Chapter 51: Uncle Shi
"Brother Master is not here, we will look at you!" Mao Feng pleaded.
"You're young!" Chen Biao complimented.
"You're bold!" Mao Feng added.
"With all that said, did you two see anything?" Chen Xin asked.
Mao Feng and Chen Biao shook their heads violently: "No! ”
"None? What do you two say is true? Chen Xin shook off the entanglement between the two of them, and then continued to explore.
Mao Feng pushed Chen Biao violently: "What's the foolish thing to do?" ”
"It seems to be you who talk the most~" Chen Biao was very annoyed.
"Uncle Shi, do you know where the zombie is going?" Chen Miaoji asked.
"Zombies feed on blood, and they must be going in the direction of crowds!"
"Aren't you talking nonsense~"
"If I knew, I wouldn't have looked for you!"
Chen Miaoji shook his head with a sigh: "Let's go out and have a look first!" There will always be clues. ”
"We've worked so hard!" Mao Feng kept sighing: "I know that the more remote the night is, the more ghosts there are, tell others not to go to those remote corners, look at what we have done now?" ”
"What else do you say?" Chen Biao glared at him with slanted eyes: "If it weren't for you, how good would it be for us to sleep comfortably at home now!" ”
"I'm doing this for everyone's good!" Saying that, Mao Feng squeezed between Chen Xin and Chen Biao, finding a safe place for himself.
Suddenly, I was frightened by the sound of crying. Chen Xin, Chen Biao and Mao Feng hugged each other violently.
"What are you going to do?" Chen Biao squatted on the ground, holding Chen Xin's legs. It felt as if there were invisible hands wrapped around his neck, almost scaring his soul away.
"Why don't you go check it out?" Chen Xin pulled Mao Feng and Chen Biao behind him.
"You, you, go and see! You've drunk my secret recipe! Mao Feng pushed Chen Xin.
"Then you can drink a little yourself!" Chen Xin turned his head violently.
"There are only two bottles in total, and you all drank them!" Mao Feng tightly tied the crossbody bag.
"You two shit!" Chen Xin, a female man, stiffened her head, grabbed the knife in her hand, and carefully searched for the voice. I followed the direction of the voice for a long time, but still did not find the source of the sound.
"Chen Xin, little junior sister......" Chen Biao cried out heartbreakingly, and kept retreating until his back was low against the tree, and he retreated to the point where there was no way back. And the ghost stood before him...... Mao Feng buried his head in Chen Biao's back, listening to Chen Biao's ghost crying wolf howl, as long as the cry was still there, he would be relieved. But I still don't dare to look at that unclean thing!
"Looks like I'm in the wrong place!" Chen Xin turned around and ran back after realizing it. Just in time, I also caught a little ghost, and then realized that my mana had really grown a lot. When I got home and got up from sleep, I felt a little dizzy. Early in the morning, Chen Xin ran to Mao Feng's room and asked him, "How did you get that secret recipe?" ”
"Just take it from under the drawer!" Mao Feng laughed. As he spoke, he demonstrated it again.
"But your recipe really works!" Chen Xin scratched her neck happily.
Mao Feng secretly snickered, because all he gave Chen Xin and Chen Biao was wine! It's wine! Of course, when you drink it, you will feel spicy, and when you wake up, you will feel dizzy!
"Are you all up?" Chen Miaoji sat down in the hall and asked.
"Chen Biao seems to be still in bed!" Mao Feng said excitedly. His heart is extremely excited, he likes to see others punished, gloating guys.
Chen Xin went to call Chen Biao up. After Chen Biao got up, he found Mao Feng walking in the yard, and asked curiously: "It's early in the morning, and you're still working hard!" ”
"Aren't it all you?"
"Me?" Chen Biao patted his head lightly, not knowing that he was like this after drinking.
"He just laughed at you in front of the senior brother, so the senior brother told him to say, 'If you have nothing to do, go to Zamabu!' Chen Xin leaned against the door and snickered. Come in, Brother Master has something to say! ”
"Can I go in too?" Mao Feng looked at Chen Xin pitifully.
"I don't mind if you continue!" Chen Xin said and went in with the dishes.
Looking at the extra pair of chopsticks on the dinner table, Chen Xin asked curiously, "Who else?" ”
"Xiao Man is back?" Mao Feng stood up excitedly, and then was cast a strange look; He hurriedly covered his mouth.
Soon, the mysterious man walked in.
"Uncle Shi?" Chen Biao's mouth opened wide in surprise.
"Uncle Shi!" Chen Xin also shouted.
"There's one more little doll~" Uncle Shi sat next to Mao Feng: "The young man is very delicate!" As he spoke, he touched Mao Feng's head violently, and then messed up his hairstyle.
Mao Feng pushed his uncle's hand away in disgust, and said with a bad temper: "I was originally a child!" ”
"Mao Feng, be polite." Chen Miaoji said solemnly: "Call Uncle Shi!" ”
Mao Feng pouted and refused to scream.
"Did you hear me talking to you?" Chen Miaoji said very sternly.
