Chapter 0404 - Can You Sing?

"Next!"

The judges sent the eldest sister away like a god, and couldn't wait to call the next one up. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Eh, come on, it's my turn, I've been holding back for a long time, and if I don't audition, I'll have to pee my pants!"

"Poof...... Ahem! ”

"Big brother, pay attention to civilization." The female judge was speechless for a while, she had been a judge for so many years, and it was really the first day she had seen a contestant talk like this, and she had seen a lot of ...... on this day

If I hadn't heard that this show was planned by Lin Feng, I would have doubted the reliability and feasibility of this show a long time ago.

"Let me ask first, is it enough to sing two sentences?" This big brother is more honest and asks more.

"Hey...... Ay...... It's red...... Ahh......h Hey......"

“……”

"Mother!"

"Big brother, you can stop!"

"Stop, let's stop!"

The judges' brows furrowed in unison, and both eyebrows were wrinkled into two black caterpillars.

This big brother is singing with his life, his voice is so long that he doesn't even take a breath.

This voice, that one is called a harsh!

It's really harsh......

It's all stabbing in the heart, and there is a panic.

It's time for your own life!

"Huh?" The eldest brother lowered his head and opened his eyes, "I haven't finished singing a sentence yet, is it the same as the big sister in front of me, can I directly pass the registration?" ”

"Uh......"

"Big brother, it's like this, you see, although you haven't finished singing yet......"

"Don't talk about it, big brother, you broke the sound, the sound is the same as chopping wood, you can go back to work, thank you uncle for your participation, welcome to follow our show in the future, please go out and turn right, thank you for not sending it."

"Ah, oh, good, goodbye......"

A series of words bluffed the big brother into a daze, and he ran out with his legs between his legs, not because he was too embarrassed, but because he was holding his urine too much......

"Hoo ......"

The judges exhaled, this is the beginning of the torment!

Although there are many folk masters, there are many strange things that can't be prepared.

"Next."

"Uh......"

Looking at this young man in a green coat, the judges' expressions were stunned, this is the immediate sense of the peasants entering the city!

"Young man, if you have any unique skills, take them out, you have time for two songs."

"Two sentences, good." The performance of the big brother just now, Lin Feng also heard it at the door. Not to mention the judges, even he himself didn't feel much better.

Secretly smiled, he could have expected the situation at the audition scene early on, the original show was facing the general public, and of course the people's folk customs were a little ...... It's rough.

What's more, there is no accompaniment on the scene, and there is no music, it is all sung, of course, it is not as good as on the stage.

"Hello? This player? You're good to go. ”

Seeing that this guy lost his mind, the judges reminded him again.

Lin Feng smiled, "Ha, hehe, I'm embarrassed to get distracted." ”

"Let's get started, then." The judges are a little unhappy, and there are still many contestants behind.

"Uh-huh."

Lin Feng cleared his throat:

"Rolling Yangtze River East Passing Water

The waves sweep away the heroes

Success or failure turns empty

The green mountains are still there, and the sunset is red several times

On the white-haired fisherman river, accustomed to watching the autumn moon and spring breeze.

A pot of turbid wine is happy to meet

How many things in ancient and modern times are laughing and talking. ”

The judges, looking up at this guy in a green coat, stared at the boss with his eyes wide open, stunned!

Listen, what's wrong?

"Keep singing?" The first judge didn't hear enough, and urged it.

"Hey," the judge on the side pushed him with his arm, "Well, he's already sung a couple of verses." ”

The other judge hasn't come to his senses yet, the voice is too loud!

It's hard to imagine that such a voice could come out of the mouth of a young man who looked to be only in his twenties.

Listening and listening, I didn't notice that I had already sung seven or eight lines.

"Isn't this a poem that Lin Feng said on that history show?"

One of the judges wondered.

"Hey, I really remember when you say that! Really. ”

"When was it changed to a song?"

"I haven't heard of it."

"Isn't that an infringement?"

The judges didn't care about the people in the queue behind, but they were muttering there.

"What's your name, young man?"

When other people came to audition, they really didn't ask, and they all went directly to the back to register for the retest.

"My name is Lin ...... Uh, Xu Wenqiang. Lin Feng almost pouted.

"Oh, Xu Wenqiang, this name is atmospheric, Wenqiang, good, good."

"Xu Wenqiang, Xu Wen...... Oh! Lao Liu, alas? What about Lao Liu? The judge turned his head back, and Liu Mingyi was gone......

Didn't this guy wait for a guy named Xu Wenqiang for most of the day, why was there no one at the critical moment.

"Eh, it's coming!" Liu Mingyi rushed over from outside. I didn't hold it back just now, and the big brother's voice was too "penetrating", so I felt urinated a lot when I heard it, and I went to the toilet......

"Come to Lao Liu, this is Xu Wenqiang who you have been waiting for all morning."

A judge pointed to Lin Feng, who was wearing a green coat, and said.

Liu Mingyi greeted him in response, but before the person arrived, his hand stretched out.

"Hello you...... Belch? Young man, are you really Xu Wenqiang? ”

Looking at the appearance of this body of dirt buns, a peasant entered the city alive, and he almost didn't wear a big hat on his head!

Before this, Lin Feng said that this Xu Wenqiang is a very talented person. And he deliberately mentioned his name in front of him, and even publicly said on Weibo that the peerless Fenghua Media will send talents to cooperate with various companies.

Then look at the guy named Xu Wenqiang in front of him, wearing an old-fashioned military coat, if he didn't say where there were bright spots, it was estimated that his eyes would only be a little brighter, and in other places, he really couldn't find a place where he was talented......

In any case, I will not believe that this guy will be a "famous guy in the future".

"Well, my name is Xu Wenqiang."

Lin Feng smiled secretly, what Liu Mingyi meant, how could he not know it!

"Ahem!" Liu Mingyi was choked, "May I ask where you are from?" ”

He still didn't believe it.

"What's the matter, Lao Liu, don't you know this young man?"

The judges were also a little puzzled, after waiting all morning, shouldn't they even know what the parents look like?

"Uh......" Liu Mingyi was speechless, he really didn't know him!

It's all to blame on Lin Feng's kid, that day he didn't say that a person named Xu Wenqiang would come to him in person, but what was the result?

Wait for a long time, wait for an old man?

"Can you sing?" Liu Mingyi was embarrassed to reply to the judges, how embarrassing it is to say this!

"Poof......

The judges almost didn't squirt a mouthful of old blood, can he sing?

"He will!"

It was not necessary for Lin Feng to answer at all.

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22:18:30 on June 16

(To be continued.) )