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Watching the car disappear blankly, my wife walked away with other men in a luxury car...... That feeling, you can imagine.

Fortunately, in the past year, Wang Shuai has read a lot of chicken soup for the soul every morning, and while going back to the dormitory, he comforted himself: "It's okay, it's okay, maybe it's because I'm wearing glasses and my face is a little swollen, so my wife didn't recognize it." ”

But how did Wang Shuai know that most of the things written in the book are deceptive, just like some poets, they themselves are so poor that they can't even afford instant noodles, but they still have to tell you that "facing the sea, the spring flowers are blooming".

Somewhat depressed, Wang Shuai came downstairs to the teacher's dormitory.

"Handsome guy?"

A voice came from the left, Wang Shuai raised his head a little woodenly, and found that it was a big mouth.

"These days, why can't I hear you pronounce those meaty words in the morning." The big mouth seemed to have slipped out of the room, and he didn't even take off his white chef's clothes.

With his mouth open, he walked up to Wang Shuai and saw that his face was very different from usual.

"Yo? Face what's wrong with this? ”

Wang Shuai didn't have the heart to talk to him now, and said, "I accidentally bumped into it." ”

"After you fell, you hit the ground with your face first, right?" Big mouth Zhang and Wang Shuai have a lot of quarrels on weekdays, and when they get the opportunity today, where would they let Wang Shuai go so easily, "Hey, I said, we haven't married a daughter-in-law yet, you have to protect your face, this is a face-looking society." ”

Wang Shuai was a little tired, he really didn't want to talk about it with his mouth open, so he ignored him and wanted to go upstairs when he stepped forward.

Today, Wang Shuai's behavior was too abnormal in the eyes of the big mouth, and he walked in front of Wang Shuai at once.

"No, you guy, there's something on your mind, right? What's the matter, say it and let Uncle Sanshui help you with your staff? ”

"You?"

"Yes, don't look at me and I don't read much, but as the saying goes, three stinkers are Zhuge Liang, one is short, and two are long, isn't it? If there is anything that is uncomfortable in your heart, you name it, and I can help you sum it up. ”

Wang Shuai is indeed holding back a lot of words in his stomach now, he can't say it to his family, and he doesn't have a chance to say it to Qin Xuan, he is about to explode.

He looked at the big mouth open, did he really want to tell him what was in his heart?

"Come on, let's find a place to talk slowly," the big mouth opened and grabbed Wang Shuai and walked out, "Also, I have something beautiful for you to see." ”

"Where are you going?"

Pulled by the big mouth, the two came to a café under the student dormitory.

"What are you doing here?" Wang Shuai looked at the students inside and frowned.

The big mouth opened and laughed: "You scholars, aren't you all good at this." Besides, we can't talk on the road, can we? Don't worry, I'm in for a treat today. ”

With that, he pushed the door open and walked in.

Wang Shuai followed helplessly, unexpectedly, he had reached the point of letting a cook comfort him.

This café, whether it is decoration or area, naturally cannot be compared with those outside the school, but it is cheaper and can be afforded by poor students.

"Boss, two cups of coffee." As soon as he entered, his mouth opened and shouted, attracting the attention of the others in the café.

Wang Shuai walked into it, and the light dimmed a little. The small space is divided into several small private rooms. It was not yet noon, and the students had not yet returned, so there were only three or four people scattered in the café.

"Come, sit here." The big mouth opened in a remote private room to greet Wang Shuai.

Wang Shuai walked over, and the proprietress of the café came over: "What do you want to drink?" ”

"Uh...... Come here, of course, it's He Coffee. The big mouth opened for a moment.

The proprietress smiled slightly: "I mean, what kind of coffee do you drink?" Milk or sugar? ”

"It's so troublesome, let's let him order it."

Wang Shuai said: "Two cups of black coffee." ”

"Wait a minute, both of you."

After the proprietress left, the big mouth opened her mouth and mysteriously took out her mobile phone and said, "I'll let you see something." ”

As he spoke, after a few clicks, a video was opened.

"Look at it."

"What's so nice about this." Wang Shuai thought that he was showing himself something like a funny video, so he was not interested.

"Look at it, look at it."

Under the enthusiastic invitation of Big Mouth, Wang Shuai finally glanced at the mobile phone, but immediately, his real face changed, and he instantly snatched the mobile phone from Big Mouth's hand.

What is playing on the mobile phone is the "Crazy Adventure of Lonely Men and Women in the Wild Woods of Tianjing University" that has gone viral among Tianjing University in the past few days.

Although the photographer was from another angle, Wang Shuai still recognized the person in the video at once.