Mao Feng had never seen Chen Miaoji so serious, but he still didn't want to scream, he hated it when others touched his head the most.
"Mao Feng!" Chen Xin winked at him: "Hurry up!" ”
"Do you understand the Respect for the Master? Have you read all your books in vain? Chen Miaoji still kept a straight face.
Mao Feng reluctantly shouted: "Uncle Shi! ”
"Louder, young man!" Uncle Shi squinted his eyes and listened attentively.
Mao Feng hated him to death, and gritted his teeth and shouted again: "Uncle Shi!" ”
"It doesn't seem to be willing~" Uncle Shi still squinted his eyes and said with a smile.
Mao Feng was silent for a long time, looked at the people present, and said word by word: "Uncle Shi!" ”
"Good, good!" Uncle Shi said and touched Mao Feng's head again...... Mao Feng's anger is so angry!
"Why do you keep following me?" I had my back to the starving ghost.
"What's wrong with you?"
"There's no way I'm going to be friends with you!"
"It's different now, and I don't know if we can be friends! I decided not to go down so early~"
"I'm tired, don't follow me~"
"Don't!" The Starving Ghost ran in front of me: "I really want to be friends with you!" ”
I glanced at him faintly.
"What's wrong? It's like a stuffy gourd! Chen Xin looked at Mao Feng carefully.
"Ignore me! Angry! Mao Feng tilted his face to the side.
"You're still upset about what you just ate? We are juniors, so let's let Uncle Jean be his old man~Ah~" Chen Xin put his arm on Mao Feng's shoulder: "Be happy~ I'll buy you squid to eat later!" ”
"I hate it when people touch my head!"
"You've grown up now and learned to dress up!" Chen Xinle quipped.
"This can only be said to be a personal quirk, and being touched on the head is a very hot thing, very uncomfortable." Mao Feng pouted very arrogantly.
"This can only show that you are a person, your heart is actually very weak, and your strong self-esteem and pride make you unable to accept the behavior of others touching your head, which can only prove that you need the care and love of adults!" Chen Xin shook Mao Feng's shoulder vigorously: "Actually, there is another place where you men can't be touched by others!" ”
"Where?" Mao Feng tilted his head to look at her in surprise.
"Here!" As he spoke, Chen Xin gently patted Mao Feng's shoulder. "A man's shoulders are not something that everyone can wear. However, I am hitching a ride with you now because we know each other very well, so you will not reject you. A man's head and shoulders are like a woman's waist, and they can't be touched casually. ”
"Even you know, why does that dead old man pretend to be crazy and stupid?"
"So, uncle, be careful and let you squat and walk!"
"Uncle Shi!" Chen Miaoji respectfully followed behind his uncle.
Uncle Shi skewered garlic in the yard, skewered them one by one, and hung them at the door to dry. "Let's get straight to the point, do you have something you want me to do for you?"
"Uncle Shi is really wise!" Chen Miaoji served tea and water to his uncle. "Uncle Shi, in this way, when I was a child, I often heard that your master said that your spells were very powerful, so I really wanted to see it, do you think it's okay?"
"Let me tell my fortune? Wouldn't you? I heard Chen Biao say that you used to set up a stall on the street during the day, helped people see feng shui, fortune telling, and made money! You're asking me to do you a favor, you're not kidding me, are you? ”
"In front of the master, how dare I play this little trick on the table~"
"What a plan! That's it~ You see that my zombies haven't been caught yet, how can I have the heart to count my fate! ”
"Uncle Shi, this matter is really important to me, you see that my master, Amma, grandma, and all the family members are gone, and now you are the only elder left...... I'm not cursing you~" Chen Miaoji followed behind Uncle Shi and continued: "You have watched me grow up since I was a child, so you can help me~"
"Where did Chen Xin go?" Uncle Shi hurriedly changed the topic in a panic.
"Little Senior Sister and Mao Feng went grocery shopping. Uncle Shi~ I have never begged you, you can do it, help me~" Chen Miaoji looked at Uncle Shi very abusively. "You said if I didn't even help me......"
Uncle Shi glanced at Chen Miaoji. "Chen Xin's food is good, I still go to the market to buy some food first, and wait for her to cook something for me in the evening. You'll talk about it later, when you have time. ”
"Uncle Shi! Teacher! Chen Miaoji hurriedly went up to help him get the vegetable basket. I'll help you carry something~"
Uncle Shi is like a woman, super good at shopping. He visited the commodity street, the food street, and the large and small markets nearby. Chen Miaoji followed behind him with a large bag, and he had to continue to keep up with his uncle after a few breaths. "I regret helping you carry your things, and I say I'm old?"
"What are you doing here?" Uncle Shi was about five meters away, shouting Chen Miaoji.
"Here we go!"
Mao Feng, who has been grumpy since the morning, is not in the mood to walk and is accidentally thrown over. Mao Feng jumped up from the ground violently, pointed at the person who was mixing him on the ground, and scolded...... The scene attracted many people to stop and watch, sigh and be curious to watch the excitement. "What do you see? I've never seen a quarrel......"