"Chapter 53: The Battle for the Lord's Favor"
"Master, I've been following you for eight lifetimes! Are you one of the most vulnerable people on your planet? Can't even find a job? Pikachu counted.
"Owes a beating, huh? Do you want to fight again? See who's more vulnerable? Meng Xiaofei gave him a blank look, and turned on the TV casually by the way.
Pikachu didn't dare to fight anymore, most of his attacks hit him, what is the difference between this and self-harm? "Hehe, I'm kidding, watch TV, watch TV, ......"
The TV is playing the puzzle answer program "One Stop to the End", which is a new puzzle attack program with a novel form, full of fun, exploring personality in the challenge, and full of suspense. The program breaks the fixed mode of previous answering programs, and there will be 10 defenders and 1 attacker of various ages, different identities, and different personalities in each program, and they will get the prizes in the hands of others in the way of PK.
In the show, a boy stands in the center, challenged.
The host began to ask, "What kind of fruit is used as the main material for the traditional snack rock sugar gourd that originated in the Song Dynasty?" ”
"Hawthorn!" The man in the middle scrambled to answer.
"That's right!"
"Which ancient Greek physicist discovered the buoyancy of an object while taking a bath?"
"Archimedes!" Challenged answered.
"That's right! One-to-one! ”
"What kind of alcohol is Mexico's national drink?"
"Tequila!" The man in the middle scrambled to answer again.
"That's right!"
"Which entertainment company produced the children's program of Little Shennong Club?"
"Disney!" The two rushed to answer almost at the same time.
The host smiled, "Hawkeye replay!" I saw the voices of the two echo at a speed that slowed down N times......
"It's still the Guardian fast! Two to two! ”
In this way, the score kept going up alternately......
"The father of psychoanalysis, which country did Freud come from?"
"Australia!"
"Wrong, it's Austria! The other party adds points. ”
In the end, the boy in the middle wins, and the defender falls straight from the area where he is standing......
"Congratulations! Attack successful! Check out your first prize, a self-balancing scooter! ”
Meng Xiaofei and Pikachu glanced at each other!
"The hosts! If you win these gifts, you should be able to exchange them for meat, right? ”
"It should be!" Meng Xiaofei is also looking forward to it, with Duoduo skills, who can beat him when he plays this game? Can the human brain be compared to a computer?
"Then don't you sign up now! Master. ”
"How?"
"Shake it on WeChat!"
"I'll go! Bullying the needless, right? My phone is still green screen, where is the ghost WeChat? The text messages are all very aggrieved! ”
“…… Master, you are so poor that I am impressed! ”
"Get out! Don't hurry up and find a way! ”
"I'll leave the registration to me! Master, hurry up and prepare, when the time comes, the prize will be half for each of us? ”
"Seven or three at most!"
"Six open!"
"Deal!"
In the next time, Meng Xiaofei began to eat books non-stop, anyway, it was better to eat enough at one time, and eat the books related to the college entrance examination sent by Xiaoyu! Pikachu passed Meng Xiaofei's information to "One Stop to the End" through countless ways.
Of course, what does it mean for Meng Xiaofei to eat alone? He's going to have to find someone to "toast"! As a result, Pikachu and Meng Xiaofei, one man and one beast, have since lived by eating plant fibers, fillers, rubbers, pigments, etc......
It's really boring, the two will fight the landlord, and they have a lot of fun! The bet is on the distribution of prizes that have not yet been obtained, where can Pikachu play Meng Xiaofei, Meng Xiaofei's current methods are so fast that he can't even see them, when shuffling the cards, he can shuffle all the big kings and big cards into his hands at any time, and Pikachu, every time he can only get a hand of "phone number" cards, he hasn't even taken the flower card.
"The hosts! Are you out of the thousands? ”
"What the hell? Don't lose, don't admit it! What do you mean by a thousand? I've never heard of that word at all. ”
"Really?"
"Nonsense! Why lie to you about a pet? Do you think I'm idle? Still playing? Decide quickly! If you don't play, we'll open it on Ninety-One! ”
"Play! How not to play! Want to run if you win? Play all night! ”
"Forget it, a little bet! Big gambling hurts! Wait, don't lose all the hair! ”
"No! Overnight! ”
"Through your sister! The body is the capital of the revolution! Don't play anymore! Meng Xiaofei was afraid that Pikachu would see the clues, so he hurriedly proposed not to play...... No matter how Pikachu begged, Meng Xiaofei ignored it, he opened the correlation system, and he just hadn't seen Duo Li for a while, and he didn't know what the effect of the [Lifetime Transformation] skill was.
"Do you want to turn on the correlation 1 video?"
[Yes].
Video Connection......
In the picture, a charming figure, pink arms and thin legs, the figure is indescribably perfect, and he wears long black hair...... Just as Meng Xiaofei was about to adjust the angle to look at Duo Li's face, Duo Li seemed to realize something, a purple flash flashed by, Meng Xiaofei only felt that his eyes were illuminated by a huge searchlight, and his eyes were white.
"I'll go! Flashbang! Pikachu, I'm blind! Help me! Meng Xiaofei shouted and screamed.
Duoduo Planet Aircraft.
Duo Li looked around suspiciously, "Why do you feel that someone is spying on me?" But no matter how Duo Li checked, she didn't find anything unusual.
Ten minutes later, Meng Xiaofei's eyes saw again......
"Wow! The most poisonous woman's heart! I was almost crippled by her! It's ruthless. ”
"The hosts! Who gave you a voyeur? ”
"Who's peeping?" Meng Xiaofei realized how could Pikachu know that he had a voyeur...... Oh no! Is it a skill to build a relatable video?
"Pikachu! You give me an honest account! Do you know my secret? ”
"The hosts! I have established a master-servant relationship with you! When I grow a little more, we will be able to connect hearts and minds, and of course I will know what skills you have! ”
"I'll go! How can you peek into my diary! Oh no! Snooping on my secrets? You are violating our right to privacy! The death penalty is to be imposed! ”
"Don't think I don't know the laws of the earth! I just ate so many books, but I didn't eat them for nothing! Where is the death penalty for violating privacy? Moreover, the law is all about evidence! ”
"Yo! You're amazing! The tail is hard! Why don't you want to be a lawyer? You're going to make money to support me! ”
"I ......" Pikachu was speechless by Meng Xiaofei's reading.
"What are you? Do you know you look like a dog? Who would hire a dog to be a lawyer? Is it stupid? Do you have to spend money? How sick are you? There is no cure! ”
“……”