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Although the process is very filthy, although Seamus tries to comfort himself spiritually and says: "Isn't it just eating an octopus tentacle raw~"

And then he said that he should not be very honest, and he said that this is the case.

No matter how much Seamus comforted himself and hinted at himself, the thought of killing the teacher for the unforgivable crime he had committed against him, Seamus's body consciously developed a stress rejection reaction.

The so-called stress rejection reaction, its official medical name is nervous vomiting, also known as psychogenic vomiting or functional vomiting.

In the Glossary of Medical Terms, nervous vomiting refers to a group of mental disorders that spontaneously or deliberately induce recurrent vomiting, and vomit is just eaten food. The disease is not accompanied by other obvious symptoms, no obvious organic lesions as the basis, most patients have no fear of obesity and desire to lose weight, and a small number of patients have fear of gaining weight and weight loss thoughts, but there is no significant weight loss. It is more common in women than men and usually occurs in early and middle adulthood.

Well, women are more common than men, and judging from the appearance of Seamer's clothing at this time, this is a highlight rather than a point, because it is not the point.

What's the point?

The point is that Mr. Seamus skipped class on the first day of class after changing classes!

No, it may be too much to say that skipping class, because Seamer's reasons are fair and reasonable, after all, for a seriously unwell patient, it is too inhuman to have to go to class.

So, in the eyes of some classmates, regretful; In the envious eyes of some classmates; In some students, in the eyes of "I understand you";

Seamus went home with a shoulder bag on his back and a coat given by Mr. Uruma, with a pale face.

For some reason, the students in Class E had a feeling of "rabbit death and fox sadness", and even Teacher Yelena's English class was not very serious, and there were always people looking out of the window from time to time.

Looking at the trembling and slender figure walking down the hill, the weak footsteps were even more weak because they supported the swaying body, and the bleak back looked more and more lonely because of the grass and trees on the mountain, that 。。。。。。

Huh?

Seamer-san, what do you mean by that scissorhands?

Several students, led by Nagisa Shiota, stood up because of excitement, and they couldn't care about class, so they hurriedly squeezed to the window.

Akabane: "Hey! Teacher Biki, there are current criminals who are not serious about peeping in class~"

Teacher Yelena: "Don't call me Becky! And a few of you go back to your seats! ”

But the students turned a deaf ear to Yelena's words, because they saw that Seamus actually waved to them with a smug face.

Where is the slightest physical discomfort? This look couldn't be more spiritual.

"Hey, that, who's that?" Seamus shouted as he waved his hand.

Nagisa Shiota looked left and right, and pointed at himself with a look of disbelief: "Wow Daxi? ”

"That's right! Right! It's you. If the killing teacher comes back, help me bring him a message. In fact, Seamus didn't specifically refer to anyone, he just looked at whether anyone would respond to him, and if he responded, he asked that one.

So Nagisa Shioda, who was not deeply involved in the world, unfortunately took the bait: "What do you want me to say to him?" ”

"Tell him that if his salary is not enough to spend this month, I can invite him to eat takoyaki, the kind of "self-service" and "unlimited supply"~"

Although he didn't quite understand why Seamus said this, Nagisa still agreed: "Ahhhhh ”

"Thank you~" After speaking, Seamus turned around and hummed a minor tune and went down the mountain.

It stands to reason that if Seamus was just pretending to be sick, he couldn't leave early, but who let Teacher Kill and Teacher Uma not be there now?

If these two were there, they wouldn't have let Seamus leave so easily.

But the commotion caused by Simo made the hearts of the students in class E fluctuate, and also made Teacher Yelena a little overwhelmed, you must know that after the Mandarin class according to the class schedule, it should be a math class, and the English class is in this afternoon.

But because the teacher had to leave, the temporary notice was changed to an English class, and because of this, Teacher Yelena, who came in a hurry, had to deal with the problem of sick transfer students before she could figure out the situation.

After all, Seamus did vomit before, and the appearance of being weak and about to collapse was still very similar, and he even committed another "illness" in front of Teacher Yelena.

Although he didn't actually vomit anything other than water or gastric juice, because of the "proof" that the students had seen with their own eyes, and the colorful description, Teacher Elena believed Seamu's words and allowed him to go home and rest.

Acting school?

Of course not, an unfolded candy wrapper was lying quietly in Seamus's trouser pocket, it was the Weasley brothers' latest three-no product, truant candy.

Depending on the kind, the product can give users nosebleeds for no apparent reason; vomiting anytime, anywhere; High fever without warning.

Of course, because it's a three-no product? Side effects are also inevitable.

For example, the nosebleeds can't be stopped, for example, the bile vomited comes out and it doesn't stop, and for example, you can have a high fever and you can set your hair on fire~

"Is there no way around it? After all, we're not done yet. At present, the sale of this batch of goods is mainly to be able to recoup a part of the funds for the next stage of further research and development. I don't know if it's George or one of Fred's brothers, and he said with a look of course.

But the next second, he was crying, because Professor Verne had cleared their stockpile.

That's right, it wasn't George, well, it's possible that Fred said it to Seamus, but to Professor Verne.

The reason is that the professors found that there were suddenly more people taking leave from class for a period of time, and all of them were seriously ill who could go to St. Mungo for a day or two for observation and observation.

Professors aren't fools either! Of course, he knew that there was a problem, and Verne, who knew something well, came straight to the door and got all the stolen goods.

Originally, Joe Red。。。。。。

Originally, Fred still wanted to be close to Verne, reasonable, and emotional, but Verne didn't accept this at all.

Do you still need to complete the teaching task? Do you want your students' test scores? The pass rate is linked to the professor's performance bonus!

Therefore, the professor is also a human being, for the sake of salary, for the sake of milk powder money, he can not recognize his relatives.

As for why Seamus has? And there are no side effects after taking it? Then you have to ask the provider of the product, Professor Verne.

Look, how dirty the world of adults is~

And although the killing teacher looks like an octopus, he has all the dirty problems that adults should have, such as small money, small money, small money and so on.

Why? Why do you want to kill the teacher again?

Because Mr. Asano, who is kind to the chairman, is having a cordial and enthusiastic consultation with Mr. Kill about the "teaching accident that happened today in Class E of the third year, which caused a poor student to fall ill and leave early".

The content of the negotiation is: whether the salary of the teacher can be paid in full this month, and whether the salary of the next month, the salary of the next month, and the salary of the next month can be paid in full.

"Huh? Kill the teacher, why is your face yellow? "How could Chairman Asano, who had already received a hint from someone (well, it's Simo~), easily let go of killing the teacher.

"Huh? Yes, yes? ”

The lifeline was blocked, and the teacher desperately sweated with a tissue, and he forgot that his face was originally yellow.

As for the man behind the scenes, who had already walked out of school, he muttered on the way home: "IBM? Computer companies? ”

PS1: I'm using scattered timecode for this chapter.,Because I've been busy lately.,And I don't know when it's over.,So I can only say hello to everyone first.,One a day is certain.,But it's hard to say when it's released.。 In the past, I coded it first, and then revised the details before releasing it. Now I can only write when I'm done, when I'm posting, and then I'm busy with work. In other words, the time of the update is not fixed, but there must be every day, if there is really no time, I will say in advance, and I will forgive me when the time comes. If you find a typo, the sentence doesn't make sense, or something, please bear with me, and I'll revise it when I'm free. Well, that's all there is to say. I'm sorry, gentlemen, and thank you for your support.