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"Brother, hurry up and run two laps, it's best to run all the way back to the tunzi from here, until you sweat, and completely get rid of the cold in your body." Li Xiaopang patted him on the shoulder, and his attitude was very close. That's right, Gao Dazhuang used his practical actions to conquer everyone present.

Of course, it also includes the tall and strong girl, she held the tall and strong arm, and the two of them ran together in the direction of the black blind man. Li Da looked at their backs and said twice: "Tonight, I'll call Da Zhuang to sleep in the west house of our house, what a good boy——"

Li Da understands that there are only two people in the family, and he usually sleeps in the east house, so the west house has been empty, listening to his meaning, it is obvious that he intends to match this pair. Li Xiaopang also smiled evilly: "Then we have to listen to the window." ”

Everyone laughed, then packed up their things and returned triumphantly. Originally, the fish were to be pulled in horse-drawn carts. However, the enthusiasm of the travelers was too high, and one person carried a straight and straight big fish, and this photo later became the most famous propaganda poster for the black blind man's winter fishing.

Although it is said that there is no money, but the travelers are not bad for money, and it is okay to eat and drink for nothing here, and if you take it for nothing, you really don't want to go, so in the end, you still have three and five of him, and I made up nearly 10,000 yuan and stuffed it to the village chief's uncle.

Holding a thick pile of RMB, the village chief's uncle was also a little confused: it turns out that there is so much money for tourism!

When they entered the village, several comrades in the county slapped their thighs: they almost forgot about their business, so they first pulled Li Xiaopang to the village committee.

Li Xiaopang was carrying a big carp in his hand, still red-haired, and the golden-red scales were particularly beautiful, and he shouted when he entered the door: "What's the matter, I still go home to stew fish!" ”

Looking at the big carp, the people of the expedition team involuntarily swallowed and smeared, they still ate bud rice porridge and pickles for breakfast, and they all felt that there was a smell of big ballast when they spoke with one mouth.

Thinking about the fact that people are big fish and meat all day long, such a steady person as Academician Wu is a little psychologically unbalanced, and he finally put on a straight face: "Comrade Xiao Li, please keep it serious, scientific investigation is a first-class and sacred work, we are here on behalf of the country, I hope you cooperate with our work, this is also the obligation of a citizen." Otherwise, we have the right to impose coercive measures against you! ”

Is it finally time to pull down your face-Li Xiaopang didn't care, and found a bench to sit opposite Academician Wu: "We signed a contract with Professor Wang at that time, and we are only responsible for him." Professor Wang told us that he also came on behalf of the country. ”

The contract had been drawn up a long time ago, and it was kept on the side of the village committee, written clearly in black and white, with Professor Wang's signature and the handprints of Li Xiaopang and Uncle Biao. The red handprint stabbed Academician Wu's eyes a little painfully. He enlightened Li Xiaopang in a serious manner, and talked for more than half an hour, and when he felt dry and was about to drink saliva to moisten his throat, he found that the little fat man opposite had already snored softly.

You are a pig - Academician Wu signaled to the comrades of the Public Security Bureau with his eyes: Go to the means!

was forced to be helpless, the comrades of the Public Security Bureau had no choice but to wake people up, Li Xiaopang wiped the corners of his mouth: "Hehe, for the winter catch, I got up a little early today - what, where did I talk about it just now, I will recognize Lao Wang!" ”

The comrades of the Public Security Bureau also began to reason with this brainless presentation of facts, that fossils belong to the state, and individuals have no right to keep them, and must hand them over.

"I don't want it, a whole lot of bones are put at home, weird panic, I mainly keep it for Lao Wang, doesn't Lao Wang represent the country?" Li Xiaopang also spoke eloquently, so that the comrades of the Public Security Bureau also took him, this guy didn't eat oil and salt, and he didn't dare to really arrest people.

The matter has come to this point, and it can only be used strongly. Academician Wu was heartbroken and directly ordered the people of the Public Security Bureau to conduct a search. He's going to find those fossils anyway. As for whether the means used are glorious or not, when they are successful, who will remember this!

The comrades of the public security bureau were very embarrassed: This kind of large-scale search must be applied to the bureau, and they have only three or two big cats and small cats, but they are afraid that they will not be able to control the field, and if a mass incident is triggered, it will be difficult to peel the skin.

"It's okay, you can search it, we people in the black blind tun are more honest. I have to go home and stew fish. Li Xiaopang didn't have the leisure to rely on them blindly in this root, and directly carried the big carp home. Academician Wu didn't dare to slack off when he saw it, so he glanced at Xiao Zhang, who followed closely behind Li Xiaopang to prevent him from making any small moves.

Honest? How can the comrades of the Public Security Bureau listen to this, it is all backwords, the black blind people are well-known for their fierce demeanor, not to mention others, it is the two who dare to go into the water for winter swimming, what can't they do?

To be on the safe side, it's better to report. Suffering from the lack of phone calls here, I had to send two people back to move the rescuers.

Li Xiaopang came home in a hurry, and was just about to clean up the fish, but was called to the old fish head's house by Sister Lin, who had already set up several tables, all waiting to eat the whole fish feast.

When it comes to the craft of making fish, Uncle Lao Yu is of course the crown of the black blind man, and after a while, the dishes will be served one after another.

What the hell? The travelers used chopsticks to pull the contents of the plate, and there was a loud noise. This thing was obviously blown up, curled into a ball, and I couldn't tell what material it was made of.

