It is the little yellow father-in-law who came to the palace, which is like a signal, indicating that the emperor's attitude is gentle and friendly, if it is not good, the little yellow father-in-law will definitely not come, this guy can be lucky and avoid evil, and he never does a thankless angel. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Xiao Huang's father-in-law looked at the old immortal of the owner of the village curiously, with a surprised expression, "Mo Jiaotou, long live the Lord heard that Yixin Dao has arrived in the capital, and I want to invite you into the palace to see it, it must be this one, it is really a master of the Tao, this immortal wind bone, there is no one." ”

The owner laughed, "The little father-in-law is so funny, and the poor man likes it, okay, the emperor wants to see it, this beautiful wind is just right for entering the palace, so let's go." ”

said let's go, Li Niang hurriedly said: "Uncle Shi, I still have to go to the warrior camp for my nephew, I have made an appointment with someone, if I enter the palace with you, I have to find someone to send a message to the past first." ”

"You're busy, don't worry about me, Uncle Shi will go to play with you in two days." The owner waved his sleeves and left with Xiao Huang's father-in-law, and the two of them became close friends after a while.

The Shubai brothers and sisters sent the two to the gate, and when they saw them get into the carriage and go far in the direction of the palace, Li Niang said goodbye to her brother, and heard that Du Hei was seriously injured, Shubai was more anxious than her sister, and urged her to hurry up.

After finishing the book, he returned to the study room in the inner courtyard and asked Ming Niangzi to take someone to carry a few boxes of gifts to Mrs. to see, this rare treasure out of thin air, made the maids look dumbfounded, and talked about it in private, and Ming Niangzi quickly drank it.

"What are you discussing, the mana of the heart is profound, and the eye-obstructing method is used to bring things in, it is normal for us to not see it before, we all close our mouths, dare to say a word outside, the family law is waiting for you!"

"Yes."

The maids honestly bow their heads and do things, the Hou Mansion has such powerful people as backers, who dares to say half a word, then don't you look for death.

And it is said that the owner of the village followed the little yellow father-in-law into the palace, and the first stop was the imperial study, where the emperor liked to read and write and deal with government affairs.

The old fairy, who was originally happy, saw the people in the study, and immediately shook off the dust, frowned, and felt that the monk inside had spicy eyes, "Ouch, my little temper, why am I so uncomfortable when I see this bald head?" ”

The emperor's smile froze on his face, the cabinet ministers coughed vigorously to hide the wild laughter in their hearts, and the poor monk looked confused, completely unaware of how to face such embarrassment.

What to do, how to deal with this situation, the abbot has not taught it!

"Amitabha!" Except for chanting the Buddha, he can't say anything.

The owner refused to let him go, pointing at his nose and sneering, "Monk, you are not honest, you have committed a verbal precept, you are scolding your mother in your heart, hahahaha, today is really a long posture, it turns out that the monk will also scold his mother, haha!" ”

The monk continued to chant the Buddha, but his white skin turned the color of pig liver, and he was right!

Oh, this bull-nosed old Taoist is hateful, sure enough, what the abbot master said is right, Buddha and Tao are mortal enemies, and they don't like each other when they see each other for no reason.

The owner shook his index finger at this time, "No, no, you are wrong again, the Buddha and the Tao are not mortal enemies, the avenues are thousands of different paths to the same end, but the poor Dao naturally does not like to deal with the Buddha, especially you cross-border monks." ”

The idiot made a very childish move, he raised his hand to cover his mouth, his eyes were so wide that he almost wanted to get out of the window, the Buddha is above, this old way is too terrible, he can read the mind or how to drop! He knows what people think in their hearts!

The owner of the village smiled, turned his head and ignored the monk's stubble, staring at the emperor carefully, "Well, not bad, yes, worthy of being a true dragon emperor, strategic, domineering and benevolent, I like it!" ”

For another person, this sentence will be defined as sycophancy, but no one here thinks so, and they all feel in their hearts that this single-minded Taoist has really seen something.

The emperor was stunned for a moment and was so happy that he couldn't see his teeth, hey, this single-minded Taoist is a sincere person, and he can see through the essence of me at a glance.

Hehe, true dragon emperor, now see who dares to squeak crookedly underneath!

"Come on, move a seat for the Taoist, it's hard to climb the mountain and wade through the water all the way, sit down and rest, come on, come on, serve tea, serve good tea, and then have some fruit snacks......"

Well, the emperor incarnated as a hospitable host, and greeted him with enthusiasm, the little eunuchs rushed back and forth to take care of it, and the cabinet princes and the monks were all kinds of envy and jealousy, damn, our family has never received this kind of treatment.

The owner ignored the strange gazes of others, sat down with a big grin, took a sip of tea, and frowned.

"Your tea here isn't very good, so let's drink my own." The owner of the village conjured a palm-sized tea pot out of thin air and stretched it out under the nose of the stupid emperor, "Give it to you, you can make a pot of leaves, and if you put too much, it will kill you." ”

The idiot sat on the floor, and muttered in confusion: "This is an eyesore, this must be an eye-obstruction method of the Daomen, why is it not ......mentioned in the Buddhist scriptures?"

The elders looked greedily at the tea canister in the emperor's hand, mother, the thing taken out by the fairy-like character must be a treasure, will you live forever after drinking that tea?

The thoughts of the elders were too strong, the emperor was cold behind his back, and subconsciously hugged the tea canister to his chest, and stared at several old courtiers vigilantly, "Masters, I want to talk to the Taoist chief about governing the country, you should retreat first, and you will also retreat, look at your stupid appearance, do you want to go back to the mountain gate to ask your master for advice?" ”

The idiot blushed and whispered that it was that the monks don't speak, but what should I do if I am really embarrassed!

The elders don't want to leave, they haven't drunk the good tea, who is willing to go?

However, the emperor didn't say anything about it, and gently and resolutely invited the masters out of the imperial study.

The monk didn't have to rush to run, he had to hurry back to the mountain to find the abbot master to report the new movement of the Daomen, the Xianyuan Sect was menacing, the emperor took the initiative to invite the old Taoist of the head into the palace, and he had to close the door to talk about the policy of governing the country, this is a great event, the status of the state religion of Buddhism is worrying, and the old monk can't go out.

The door of the imperial study slammed shut in front of the elders, and then some strange sounds came out.

"Hey, it's finally quiet, come on, little emperor, let's take a few selfies, and decisively save photos to find a chance to post on Moments."

"Dao Chief, what kind of magic weapon are you?"

"It's called a mobile phone, you don't understand it, you just lean over, your expression is natural, and you say eggplant!"

"My queen mother! How did I get inside! This phone will steal souls! ”

"You earth bun emperor, this is black technology imaging technology, you don't understand it, come back again, put a Feiyan ...... Oops, stupid you forget it, it's back to back! Eyes look at the phone, say eggplant! ”

The owner of the village had a great time with the little emperor, but after he left the palace, the emperor couldn't remember what he had said and done to the head of the Yixin Dao, and everyone who had the same symptoms as the emperor included everyone present at the time.