Chapter 0414 - I'm sorry for the audience if you don't jump!
Chapter 0414 - I'm sorry for the audience if you don't jump!
Burst......
Lin Feng instantly felt that there was really a lack of love in this world!
Can't people talk to each other well?
Besides, this woman, it's really grinding, it's been so long, and she's still shouting death, death, can't you be sharp?
is going to die, and he even thinks he died in the same place as her?
it!
"You are still dead, if you don't die, get out of the way, let me die first!"
Lin Feng said a word, and everyone, including this woman, was forced. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
This line ...... Throughout the entire history of jumping off the building, it seems that I have never heard of it!
"You can't help it, young man!"
"Yes, boy, you're still young!"
"Young man, if you don't think the insurance can be sold, if you come down, we will buy a few copies at will, won't you have a performance, you have to think about it in case of trouble!"
The group of people called an excited ...... Uh, that's a misnomer, it's called a crowd of rage!
Lin Feng's mouth twitched, Nima, the ghost believes you! If I go down, you will lock me up as a psychopath, if you really have the kind heart to buy insurance, why don't you just say it?
Belch...... It seems that I didn't sell it just now.
That's not the point, though.
The point is that he didn't come to die.
"Don't persuade me! This woman has repeatedly provoked me with words, I don't want to live anymore! Please tell this woman on the side for me that I died for her! ”
Ha?
What the hell this is!
Yang Fengjiaomei was so stunned that her eyes didn't pop out.
This line ......
This last word?
Why does it sound so familiar!
Think about the two sentences I just said - I don't want to live anymore, please tell Lin Feng for me, I died for him!
- Nima, even the last words were plagiarized!
Oh no!
And "tell this woman next to me for me"?
She was standing next to him, did she still need to tell?
What tricks does this dead insurance seller want to play?
"What are you doing!" Facing Yang Fengjiao's speechless face, Lin Feng rolled his eyes, "Don't think I'm handsome, don't think that you don't have to pay taxes to see a handsome guy, don't think that if you want to die, you can stare at this handsome guy's handsome face unscrupulously!" I can tell you, look, look, look, I will never shout indecent! ”
I saw this slut stretching his neck and biting the duck...... Well, if a duck is going to bite like a goose, stretching its neck and saying a word is like a step closer to this dying woman.
And Yang Fengjiao didn't even notice that this kid walked to her side while talking, and she didn't think about what to do if she approached her to save herself at this hour, and was directly asked by this string of stinky words!
And below, when those people first heard Lin Feng's narcissistic words, they almost didn't vomit all the food they ate.
But the more you look at it, the more it doesn't happen.
"Isn't this young man going to jump off a building?"
"Then why did he still lean towards the woman little by little?"
"That's right...... Yikes! I remembered that he must have wanted to use his beauty to attract that woman, and then give her hope! A chubby nymphomaniac, with a smile on his face that trembled, and his face couldn't help but turn a little crimson, as if the "insurance seller" was talking to her.
"......" handed it over with a circle of white eyes.
But as soon as the fat woman shouted, they felt as if it was really like that!
……
Look at those policemen again, they are forced!
They sent so many people to go up and save the woman, but before they could climb to the top floor, they were discovered by this woman, and then they were very emotional and drank those rescuers back, but how did that kid go up?
They didn't even find out!
On the roof of the building, Lin Feng said a bunch of words, and stood on the side of the woman, and the woman quarreled with Lin Feng like this......
I didn't say anything - if I dared to come over, I would jump off immediately.
The world is truly magical...... This must be the emotion in the hearts of all rescuers.
If you don't say how can people sell insurance!
The insurance seller eats this meal, always unknowingly letting people fall into their trap, and after spending the money, they have to thank others.
Just like this woman, she didn't reject Lin Feng who was approaching her...... Well, to be honest, the scolding is quite fierce.
"One more word, and I'll jump off with you!"
Lin Feng roared, and the woman instantly closed her mouth, looking at Lin Feng tremblingly, her upper and lower teeth shuddering.
Don't really say it, this cruel word actually worked!
The woman really didn't say a word...... Well, to be honest, it didn't take more than ten seconds.
"Hug me! Hug it! The woman came up with her chest straight.
Facing the murder weapon handed over, Lin Feng could only take two steps back, "I'll sue you, I can really jump." ”
"Jump, you jump! Dead sellers of insurance, did you buy insurance before jumping off the building! ”
"......" Lin Feng was speechless for a while, this woman actually used her own lines.
"You forced me!"
After saying this, Lin Feng didn't think about it, stepped forward and pulled the woman out of the railing directly.
"Ah...... Don't jump, boy! ”
A scream woke up the audience who were watching the compulsion.
I'll go!
I've seen a lot of fun, and I'm not afraid of big things, and I've never seen someone jumping off a building to get involved.
Originally, they thought that the young man had gone up just to get close to the woman so that he could carry her down. And then look at the situation.
Is this Nima really jumping?
Looking at the protective fence that was getting closer and closer to her, the woman felt a palpitation for no reason. It's been more than ten minutes since I shouted for death, and the resentment in my heart has almost been vented, and I no longer want to die so "urgently" at this time.
But......
This madman!
actually dragged himself to seek death little by little, still saying in his mouth, you forced me, I died for you...... Words of this kind.
Yang Fengjiao struggled desperately, but even if she was a woman on the verge of life and death, she couldn't compare to Lin Feng's strength, and she couldn't struggle at all.
"You dead insurance seller, you crazy man, let me go! I don't want to die! ”
"Don't want to die?" A playful smile flashed in Lin Feng's eyes, "How can that work!" The foreplay is enough, if you don't die, how can you be worthy of the hundreds of viewers below? How can you be worthy of so many journalists? Take 10,000 steps back and say, how can you be worthy of me! ”
Astound.
Panicky.
Unbelievable.
Yang Fengjiao's eyes widened and she looked at Lin Feng deadly, this guy shouldn't be a psychopath!
But before she could figure it out, she only felt her body light, and then she heard a sentence from hundreds of people directly below her at the same time:
"Ahh Jump off, get out of the way! ”
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(To be continued.) )