"Chapter 8 Someone Jumped into the River Again"
When Meng Xiaofei woke up, it was the next morning. Just like yesterday, the first thing he worries about is the problem of the tail, and there is an extra cocked tail behind the buttocks, which is a trouble for anyone.
It seems that I can't go out today, turn on the TV, and it's morning news again.
Last night, another unknown man jumped into the river and disappeared into the surging river in an instant...... According to the water public security police again, they took a patrol boat to search for the waters under the bridge, but did not find the man who jumped off the bridge. Since the man did not leave any relics, identity information and contact information, the police are currently conducting further verification of his identity. Some viewers said that the man may also be molesting a beautiful woman and was surrounded, so he chose to jump into the river in desperation...... This station expresses its incomprehension of the god-like jumping incident that occurred for two consecutive days, and at the same time, it also appeals to the majority of young female friends not to travel alone at night......
"I'll go! Do you still tell the truth in your news? Who molested beautiful women? Dude looks like a woman who hasn't touched her hand even yet, let alone any beauty! Meng Xiaofei turned off the TV angrily, he was really hungry, he remembered that he seemed to have a few packs of instant noodles in his backpack, so he rummaged through his bag, and a few photos fell in response.
This is the photo taken by Meng Xiaofei in the Himalayas last time, and he was going to use it to deal with Xiaoyu, but Feng Kai saw the clues, which made him very embarrassed. Meng Xiaofei couldn't laugh or cry when he looked at these photos. However, when he turned to the last photo, he found something strange.
In the upper right corner of the photo, there seem to be two red flames in the clear blue sky! Meng Xiaofei immediately took out his camera and enlarged the original picture, "Hey, this seems to be ...... UFO? Or two? Meng Xiaofei was stunned, he remembered that Duo Kai and Duo Li told him that he had thrown their flying machine, and these photos were only taken a few minutes before he found the "pressure cooker lid", so that is to say, the flying machine in the photo did not belong to the Duo Li brothers and sisters, and the Duo Li brothers and sisters told him that the entire Duo Duo Planet only sent the two of them out for help! Could it be? Are there other aliens on Earth?
Meng Xiaofei thought about it, since there are aliens on the planet on the earth, it is not strange that there are other alien creatures, but ...... If the Duoduo planet is here to ask for help, then what other purposes do other aliens have for coming to Earth? There are alien creatures invading the planet Duoduo, will there also be alien creatures invading the earth in the future? He didn't dare to continue imagining, but one thing seemed to him to be sure, the strange thing that Grandpa Xiaoyu said must be this-UFO!
After repeated ideological struggles, Meng Xiaofei still mustered up the courage to send a text message to Xiaoyu.
"Xiaoyu, I'm Meng Xiaofei, I didn't do it on purpose last time, it's just that there were too many outsiders around you at that time, and there are some things that I can't disclose to me, are you alone now? I have something important to tell you. Meng Xiaofei looked at the content of the edited text message, nodded with satisfaction, and pressed send. This kind of information, since there is suspense and suspense, it can also save some face for the last thing, it is simply a triple win!
After waiting for a few minutes, the other party replied: "I'm alone now, what do you say?" ”
"I have a bold guess that the strange thing your grandfather saw should be ...... UFO! Meng Xiaofei originally wanted to sell it, but after thinking about it, forget it, in case people don't bird themselves at all, they will do it in vain.
After waiting for ten minutes, the other party still didn't reply, and Meng Xiaofei also gave up, after all, talking to people about this kind of unbelievable thing suddenly, it was enough to save face if they didn't isolate you as a mental patient.
But half an hour later, Meng Xiaofei's phone rang, and it was still Xiaoyu calling.
"Hey."
"Is it Meng Xiaofei? I'm Xiaoyu! I'd like to meet you if I can! Just the two of us. Location you about. ”
"Meet?" Meng Xiaofei is nervous, he has an extra tail now, where does he dare to walk around? So he hurriedly said, "Didn't you say no on the phone?" ”
"No! Where are you? I'll pick you up. ”
Meng Xiaofei told Xiaoyu the address of his home and cut off the phone for convenience.
Meng Xiaofei wandered around the room for a long time, and there was no other way to think about it, so he could only cut it! Let's talk about it after this level, just to see if it will grow a few centimeters longer after cutting the tail this time. With the first experience, Meng Xiaofei took the knife and fell without pretentiousness, and put the second tail in the refrigerator.
It may take some time for Xiaoyu to come over, so in order not to lose face when they meet for a while, Meng Xiaofei turned on the computer and began to popularize some knowledge about UFOs. But when you open the search engine, there are too many of these messages, how can you see it? Don't? Really eat the computer? Will that work? Meng Xiaofei didn't care so much, and bit down on the computer monitor......
"I'll go! This pit daddy's Duoduo star! Dude's teeth are falling out! How can you eat something so hard? Isn't this a trick! Meng Xiaofei licked the keyboard again, bit the mouse, and found that there was really no part he could eat.
"Eh~~! Why don't you print these out? It's much easier to eat A4 paper than it is to eat a computer! Meng Xiaofei began to implement this idea, he first tried to print a piece of UFO content, and then swallowed the still hot A4 paper with tears in his eyes. Then he silently recited the "Duoduo Skill" three times in his heart.
Bite! A blue screen appeared in his eyes, and he used his brain to directly control and click on the [Knowledge and Skills] option, and sure enough, a small white item similar to a text document appeared inside. Meng Xiaofei clicked on the small white item, and then a line of garbled characters appeared, with two choices: left and right. Meng Xiaofei naturally didn't know these alien characters, but this system was connected to his brain, and he could understand that what was written on it was, "Do you store this information?" "The left and right choices are, [Yes] and [Cancel].
Meng Xiaofei didn't think about it, he chose [Yes], and after a second, the small white items disappeared from the interface, and Meng Xiaofei could memorize the content just now.
"I see!" Meng Xiaofei tried a few more times, and he has completely mastered the basic operation of [knowledge and skills], according to this, he only needs to eat books or paper in the future, and he doesn't need to be a large electrical appliance at all! Not to mention eating a computer, it is estimated that a remote control will be stuck in the throat! Duo Li's brother and sister actually let him eat the plane, although he won't die if he dies, but eating the plane is more uncomfortable than death!
A few minutes later, Meng Xiaofei really couldn't eat, a stack of A4 printer paper was eaten by him, and he had more or less mastered the knowledge of UFOs in his head, he was ready to rest and wait for Xiaoyu to come and pick him up......