The days of living with a male god (1)

I'm a boring author.,Play a few words every day when the moon knife hangs up a few words.,I don't listen to a few words in class.,Read the novels of the great gods and see a few words in the rise code.,LOL is tired of playing a few words.。

It can't be said that I have never thought of becoming a god, what is the difference between people without dreams and salted fish? But the dream is destined to be far away, and the situation in front of me is that the baby has just opened a new book, and he can't think of any distinctive name, so he simply calls it "Half a Novel". Isn't it very personal? I won't admit that I came here in case I could find a reason to swing my sword from the palace one day.

"But big brother, this thing is about inspiration, let's put the knife down first, okay?" I turned my head to look at the long-legged Oba in white beside me, "Brother, we have to be reasonable, don't we?" I'm just an amateur writer, and I can write more than 2,000 words a day, and I can't even write a thousand on my neck with you holding a knife like this. ”

Oba reluctantly put down the murder weapon, and the tip of the knife slammed on the ground with a "dang bang", so frightened that the baby was trembling at that time, and several drops of urine were thrown out. After posing in a very pretending to be thirteen, the eldest brother said very gracefully: "I didn't let you continue to write more, the reason why I came to tell you so much this time is that I hope you can end this story and stop disturbing our lives."

The long-legged Oba in front of me is Tang Ziyi, the protagonist of the first story of the novel. Due to my long-term slow updates, the development of that world far exceeds the progress of the novel. Every time Tang Ziyi achieves the fruit of the Tao and lives a happy life with Lin Ya, he will return to the www.biquge.info of Biqu Pavilion again because of the soft sound of my keyboard, facing the unconscious little Yali...... I have to go through the thunderstorm again!

I'm leisurely and comfortable here, but Tang Ziyi and them are miserable. Although according to the routine of ordinary fantasy novels, I will eventually let Tang Ziyi successfully embark on the road to godhood, but this kind of reincarnation pain is really devastating. From then on, my main character, Oba, began a race against time.

At the beginning, he could only reach the Flying Immortal Stage before I updated the next chapter, and after a few reincarnations, his cultivation speed became faster and faster, and even if he returned to the original point, he could guarantee that he would rush to the Diamond Immortal Stage at an extremely fast speed and continue to practice. Of course, this also led to the acceleration of all historical processes.

One day on our side is the year of that world, and Tang Ziyi should be at the peak of the Flying Immortal Period after a year, and he is on par with the Biological Science Sect Master, forcing them to withdraw the cloning plan, but Tang Ziyi is also seriously injured.

Second...... The leader of biological science was defeated and had to attach himself to the government, promising to provide all the technology to improve the conditions for cultivation.

And then ...... Master, die. The congregation is all destroyed. Tang Ziyi finally mastered all the techniques, and even the drugs that the Biological Science Sect secretly stored to wash the meridians and remove the marrow, and became the overlord of the party.

"This is similar to the general Xiaobaiwen routine, as a Xiaobai, I am very likely to write such a plot later. If you tell these stories, I think I'll soon be able to make up for the part where you become a hegemon. ”

"No, it's different, I've seen the end of the two days you've been on duty." Tang Ziyi sat on the edge of the bed, smoking a cigarette, spreading his hands, expressing helplessness, "I have broken through the unprecedented tenth level and broken through the plane, if you start to write, I will disappear from this world, because I have lost the power of the gods." Then you don't know what is going on, you will start talking nonsense again, and my life will be changed because of it. ”

Although as an author, it is very unpleasant to be told that I am (of course, it is nonsense), but this sudden good news made me so excited that I couldn't breathe.

The tenth-level god put the knife on the baby's neck and begged me to drag it out, who else is Made? Who can get this treatment? I suddenly remembered Ash, the first commentator of the League of Legends, and he was just joking that he was kidnapped by the underworld boss. What about this baby? The gods have come to beg me to be a eunuch! (It's finally time to open a new book.) )

"So?" I pretended to be reluctant, and even if my heart was happy, I had to pretend that I was embarrassed. Tenth-level gods, can there be fewer good things? Even if you don't bring anything, with such a god-level bodyguard, the baby can simply conquer the world.

Sure enough, Tang Ziyi thought about it, and said as if he had made a lot of determination: "It's really unfair to let you give up your work like this, I will meet some of your requirements, after all, you created our world." For us, you are like Pangu, who opened the heavens, and Nuwa, who created people. ”

I really didn't expect myself to have such a high status, and I'm a little excited to think about it. Although he has not been a **** since he was born, he is at most an ordinary person, who said that ordinary people can't save the world? Who says ordinary people can't be heroes? Do I also want to be the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, sit as the chairman, and go to the peak of my life?

"Anyway...... How did you find out about Pangu and Nuwa? ”

"Because the setting of our world is the earth, although it is a rebuilt civilization, there are still some myths and legends."

"Oh, that's it." I smiled awkwardly, but I just didn't have the words to hide my excitement, "What can you ask me for?" ”

"Mention it to you, I'll do my best."

Hearing his affirmative reply, I couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Haha, okay, okay, I want to rule the earth, okay?"

"Yes." Tang Ziyi said lightly.

Unexpectedly, joke, the dignified gods can't even rule the earth, so why do you need this body cultivation?

"To rule the earth, you must first have a reason, or theoretical system, that can convince the people. Whether it's capitalism or socialism, you always have to let people know what you do and what benefits you can bring to them. Secondly, you have to have a strong military force, ** to say that power comes out of the barrel of a gun, although hot weapons cannot pose any threat to us cultivators, but they are a necessary means to wage war. Even in our world, there are many ordinary people. Of course, if there are other gods who want to do something to you, I can help you deal with it. ”

Hearing this, I was already confused: "Are there other gods?"

"Of course, there are thousands of novels born everywhere on the Internet, and there are countless characters who can break through the plane and travel through the void, but a large part of them are not in this plane, or disdain to interfere in the mundane affairs of the red dust. If we take action against ordinary people, we will be tainted with cause and effect, and once the curse of heaven occurs, we will not escape death. ”

I'm disappointed, I really want to roar, what's the use of you? If I could do it, I would have been the president a long time ago. But on second thought, conquering the world is indeed difficult for a strong man, but it's okay to help me get some money, right? You don't need to burn and loot this, just give me some natural treasures, and the master will make a fortune by holding an auction. No power, no power, it's good to have money.

"It's easy to do!" Hearing that he agreed so simply, I thought there was some unreliable theory, but I didn't expect him to conjure up a wooden box out of nowhere: "I don't have natural treasures, but there is no shortage of gold."