesterol, the body cannot synthesize hormones, without hormones, many places do not grow!" The female man raised her voice and responded, "As long as you exercise moderately every day and consume all these cholesterols, you'll be fine." ”

"Where did you learn this?" Qiu Yun had already walked out of the bathroom and sat on the coffee table in the living room, pushed all the snack bags to the ground with both hands, and then snatched breakfast from the female man's hand and began to eat it violently.

"Gym!" The female man shrugged and said, "Mr. Shi and I both went to apply for a membership card. ”

"Membership card? You two workaholics would take the initiative to get a gym membership? Are you kidding? Someone has been bewitched in the past, right? ”

"Uh...... It was introduced by the warehouse keeper Shuai Xiaobing, do you remember him? The female man asked cautiously.

"Handsome little soldiers?" Qiu Yun's eating movements slowed down, frowned and recalled for a moment, nodded and continued to eat, "That stupid boy!" Remember! ”

"Silly?" The woman felt her heart sinking.

"Of course stupid! Others send flowers, chocolates, clothes and bags, and I can't wait to show it in front of me every day," Qiu Yunman said indifferently, "But what about this guy?" Except for the occasional two text messages, nothing was indicated! I know he's a pretty innocent big boy, but he's a little silly. I didn't expect him to know to follow your path and 'save the country by curve'! ”

"Uh......" The female man felt a little embarrassed, so she had to say, "Actually, it happened to be when we went to apply for membership, and he worked as a fitness coach there every night...... I don't know anything with Sister Xiuzhu, and with him, I won't be slaughtered when I choose a course......"

"That's the case...... Qiu Yun thought for a while, and his eyes suddenly lit up, "He's still a fitness coach?" I've heard that it's a quick way to make money! As long as you take more courses, one or two thousand a month! It's enough to buy a square meter in the provincial capital! ”

The female man barely squeezed out a smile: "Yes......"

Qiu Yun said thoughtfully: "It seems that ...... Looks like this guy is still worth dating...... It's just that he's too boring to take the initiative! ”

The female man was overjoyed, but remained silent on the surface: "Are you going to 'talk' with him?" ”

Qiu Yun shook her head: "No! ”

The female man frowned: "That's the money?" ”

"Am I so tasteless? It's so contemptuous of people! Qiu Yun rolled her eyes directly, "Think about it yourself, it's been several years, which of my brand-name clothes and bags didn't I pay for by myself?" ”