The video quickly finished playing, and Wang Shuai began to browse the replies and comments below. Now, he finally figured out why Shang Xiaoxiao went to the dormitory to fight with him.

"How? Interesting, right? "I can't imagine that these students are so bold now, doing that kind of thing in the woods in broad daylight...... But speaking of which, this little girl is really beautiful, as a teacher, don't you care if something like this happens in school? ”

"What's going on? You are talking nonsense here. Wang Shuai's emotions were a little excited.

The big mouth opened and said: "Look at the comments below, haven't you said everything?" ”

"Does what they say have to be true?" Wang Shuai slapped the table, "Everyone is the same!" ”

"What clouds?"

"Forget it! You just have to remember that if you talk nonsense without evidence, it is a rumor-mongering, the country has a law, and spreading rumors on the Internet will be sentenced! ”

"Isn't it? So serious? The big mouth opened in surprise, "Hmph, so what, anyway, I'm not the only one saying it, how do you say something?" Oh, by the way, the name is not to blame! ”

"Forget it, why are we discussing this, it's none of our business." Big Mouth Zhang continued, "Come on, tell me about you, it seems that you have a lot of trouble, and you are in trouble?" ”

Seeing those remarks on the Internet, Wang was handsome, but his mind was not on this for the time being.

"Say it."

Seeing that Wang Shuai was stunned there and didn't speak, his big mouth opened for a while.

Wang Shuai finally spoke, and said, "You say, a woman, with you to get a certificate, does she love you?" ”

"Get a license? What certificate? Marriage license? ”

Wang Shuai nodded.

The big mouth opened his arms and folded them in front of his chest, and said with a smile: "Haha, this question, you asked me, it can be regarded as the right person." Although my knowledge is not as good as yours, after all, I am also a person from the past, and I always know more about this than you. ”

"Coffee for two, please use it slowly."

When the coffee came up, the two of them didn't care about drinking it, so they opened their big mouths and talked to themselves.

"This woman, under normal circumstances, if she is willing to go with you to get the certificate, she must have planned to give everything she has to that man. However, in this society now, it is becoming more and more deformed, and some women marry old men who are twenty or thirty years older than themselves, and it will become tasteless. ”

"A woman like this, who keeps saying, Ah, I'm with him because I love him, it's all! To put it bluntly, such a woman is lazy and lazy, and she is not interested in the status of the man or the money......"

"Wait," Wang Shuai interrupted his mouth, "I'm not asking you to criticize the bad habits of this society. ”

"And what do you want to ask?"

Wang Shuai summed it up and said: "Let's take an analogy, if a woman suddenly goes to get a certificate with a strange man, do you think, is this normal?" ”

"Of course it's not normal! This woman must have taken a fancy to this man's money. Or, this woman is too ugly for anyone to want. ”

"No, no, let's assume again, let's assume again: a woman suddenly gets a certificate with a man who has only met once, and the woman is young and beautiful, and the man is good, but he doesn't have any money."

"It's even more abnormal!"

"Why?"

"Because it's very simple, this kind of beautiful woman wants to marry a poor boy who meets for the first time, since ancient times, it has only appeared once, and it is definitely true love between them."

"Huh? Ever appeared? Say it quickly. Wang Shuai was overjoyed.

The big mouth opened and smiled: "Isn't it Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian." ”

"Pounce!"

Wang Shuai squirted out a mouthful of coffee, coughing non-stop.

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

The big mouth opened and said to himself: "If such a thing really happens, then that man, I'm afraid you have to be careful, maybe, that woman is a human trafficker, or a person who buys and sells human organs and tissues, and when she gets close to that man, maybe she has taken a fancy to something on him!" ”

"Mom, why is this kind of thing so unpalatable." The big mouth opened and tried the coffee in front of him, and his whole face was distorted from the bitterness.

"Jingle bell......" The phone rang with a big mouth open.

"Hey, boss? Okay, okay, I'll go back right away, go back right away. While agreeing, he stood up with his mouth open, hung up the phone and said, "It's time for dinner, I'm going back, you can help me drink this cup of coffee." ”

As he spoke, Big Mouth had already walked to the door.

"Check out the bill in a moment, look for him." The big mouth opened to the proprietress and said.

Leaving only this sentence, the big mouth has disappeared outside the door.

Originally, Wang Shuai wanted to let the big mouth open to help him relax, but when he said it so nonsense, Wang Shuai's thoughts became even more confused.

Wang Shuai sat there alone for a long time, and the more he thought about it, the more chaotic he became.

"Mr. Wang, can I sit here?" Until a faint voice rang out.

[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! 】