. What should you do if someone throws talcum powder on your eyes while you're being beaten?

I can give you a professional answer - lie down, bow over, hold your head and wait to be beaten!

There's no way around it, in this case, your combat power is almost useless, and the chance of reversing the counterattack is almost zero - you can't even see how people beat him?

Anyway, my kung fu has not yet been practiced to listen to the sound of the debate, this kind of skill is generally practiced by the blind, usually the eyes can see things, why practice this?

Hey, the dragon was played by shrimp in the shallows, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, this is the decline of heroes, this is the lament of the times, this is a tragedy!

If I pretend to wear sunglasses, I won't lose, if I close my eyes urgently, I won't lose back, if I kick him down directly and don't let him raise sand, I still won't lose but there is no what in this world, if I can never choose Li Bai No, if I can never, I will definitely knock them down cleanly - there is no one left!

"Aren't you pretty good?" Listening to the movement, it was the young man who was spit out by Hangzi, hey, feng shui takes turns, and this time it is the turn of people to count me down. "How did you lie down?"

I don't speak, you know the binaural effect, right? Although I can't reach the level of listening and arguing, but I can still estimate the same distance, I am silently calculating in my heart, if he is too close to me, I will definitely catch him and coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes!

Sure enough, this kid was inexperienced in the rivers and lakes, and he wanted to beat the water dog, and his voice was getting closer and closer to me: "You know how powerful we are this time, right?" Aren't you able to fight? How did we get yin? ”

Three, two, one out! One of my carps flipped up, grabbed him by the neck and shouted, "Stay away from me!" Otherwise, Lao Tzu will break his neck! Do you hear that? ”

There was no way, I couldn't see anything, I could only silently sense their movements, but with little effect, they also learned badly that the little young man in my hand didn't speak, there was silence around, and suddenly I heard a gust of wind, and I decisively dodged and dodged -! Someone sneak attacked!

"Stay away from me! Or I'll throw him into the lake!" After speaking, I tightened my hands, and the grandson probably ran out of breath, so I said to him, "Hurry up, let them go!" ”

"Get out! Get out! The young man said hoarsely, "You want to kill me!" Don't you see me holding it in someone's hand? ”

But I didn't plan to put the initiative on their heads, the stick on the back of the head just now was a bloody lesson, if I hadn't dodged just now, I guess I would have been lying on the ground now!

Call someone! This is my territory! It's a shame, but a hero can't suffer a loss in front of him!

I threw my head up and shouted, I couldn't get any more momentum now!

"Shura fought angrily for nine days, Shura Ye cremated the red lotus, a cloud-piercing arrow in the clear sky, and thousands of troops came to meet each other!"

Thanks to my loud voice, my voice went straight out two miles, and I hope my men can hear it

"Lao Zhang, did you hear Shura's command to pierce the clouds?" A man in black at the checkpoint smoked a cigarette and asked the man next to him.

The man next to him thought about it carefully, and hurriedly jumped up: "! Shura's cloud-piercing arrow? Hurriedly! Get! Nima! My own brother was bullied on his own turf! ”

The man in black who was smoking hurriedly pulled out the walkie-talkie: "Search all the way and find the person who sent Shura through the clouds!" ”

Nearly a hundred people stationed here moved like ants on a hot pot and began to search for them on small four-wheeled mountain bikes. The Shura Society is huge, and it is very likely that there will be things that do not meet and do not know each other - so for the convenience of asking for help, there are many internal common passwords in the Shura Society, although some of these passwords have been known to the outside, but those who use the Shura Order will be investigated if they do not dare to use it indiscriminately, and if you are not a member of the Shura Society, you will be severely punished - the circumstances are bad, and the consequences may even be lost.

