It can be seen that after Xiaoyu learned that Meng Xiaofei had returned, she was in a much better mood, and she explained a few more words, knowing that Meng Xiaofei had no money on her, and deliberately left a thousand yuan, "At six o'clock in the evening, the same city villa, see you or leave." After saying that, Xiaoyu left happily.

Pikachu breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Xiaoyu leave, and quickly did a stretch on the spot, "Oops, I'm almost exhausted." ”

"Haha, your acting skills are no worse than the old king next door! It can be turned into a statue in an instant, and there is no one except Lao Wang. Could this be your legendary skill? Meng Xiaofei said.

"The old king next door? Who is it? Do you have a good relationship with him? Seems to know him well? Pikachu asked.

"I don't have a good relationship with him, because I don't have a wife, let alone a girlfriend, but the day I have a girlfriend, I'm afraid it will be the death day of the old king next door!"

"The relationship between people on your planet is so complicated! After a while, he said it like an iron buddy, and if he wanted to know more about it, he would become like a father and an enemy! Can the transformation of love be a little logical? ”

"You know what! How can you, a newborn child, understand the adult world? One day you stay on the earth for a long time and find a suitable chick as a target, it is estimated that you will also kill all the chicks surnamed Wang next door...... By the way, when it comes to the other half, I still don't know if you're a man or a woman? You have to pay attention to finding a partner for you in the future, right? Meng Xiaofei said.

"I'm a pure master! Also, even though you are my master, you must respect me! I'm a fighting creature, not a chicken or a puppy! Pikachu posed as a powerhouse.

"Hey, even if you're a combat creature, there's no such thing as you on Earth! If you don't look for chicks and puppies, are you going to be single for a lifetime? On our earth, being single is also understood as a "dog"! Called Single Dog. ”

"I'm still young, and I don't want to talk about feelings now! I still have a long way to go, and there are many choices! Pikachu said confidently.

"Okay, I hope there is any species that can take a fancy to you......" Meng Xiaofei didn't say much, and was ready to take Pikachu out for a full meal first.

Meng Xiaofei put Pikachu in his pocket, then found a nearby restaurant and began to order.

"What do you want to eat?" Meng Xiaofei said to Pikachu, the waiter on the side was stunned, thinking that Meng Xiaofei was talking to him, thinking, could this guest want to invite me to dinner?

"You're welcome, we'll have a working meal in a while, you can just order it yourself......" the waiter said tremblingly.

Meng Xiaofei was also stunned, is this waiter too self-indulgent? He, Meng Xiaofei, is still a child from a poor family, how could he be willing to invite a waiter he has never met to eat? Could it be that this waiter is also hungry?

Pikachu on the side shouted softly, "Master, I want to eat meat." ”

"Okay!" Meng Xiaofei is smart now, and replied in a very small voice.

"One serving each of pork, beef, mutton, and dog! Then get some more rice! Meng Xiaofei said to the waiter, then thought about it, and added, "That's right!" The standard control is within 100 yuan! ”

The waiter looked at him with his mouth wide open, "Sir, 100 yuan can't be so much?" For either dog meat and lamb alone, a serving is more than 100 yuan. ”

"Oh, then replace it, one each for pork, beef, beef, and pork!"

"Don't play with me, is it one or two? Your repetitive point, and then emphasize that there is a copy of each, how do you let me place an order? ”

"Hey, IQ is the biggest obstacle to the development of human civilization! Whatever you order, anyway, the control is within 100 yuan! Enough rice! Meng Xiaofei said.

When the waiter heard this, he was not happy, so he ordered the food, and actually insulted people, "What do you mean by the guest, come for 100 yuan of rice?" ”

Meng Xiaofei's face was full of black lines, and Pikachu almost couldn't help jumping out, it couldn't wait to kick the waiter in the face! Said I wanted meat! Actually 100 yuan of rice? Pikachu will eat him alive!

After the final total, the problem of ordering food was finally solved, two portions of pork, one portion of beef, and one portion of rice......

Meng Xiaofei picked up a plate, put it on the ground under the table, and said to Pikachu, "Eat quickly!" No pets are allowed here, so take it easy! ”

"The hosts! You treat me like a dog! What does it mean to put a plate on the floor? Insult me? Pikachu said unhappily.

"Then don't eat it yet! When I'm done, I'll pack it back for you. Meng Xiaofei began to gobble up, Pikachu looked at this posture, where could he still care about any dignity? By the time he eats, it is estimated that there are only plates left.

Because the tablecloth in the restaurant is spread flat on the table, this small square table is not big, so the tablecloth will hang down a lot, about less than ten centimeters from the ground, so Pikachu eats under the table, which is not easy for others to find.

Pikachu's mouth is not big, and his body is not big, but he eats an amazing amount of food, and in less than a minute, a plate of pork is swept away! The little guy kept pulling Meng Xiaofei's trouser legs under the table, indicating that he was not full.

"Are you a youkai? That plate of pork adds up to a bigger portion than you're head! How did you eat it? Don't you need to digest it? Meng Xiaofei looked at his feet with wide eyes.

"It's been converted into energy storage! I'm going to eat more, master! ”

"No, look, I'm done too!" Meng Xiaofei pointed to the empty plate on the table.

"You order again! Why are you so stingy? I'm your pet! Pikachu said pitifully.

"It's not that I'm sorry for money! Money is nothing to me! It's just something outside the body, am I better accountable? I'm thinking about your body! Overeating is a bad habit! There will be dizziness, brain distension, mental trance, gastrointestinal discomfort, chest tightness and shortness of breath, diarrhea or constipation, and severe zhòng will cause acute gastroenteritis and even stomach bleeding! Especially like you, uncontrolled big fish and meat will overload the liver and gallbladder, accelerate the metabolism of liver cells, increase bile secretion, cause liver damage, and also cause a large amount of pancreatic secretion, increase the pressure in the duodenum, induce acute pancreatitis, and severe cases can cause death. You are my pet, if I don't care about you, in case you die, how can I be worthy of your ancestors on the planet of flowers? Am I not the sinner of your planet through the ages? Can I do that? I can't! Meng Xiaofei said that tears were about to fall.

"Hey, forget it! I don't eat it! For some money, they all cried! It's stingy, and it's so high-sounding! Pikachu looked at Meng Xiaofei with disdain.

Meng Xiaofei turned crying into laughter, "That's right, this is good!" Take you to a big meal in the evening! ”

"The hosts! Your acting is terrible! Your love xù transformation is missing a process! The psychological activity from sadness to joy is completely unperformed...... Next time I cheat people for money, please take a snack! Respect for me, right? You're going to make people think I'm an idiot......"