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"Hey, hey! Big daughter-in-law! As soon as the car stopped, my mother flew out with small steps, and my father was more calm and came out slowly to greet him. After all, his son's girlfriend and fiancée came to the door, and the second elder couldn't say anything about lying on the kang and waiting.

The neighbors also came out to see the excitement when they heard my mother's shouts, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and the neighborhood relations in the village are generally good.

"Little Mengmeng, is this your object? The little girl is so handsome! The three neighbors gave a thumbs up and praised.

I touched the back of my head and opened my big mouth, laughed so hard that my back molars leaked out, and I forgot to say, "Where is it?" It's over! ”

Dad looked at me on the back of the head: "Did people praise you?" What stubble are you building? His three masters, this kid is used to going out in the wild, no big or small! ”

The three neighbors smiled and said, "How can you say that? Xiao Mengmeng found a target, and the neighbors were happy! Little Mengmeng, lead the object to my house for a while! ”

I didn't dare to make a mistake this time, so I nodded hurriedly: "Okay, three masters!" I'll take my daughter-in-law into the house, I'll come and sit in a while! Come, three masters, smoke! Let's have some fresh play, my wife's rough torpedo head from Cuba, the boss in the TV series smokes this play! ”

The third master smiled and took the cigar I threw over, turned around and went back to the house with a beautiful light, and boasted to my three mothers: "Look! The little Mengmeng in the front yard brought his wife back, and this child has been promisingly since he was a child - look, the fresh toys and cigars that people sent us! ”

The old mother smiled and grabbed Xue Ning's hand: "Girl, our small rural family makes you laugh, don't mind"

Xue Xue said generously: "No, no, no, it was me who came to the door abruptly, and I was picked up by Xiaomeng as soon as I got off the plane, and I didn't have any preparations." ”

My mom said in a big voice, "What are you going to prepare?" Girl, you should go back to your house and go into the house quickly! ”

Xue Xuening was dragged into the house by my mother, and Xue Xuening said to me before entering the house: "Mengmeng, you take out my suitcase, there are gifts for our parents in it." ”

I nodded and motioned for her to hurry in!

Xue Xuening was dragged into the house by my mother like this - needless to say, it must be the cliché process of a traditional old woman, and I didn't even bother to write it

My dad gave me a thumbs up: "Son, okay!" I thought you lied to me, but this really got a beautiful daughter-in-law back and said that your wedding room can still be used? You can marry a young lady," my dad took the cigar I had lit for him, and said to me while smoking, "Our small family is really not worthy of others." ”

I shook my head: "Why do you want to do so much?" It's a big deal that I'll marry her! I'm no different from being fostered by her now, you know? My father-in-law was afraid that his daughter would suffer, so he got her a dowry of 1 billion yuan before leaving, right? The new commercial city planned by the city government is your daughter-in-law's dowry, and it will be your family's land in the future."

The little torpedo in my father's mouth fell to the ground: "You didn't lie to me, did you?" You've been a kid who likes to run trains with a mouth full of since he was a child, and he used to brag about it, why are you so unreliable when you're so old? "I guess my dad already believed, but he still felt the absurdity of slowly.

"Dad, if I continue to mix with society, let alone 100 million, I can get you back 10 billion - a 10000000000000 dowry will scare you like this? Why didn't you have the consciousness of beating a billionaire when you beat me? I asked with a smile.

"Did you get that money clean? In the end, you didn't keep a penny, otherwise Lao Tzu wouldn't have let you into this house! The Yang family is full of loyalty, why did you come out of such a thug? Tell me, your life lawsuit is enough for you to shoot a few magazines? "Daddy hates the way that iron does not make steel.

I said depressedly, "Am I not quitting?" Didn't I wash my hands? Am I not unmixed? Am I not a teacher? Now your son is a large turtle, and he is still a large turtle that eats soft rice."

Dad patted me on the shoulder: "Son, take it easy, the old Yang family's background is not as thin as you think - in addition to me and your mother over the years, what other relatives have you seen?" ”

I was confused after listening to my father's words, I rushed to see my mother's relatives when I was so big, my aunt, uncle or something, I didn't see any of them, is there anything hidden here?

When I raised my head to look at my dad again, my dad had already walked into the house in a leisurely manner, forget it, since my dad doesn't want to sue sù, I won't sue sù, what can I do? I don't believe that I'm still the prince of a big family in exile! Besides, even if I am a prince, can my identity be compared to that of my predecessor as the leader of the three eastern provinces?

When I walked into the house, I found Xue Xuening and my mother talking happily. But the most surprising thing for me is that the hygiene conditions in my house have skyrocketed! Oh, my God! It's not scientific! Is this still the home I've lived in for more than a decade? I can guarantee that from the time I was born until now, only this moment my home is clean! Oh my god, did I go to the wrong set?

Dad squeezed his eyes at me, and said faintly: "I think your father was a model in the internal affairs of the army back then, and cleaning up the house is not a piece of cake?" ”

I immediately went crazy: "Then why did I live for twenty-six years, and our house was so clean once?" ”

Daddy continued to say in that quiet tone: "What's the use of tidying up so clean? Doesn't it still have to be a mess in the end? Your dad and I call it going with the flow."

I jumped to my feet and said, "You're lazy!" It's just lazy! ”

My dad glared at me and walked back to the kitchen without saying a word. I couldn't interject when I looked at the two women who were talking happily, so I could only walk back to my room sullenly and look at my room full of memories.

Well, my broken guitar is still there, it is an antique passed down to me by my father, it is said that this play should be used by him to soak my mother in high school, it is very historically commemorative, the piano has been dull yellow, but the strings are still smooth.

And then there are the bunch of comic magazines - Comic World and Comic Patty, which I ordered every month when I was a kid

it! I also turned out the disc that I hid so secretly? That was proof of my acquaintance with my master. Guess what? My master's main occupation since his retirement is to sell CDs!

That's a very bad old man! When I was ten years old, he was already in his seventies, and he was wrinkled on his face, no matter the wind or sun, whether it was windy or rainy, he was forever nailed to the street of the dog market to sell CDs. My acquaintance with him was particularly interesting, I was only 10 years old at the time, and my head was full of how to become a real man! Then the old man smiled and answered my confusion: as long as you look at this CD, you will know what a man is

I was immediately amazed at him, and I had to worship him as a teacher no matter what. He said that it was okay to learn from him, but he could only learn three things - in the end, he taught me "Immovable as a Mountain", "Knife Fighting", and "Real Ventriloquism". When he knew that I had entered society, he sighed and explained to me the rules of the underground forces - without him, I would have been gone!

In the end, I pulled out the mountain knife pressed at the bottom of the box, this knife can be called a peerless murder weapon, originally produced by a famous craftsman, after experiencing the battle of blood and fire, it has reached a very high level, it is not an exaggeration to say, as long as the top ten famous knives in China are not born, my knife is not worthy!

Opening the cowhide scabbard and touching its cold knife god, I couldn't help but go back to those eventful years, I felt the blood boiling for a while, so I carried the knife to the yard and posed for the starting pose of "Tyrant Knife Technique".