These young people had never heard of what I was shouting, so they gathered around and sneered: "Big brother, you are really good, you still dare to recite poetry at this time?" Quite rhyming? Are you a star master, or an axe gang? A cloud-piercing sword has come out! What about Brother Chen? What about Fat Boy Satoshi? ”

I'm silent, although this order is a bit of a copycat, but it won't be complained about like this, right? This is the result of watching "Kung Fu" and gladly going to it, which is also a tribute! No, let's change the password in the future!

I smiled, let the little year in my hand breathe a sigh of relief, and continued: "That's okay, I'll change it!" Then he continued to pull his neck and shouted: "Half angel and half demon, laughing all over the people slaughtering gods and Buddhas, the corpse mountain and the sea of blood Yang Tian laughed, sad and lamentable!" Someone's coming! Your boss has been beaten! ”

This time my voice was louder, and the men in black followed my voice and found out who I was through the self-report door of my second paragraph. One by one, they rushed up: "Dragon's head! ”

I put down the frightened young man in my hand and waved my hand: "Hold them down for me!" It's so unsophisticated! Fight in a group and raise sand! Yang sand is obsessed with eyes! Let them talk to me! Get me some canola oil and wash my eyes! I can't see anything! ”

The men in black hurriedly took action, grabbed people, and looked for oil - sure enough, in the end, it became a group fight.

Rubbing my eyes vigorously, I opened them vigorously. It's okay, these kids use talcum powder, and if they want to use quicklime, I'll definitely scrap them, and I won't keep any of them!

I sat on the hood of my car and asked, "Is this time served?" Disagree and then find someone, this time I also learned smart, I first find 5,000 people to prepare, if you don't think it's enough, I'll be low-key from the outside, the three eastern provinces are all my people, how to play Let's draw the next road, nail to nail, Mao to Mao, if you want to say dead knock, you want to say that we play with the little rabbit cub of the text, with whom to learn? Playing so? ”

The young man said depressedly: "Big brother, take it!" Who are you? ”

I smiled and said, "Me? High School Teacher! Don't ask! This matter is over, after all, it's my buddy who is sorry for you, and I can't do it because of the reasoning, but you are looking for someone to raise sand and put me together, even if we are even, you take your Yangguan Road after you are even, I cross my single-plank bridge, and the well water does not violate the river water. What should I talk about when we meet next time we meet - I have a little money, show it to the buddy with a broken bone, if you look for me again if you are strict, there is no way to beat him, you can only be heavy-handed! ”

The young man didn't take my money, and said angrily: "You look down on me!" How can I, Huang Tiansheng, ask for your money when I come out to mix? I'll have to bear the burden of whoever I'm looking for! ”

I patted him on the shoulder, "Do something good, don't mess up - what do you think you can make with these people?" Honestly find something to do! I can see that your family is not bad for money, and if you are not bad for money, you can't mess around, okay, then I've said this, which step you hear is your business. ”

Xiao Young hurriedly said, "Big brother! I'm going to mess with you! I can see that you have a very high status in the rivers and lakes, and I will definitely be able to get ahead if I mess with you! ”

I laughed miserably: "Pull down!" Don't mind! I'm just going to have enough to eat! Besides, I'm not a social person, so I told you - I'm just a high school teacher, if you really want to mix, I can recommend someone to you, Chen Xuandao, how about it? ”

"Do you know Brother Dao?" The young man asked in surprise.

"He used to be my little brother, and now he's mixed up, and I'm retired! But your body is a little bit worse to practice martial arts, practice sanda is also successful, you are not even a minion now, you can't mix the society by raising sand like this, you can come here to practice with this gang of black clothes when you have time, as long as you can win any one, I recommend you to Chen Xuandao, how about it? I touched my chin and said, I can see that this unlucky boy is bent on going underground, since I can't stop it, I will recommend him a good future.

The young man's eyes immediately glowed green, and I added, "Come and challenge them, but the tickets will be paid - I came in to buy tickets, and you have to buy them too, you can't break the rules!" ”

Plopped, and the young man fell to the ground