(1) One day, Yuanqiu protested to Du Yixuan: "Grandfather! Why did my mother name me Yuanqiu! Don't call it a ball! ”

Du Yixuan touched his chubby cheek dotingly, thinking, who made you fatter when you were born! But he still comforted him: "The round ball is also very good, not to mention that this is your milk name, don't count." ”

"Since it's not counting, can I change it?" The abacus in Yuanqiu's heart slipped away!

Du Yixuan said: "Then I can't be the master, you go and ask your mother." ”

The round ball crawled and rolled all kinds of begging to let go.

(2) Yuanqiu came back from school one day and said to his mother with great interest: "Mother, I saw my father on the road!" ”

His mother said: "Good son, you can't just recognize your father." ”

His own son didn't know what was going on, so he confessed to his father all day long, and he went home to collect it when he was done.

Li Yuwei said that she had a headache and sought medical advice everywhere, hoping that her son's face blindness would get better as soon as possible.

(3) Yuanqiu has a headache, just because he entered the palace with his mother once during the palace banquet, who admits to being targeted by Li Ao, and follows his ass all day long, although it is very fashionable to have a future emperor as a follower, but he is really distressed!

Obviously he is younger than himself, but Yuanqiu has to call him uncle! But this little uncle called him Yuanqiu with his mother!

He doesn't call the ball! His name is Gu Yiyao! Say the important thing three times!

I saw a round and pink child sitting on the front steps of the door, solemnly folding his hands and counting, "once, twice, three times...... Hey, how many times did I just say that? ”

(4) Yuanqiu learned the god skill of flirting with his sister when he was very young, even if he saw a fair-skinned and beautiful little palace maid, he could smile at others for a long time, and then pester people to hug him, although the palace maids were happy to hug this smiling little lucky star, but Li Yuwei still felt extremely embarrassed. I can't say why, but I think my son's mysterious smile is a little dazzling.

One day, she talked to Gu Che about this issue, but Gu Che said hehehehe: "How good is this, it's good to attract people, or how to find you a daughter-in-law!" ”

She suddenly darkened her face and snorted coldly, "Just like you, right?" Recruit bees and butterflies all day long! ”

Gu Che hurriedly admitted his mistake, who knew that the more he coaxed, the bigger the matter, seeing that Li Yuwei's tears were about to fall, Gu Che carried the person and went to the side without saying a word.

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