Chapter Seventy-Three: Tell a Story

Ling Han narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at Liluo, "You also want that blood-stained money?" How much do you love money? Don't you have enough silver tickets on you? ”

Liluo pouted, "Didn't you say it last night, this is a coil, and it's not a private money for me." ”

"You follow this king, nothing will be missing you, money is useless to you."

Ling Han looked at Liluo's indignant look, "If you really want it, go down and search it yourself, this king will not stop you, but he will definitely not help you." ”

Liluo thought about it, forget it, said that he was not afraid of it at all, if he ran to search those dead people, it was estimated that it would have the same effect as turning on the computer in the middle of the night to watch a ghost movie: after a while, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, there are people in the toilet, there are people under the bed, there are people everywhere, and you will never feel lonely on the journey anymore, and it will be so lively

Rilo shuddered, but gave up on the idea.

Facing Ling Han's sharp gaze, he suddenly remembered why he pushed him away just now, how cute a little woman who was weak and weak and lying in a man's arms, and was not afraid when she saw a dead person, wouldn't it be too strong!

Thinking of this, Liluo quickly plunged into Ling Han's chest again, "Oh mom, there are so many dead people, I'm afraid!" ”

It's a pity that the handsome guy in front of him doesn't eat her, his body is stiff, and he doesn't cooperate with her drama at all.

Li Luo raised his eyes to look at Ling Han: "I'm a bird." ”

"I know!"

"Then why do you turn a blind eye?"

"Because it's too fake!"

“……”

Rilo cursed in her heart, "Sure enough, it's a man who has no interest." ”

Immediately felt stuffy in the carriage, so he simply lifted the curtain, sat outside the carriage, and sat side by side with Yang Fan, his feet hanging down and dangling.

"Yang Fan, no wonder the prince always took you a little kid with him, it turns out that your martial arts are so good."

"You're a year younger than me, so what qualifications do you have to call me a little brat!"

"Hey, I said, you are not cowardly, dare to talk back to me?" Li Luo stretched out his hand and grabbed Yang Fan's ear, "Do you know it's wrong?" ”

"Seventh Lady, you can't bully people like this." Yang Fan drove the carriage while trying to save his precarious ear with his other hand.

"Do you think you're going to kill a few robbers? I don't think you saw me make a move, and you don't know how good I am. If you see me attacking, make sure you kneel on the ground and worship me!" ”

"Cut" Yang Fan cut it, in his opinion, Liluo cowhide was a little too blown.

Liluo put his hands in a posture and said in a matter-of-fact manner, "Anyway, if I don't make a move, it's just that, when I shoot, it's also a flash of electric cannons, and flying feet shine." ”

"Poof"

"What are you smiling at, little brat?"

Yang Fan couldn't help but smile and said, "Seventh Madam, you."

Li Luo was stunned by Yang Fan, glanced at his body, and really didn't know how to flash for a while, "Isn't this an analogy for me?" Do you understand the analogy? ”

"Well, next time we encounter something like this, the prince and I will wait to see Madame make a move."

Li Luo wanted to call Ling Han and ask him to educate his minions well, but when he looked back, he saw that Ling Han was actually secretly making fun of himself.

But Rilo doesn't care, after all, he has a thick skin and can't get a needle through.

"I said that you are not tired, every day is such a hurry, where is it like touring the mountains and rivers, more like performing tasks. How long will it take to get out of the wilderness? I'm telling you, go into the city and find a five-star hotel, don't save money in this area. ”

Seeing that no one paid attention to her, "Why don't you let me, the king of stories, tell you stories?" ”

"Let's talk about it!" Yang Fan happened to be bored, thinking that this seventh lady was also an expert, so he was very interested in responding to it.

Ling Han didn't say anything, sat in the car, pretending to close his eyes and recuperate, but his ears never stopped catching this girl's information.

"What story should I tell first? Oops, I'm so knowledgeable, it's too much, it's all miscellaneous. Finally having an audience, Rilo didn't forget to praise herself first.

"Then let's start with a story of Pear and the Seven Dwarfs."

Originally, the two of them didn't talk much when they listened to Liluo's nonsense story, but this is the first time they have heard such a storyline, and it can be regarded as a novelty after all.

"The prince kissed Rilo, and Rilo woke up......"

"Which prince dares to kiss you, this king cut off his tongue!"

Ling Han's sudden murderous interjection left Li Luo speechless, "I'm telling a story, this story is pure fiction, if there is any similarity, it's pure coincidence!" ”

"Neither can it be real or fake."

"Okay, I know, can't I take you to play? Ling Han kissed Liluo, and Liluo woke up. That's all right, right? ”

Seeing that Ling Han closed his eyes again, but the corners of his mouth were clearly hooked with a wicked smile, Li Luo secretly glanced at him.

"Tell me another story about Pear and the Beast."

As soon as he was about to start speaking, he felt that his back was cold, and he turned his head at forty-five degrees, and with a little bit of afterglow, he found that Ling Han was squinting slightly, with his usual knife-like warning, Li Luo gasped rather dissatisfied, and raised his mouth by two decibels: "The story of "Li Luo and Ling Han". ”

“……”

Yang Fan's face was flushed, and when it came to the prince, he really didn't have the courage to laugh out loud, and a row of teeth bit his lower lip vigorously, and he bit deeper and deeper, until a row of deep tooth marks were left under his lips.

Li Luo saw that Yang Fan was uncomfortable, and he couldn't tell his story anymore, saying that Ling Han was a beast, and he was also glared at by Ling Han, and said in his heart that this was a fart, he wanted to beautify himself, but let Ling Han mix it up, and the two people became a loving couple inexplicably.

"I'll tell you a joke."

"Aha!"

"I haven't talked about it yet, you're laughing at it!"

Liluo glared at Yang Fan, leaning back and forth with a smile, dead and alive.

"Are you crazy? What nerves to make. ”

"No, your joke is too funny."

"I haven't talked about it yet!" Rilo said indignantly.

Yang Fan couldn't help it anymore, and when Liluo said that he wanted to tell a joke, he couldn't stop laughing like a dam opening the floodgates.

Liluo simply didn't talk about it, and crossed her hands to watch Yang Fan laugh wildly, until Yang Fan had laughed enough, then glared at him, "Have you laughed enough?" ”

Yang Fan touched his tears and nodded, "Is there anything funny, the Seventh Lady is too good at telling jokes, and the slave loves to listen to it." ”

Li Luo snorted coldly, "Then I'll tell you another story of "Ling Han and Yang Fan". Then a wicked smile curled into Rilo's mouth.

"Don't talk about it!"

Liluo glanced at Ling Han, who came out to make trouble, and she finally organized a story of "Cat and Mouse".