It was Sister Lin, a foodie, who was the first to get off the chopsticks, and threw one into her mouth, which was crispy and crispy, mixed with the aroma of salt and pepper, and the rich umami. After blinking her eyes for a long time, Sister Lin asked weakly: "This can't be fish scales, right?" ”

"Haha, that's right, it's the scales of a big carp!" Aunt Lao Yu brought the food to the table and responded casually. The scales of the carp are relatively large, so after cleaning, they are dried and fried in hot oil, and they are rolled immediately because they are thick in the middle and thin on the edges.

I really haven't tasted this thing, everyone has chopsticks, and it is really crispy and fragrant, and it has a unique flavor. How else to call it a whole fish feast, there is no waste of things.

Looking at the second dish served, everyone's eyes were a little straight: What is this?

Someone tasted it, it was very squeaky and strong, a bit of a cold salad stinging head, and only after listening to Li Da's explanation did he know that it was cold fish skin.

Subsequently, stir-fried fish intestines, braised fish maw, vinegared fish belly, steamed fish balls, etc. were served one after another, and sure enough, they were all materials on the fish, but there was no fish shadow. Everyone praised while eating, they have seen the world, and they have been in many restaurants, but it is the first time to taste such a unique flavor.

On the one hand, Uncle Yu didn't have any skills, and on the other hand, thanks to the water quality in the bubbles, the fish raised are not many grades higher than the fish on the market. And some dishes have to be big fish. It's like fish maw and fish intestines, which are one or two catties of small fish, and they can't be eaten at all.

At the end, I finally saw the fish: the big head of the fathead fish, half a fish head is a big pot. The table full of fish, there is nothing precious, such as aohua and the like, but everyone applauds again and again, and they are noisy, and they have never eaten such delicious fish.

"This whole fish feast is not easy!" The oldest among the travelers is a man in his forties, whose online name is Lao Yu of the countryside, and after he took a plate of dishes, he stood up to toast Uncle Yu.

After doing a while, the old man in the countryside invited Uncle Yu to work in his big hotel with a sincere face, and offered a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan on the spot. Even after netizens heard the name of the big hotel, they also secretly said: It is too famous in the provincial capital.

"The main thing is that the fish in our bubbles are good." Uncle Yu was also very energetic today, and he also picked up his wine glass, "Thank you, brother, you can afford me, but I know best how many catties I have, just like fish can't do without water, and I can't do without these bubbles." In the words of your city, the Seven Star Bubble is the source of my life! ”

Well, led by the village chief's uncle, the people of the Black Blind Tun all raised their glasses, for them, why not be the case, the Black Blind Tun is the source of their life.

Although he was slightly disappointed, the village old Yu still reached an agreement with Black Blind Zitun to provide ingredients for his big hotel. Considering that the bubble still needs time to recover, Li Xiaopang didn't dare to promise too much, a hundred catties a week, this is already the end.

The quantity is not much, but the price is good, 100 catties of fish for 2,000 yuan, there is income every week, and it can be regarded as a long stream. This fund is very beneficial to the development of cooperatives. After all, so far, the stall has been fully rolled out, but the input is small.

Because both the buyer and the seller were satisfied, the meal ended happily. After eating, Li Xiaopang remembered a stubble: "Why didn't you see the tall and strong shadow?" ”

"It must be holding a flower candle in the beauty cave room!" The travelers also followed suit, taking advantage of the wine, and some people were going to go to the cave house.

In the end, he was stopped by Li Daming: "My daughter-in-law said that Da Zhuang drank too much, and when he returned to the house, he fell asleep, and he couldn't wake up." The Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and this stupid boy dropped the chain at a critical moment. ”

Everyone began to coax when they heard this, and Sister Lin's face turned red: What kind of people are these, I really regret bringing them out-

When the end of the field ended, the village chief's uncle said that his family would kill the pig tomorrow and asked everyone to stay for another day. Although these people often eat pork, they have never seen a pig slaughtered, so they readily agreed.

Li Xiaopang also drank a little too much, hummed and grinned to get home, and asked when he sat on the kang and drank tea: "What about the three monkeys?" ”

"Maybe I'm going to Little Grid's house, right?" Old man Wu answered, and everyone didn't care, and lay down to sleep one after another.

They didn't know that Monkey San didn't go to Xiao Gezi's house, but slipped into Li Daming's house, and went to Westinghouse. After tasting the chocolate, Monkey San liked this thing, so he stared at the tall and strong girl.

This girl's big name is Xu Zhenzhen, and after returning to Tun with Gao Dazhuang, Comrade Xiao Gao was so drunk that he didn't even take off his clothes, and he fell asleep on the kang.

As the so-called lover is out of Xi Shi, Xu Zhenzhen looked at the tall and strong is more and more pleasing to the eye, and simply took off the clothes of the two people, and then got into a quilt.

Tall and strong in a daze, he finally found the source of happiness. When he woke up, he realized what had happened, which was called an excitement, and soon the two of them began to pound in the bed again.

Chirp - the monkey three have been waiting for a long time, but these two people were stunned and didn't see its great god, so they had to speak out to show their existence.

When the two people on the kang heard the movement, they panicked and hurriedly covered the quilt, and then saw Monkey San squatting on the lid of the cabinet, staring at them with round eyes. Xu Zhenzhen was so ashamed that he pulled the quilt to cover his head, but as a result, his tall and sturdy ass was exposed.

The tall and strong man stood for a long time before such a sentence came out: "Monkey San, you didn't record just now, did you?" ”

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