Chapter 105: Murder and Goods
No matter what world it is in, it is now known as the hottest next-generation game post-nuclear era, and fighting monsters and upgrading equipment will always be a constant topic. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
In the game, I want to break into the inner circle of those sluts and build a good relationship, so I have to become a game master, right? Don't mention anything else, let's practice the level first.
But in the novice village, a certain woman encountered a great humiliation, yes, it was a super boss in the novice village, after being abused and killed n times.
A certain woman finally became popular, deleted the role, and applied for a new priest's number, okay! All skill points are added to HP and Intelligence.
"Finally, I can finally have a hard anus with you......"
Outside the game, looking at the super thick blood bar, from time to time to give yourself a mouthful of milk and then fight the boss, a certain woman said with a little sob.
Not for anything else.,It's because the designers of this boss are too cheap.,Every time you kill a character.,,Will taunt each other on the corpse.。
If anyone were here, they would definitely see such an interesting scene, a priest is playing a boss, and the boss is also fighting a priest.
The point is that no one can kill anyone! Or is it the kind of priest who is being abused unilaterally, anyway, does this player have a hole in his head?
In the real world, after a man turned on the computer, he also clicked on his live broadcast room by the way, yes, live broadcast is his profession and his daily routine.
While chatting with the water friends, the man entered the game, which was a large number of more than ninety levels, and in the entire post-nuclear world, it was already a half-step step into the ranks of the masters of the heavenly list.
"Hello, how about teaching everyone how to brush that level eighty copy today?" Speaking into the microphone, the male anchor said to the audience off-screen.
"Haha, Youfeng is with you! But it's also boring to watch you brush the level every day. ”
The words on the barrage got a response from many people after a while, and the man who thought about the Spiegel Youfeng anchor said: "Then how about we go to the novice village to pretend to be abused?" ”
"Damn, the anchor is so shameless, but I like it."
"666 just likes to watch anchors abuse vegetables."
After seeing that most people agreed, Youfeng was also decisive, and used a teleportation scroll on the spot, and after a white light, he came to the novice village.
Looking at the novice village, which is now a little sparse, Youfeng sighed a little, when, he also went out from here, until now he has become a master.
Wandering around the novice village, enjoying the envy and admiration of novice players, before Youfeng sighed, near the refresh location of a monster, he saw a scene that almost made him squirt.
"Tsk, it's really strange that there are many things every year, and there are a lot of them today!"
"Let's take a look, too! Joy, joy. ”
With that, Youfeng turned the camera to the place where the monster spawned, where there was a priest named "Baby's Bitter Heart", who was grinding his blood skin with the boss.
After a pause, the barrage in Youfeng's live broadcast room exploded instantly, mixed with gifts from the audience, looking at the content above, most of them were laughing expressions.
"Wowhaha, this baby is indeed bitter enough, it seems that 6 can't do it."
"Tsk, Bloodcow Priest? New routines get. ”
"Youfeng anchor, you're on it! Let the rookies see what it means to play high. ”
Looking at the requests of the sailors, Youfeng did not act immediately, but clicked on Su Xiaoci's game account, and then began to send messages and chat.
"Hey, I'll tell you that the baby is bitter in his heart, the game is not played like this."
Off-screen, when she saw a private message, a certain woman was stunned, but seeing that the boss couldn't beat herself anyway, she replied to him by the way.
"Oh? So what do you say? Can't I have fun by myself? ”
“……”
After choking for a while, Youfeng can't refute anything, game! People just have fun, and they really can't care about it.
It's just in the mood of teaching rookies, Youfeng still explained carefully there, "Hehe, I'm a good player, let me tell you, generally speaking, priests have to cooperate with teammates......"
What the? High play? Who cares about him! A certain woman thinks it's okay to honestly brush her boss, but she didn't see that the boss has been worn off by herself Almost a third of the blood?
After five minutes, "the pastor is going to stand in the back row......"
Ten Minutes Later, "The Pastor Must Learn to Resurrect ......"
Looking at the private messages on the screen one after another, a certain woman only felt that her head was about to blow up, "Grandma, a bear, and you're still playing, you're an annoying ****, right?" ”
Su Xiaoci, who couldn't stand it, finally replied to Youfeng with a message, "I said **** brother, can you not bb?" If you have the ability, you can do it! ”
"Testicles, **** ???" Hey, no, brother, I'm not the **** anymore, Youfeng, who was live broadcasting the whole process, suddenly had an ominous premonition.
glanced at the barrage, and saw that the barrage on it exploded again, without exception, they all gave him the nickname of ****, yes, I will call him the **** anchor in the future.
"Okay, okay, I'm on, right? Okay, I'll let you see what **** is called, cough cough, play high ......"
Saying that, Youfeng has already controlled the game character to come out, and the equipment that is shining golden and cool to the extreme is really shaking the eyes of a certain woman outside the screen.
"Hey, **** brother, wait, this boss is mine! You can't fight. Looking at the boss who had only half of his blood left, Su Xiaoci hurriedly typed and said.
It's just that Youfeng will listen to her! After throwing a gorgeous skill casually, the boss gave him seconds, and at the end, he also manipulated the character to make various expressions.
"Huh? What's going on? Who's going to trade with me? Just wanted to show off, a transaction information box popped up, and after looking at it, it was actually the little rookie who was bitter in the baby's heart.
"Hey! What do you want to do? I don't want anything from the Newbie Village. "It's true, how can Youfeng, who is already in his nineties, look at the things of the novice village, and it's too troublesome to put them in a backpack.
"What are you doing? It's strange that you killed me, I didn't get a penny of experience, now hurry up and give me that equipment. ”
Looking at the information, Youfeng noticed that a very rare blue suit actually broke out under his feet, and he couldn't use it.
After thinking about it for a while, Youfeng didn't come back to Xiaoci, but asked himself the audience, "Hehe, the super rare blue suit, do you want it?" Just swipe for a gift. ”
Seeing that there was no message reply on the information box, and the equipment was put away by the other party, Su Xiaoci didn't do it, and copied the baton to go up.
It's just that what she didn't expect was that this was in the wild, and with that stick, the passive rebound skills of players at more than ninety levels directly gave a certain woman seconds.
“……”
"Huh? Did something just happen? ”
Youfeng didn't pay attention, but the audience outside the live broadcast room laughed, a large wave of 666, rookie Oh, where did you get the courage to attack a high player?
On the other side, looking at the character who was reborn at the resurrection point, a certain woman was stunned, and when she saw that she was killed by a player named "Youfeng Youyu".
Su Xiaoci was even in the mood to smash the computer for a moment, "Mom! Even if you rob the monster, you can endure it without equipment, but I didn't expect to kill even people, this hatred is not shared!! ”
After coming to that place in a hurry, looking at the so-called ****, a certain female message didn't call, but directly opened the microphone.
"Okay, you're a good wind and rain, killing people and goods, right? Okay, there's a kind of you waiting here, I'm going to call someone. ”
“……”
After being speechless for a while, listening to the voice, it was still a cute girl, Youfeng laughed, "Haha, call someone, right?" Okay, I'll wait for you. ”
Anyway, it's all live broadcast to pass the time, and at the request of the audience, everyone also wants to see what kind of person this girl named "Baby's Heart is Bitter" will call to be able to anal Youfeng, a master of more than 90 levels.
After a while, Su Xiaoci's game character showed a state of hang-up, looking at the bloody priest, Youfeng suddenly felt that if he could see her in reality.
Maybe it's going to be a cute cute girl! (To be continued.) )