"Oops! It hurts! It hurts to death! It hurts so much! "Lying on the ground and being beaten by my migrant workers, I let out a heartbreaking, hoarse, crying, crying, crying and sad, if I were in the mountains at this moment, it would definitely cause wolves to howl (see "Zootopia" for laughter).

At this time, my miserable appearance is really quite cola, blue and purple, full of stick marks and footprints, I didn't open the iron cloth shirt, I really had to be beaten, if it wasn't for my buddy's strong body, I guess I would have gone to see Comrade Ma!

Listening to my angry version of the people's wail, the manager's face turned green: "What are you doing? Come here to touch porcelain? Why don't you find a car? Keep fighting! Fight to the death! ”

I rolled around with my head in my hands and said cruelly: "Mountains and rivers meet forever, and there are people stepping on uneven roads!" Beware of Lao Tzu gathering people to retaliate! ”

"Hey! What power can you have? Call Grandpa twice, and I'll spare your life! "The manager is probably also a hooligan, and it's a loss to speak!

"Old thing, don't you regret it, haven't you watched "Breaking the Sky"? Do you know what it means to be in Hexi in 30 years and Hedong in 30 years? Wait for Lao Tzu to turn over! Kill you turtle grandson! "Even though my body is full of holes, I still haven't stopped my broken mouth. I felt the divine gospel, I felt the call of the god of the mouth cannon! At this moment, Aunt Xue, Di Renjie, Sherlock Holmes, Captain Jack, Spider-Man, Deadpool and I are with you!

I felt the strength, and finally, after being beaten for half an hour, I chose to flee in the wilderness, and I kicked over one of the happiest migrant worker brothers. Why pick him and beat him? This product is too rhythmic! Move and move, I clearly feel the rhythm of "The Most National Style"! I can bear to be beaten, but you're saying that it's your fault to test the square dance on me, who will I beat if I don't beat you?

The moment I got up again, I stumbled two steps, and then looked back at the construction site guarded by the people, and left a deep sentence: "I beep!" He spat on a bloody spit, leaving a desolate back. Lonely and depressed, it seems to have the beauty of the wind and the water, the lonely smoke of the desert, the tragedy of the sunset over the long river, the pleasure of the East Evil and the West Poison in the White Camel Mountain KTV Charter, as if the confusion after drinking half a catty of old white dry whisky.

I left, not taking a cloud with me, and dragged myself to the fat man, covered with scars: "Look! That's the loot! ”

The fat man smacked at me: "Phew! I didn't go with you, or I'd have to throw it in! What you said to provoke trouble is to send people to be beaten on the head? Your hobby is a little heavy, please forgive my brother and I will not accompany you! I can see it, have you practiced this kung fu on the acupoints? I watched you being beaten like a grandson, and there was no room for resistance - but you look healthy, and you didn't breathe after scolding for half the weather? ”

What humanity?

I gently kicked the fat man's flying feet: "Can you speak?" Can you say something nice? I'm not fighting back because I have a strategic purpose? I'm not shaking M, I need to find a group of migrant workers to find excitement! What a dirty mind you have! If it weren't for you, wouldn't I? It's a ruse! Stratagem! ”

"Gotcha! Zhou Lang's clever plan to calm the world, lose his wife and break his soldiers, you can treat yourself as a yellow cover for this strategy! In case the meat bun beats the dog, it really can't be rowed! The fat man said hesitantly.

"Get out of here and die twenty times! What is it! You just watch the play honestly, and you decide when it will end! "I rubbed the bruises on my body and decided to buy a little safflower oil to wipe it first.

Meow Mi has been squatting on the tree and watching me play treasure, looking at me without saying a word. I asked, "Isn't it fun?" ”

Meow nodded and said, "I want to go too!" ”

"You? Stop it! With your face that I see pitiful, how can anyone do it? Hey, appearance determines fate, and I'm beaten all day long just because I'm a little hooligan! Hey, meow, how did you say the master was dressed? Stunning isn't it? I asked cheekily.

Meow Mi covered her forehead in pain and helplessness, and the thought of "shame to have this master" once again appeared in her head. I don't know what she's thinking, otherwise I would have fixed her!

The fat man, who has no heart and lungs, went back to the bedroom to sleep by himself, time is really the biggest magic weapon to change a person, how high-spirited was the fat man back then? After only half a year of decadence, he became a fat man who only knew how to eat, drink and sleep. Hey, the years are a pig-killing knife, black fungus, soft bananas, leading countless heroes to bend their waists!

Meow Mi and I continued to squat in the dormitory to plan the follow-up process, and the fight couldn't be in vain, they had to pay the price, didn't they? I think the next step is that we can just hit them and stop them from starting work, or even cause damage directly. Meow Mi thinks that we can pretend to be a distributor or an investor and give them a knife financially.

After careful discussion and consultation after consultation, in view of the majesty of the host, I decided to listen to Mi. I pooled my money overnight and got my hair done again. Well, hair is really a very important thing, I look very literary and decadent with bangs, I look very evil with oblique bangs, and I look particularly fierce with a bald head - the colorful exploding head looks very two-and-two, and if I don't get beaten when I go out, the harmonious society has saved me!

I found my salary card, as the chairman and top president of the Black Dragon Group, my salary card and dividends are separated, and my annual salary seems to be hundreds of millions! After all, I have paid so much for hundreds of thousands of employees, and an annual salary of 100 million is not much! I have been open source and reduce expenditure for so many years, and the thriving situation of the Black Dragon Group is all thanks to me!

Meow Mi looked at the black bank card and asked puzzledly, "What kind of card is this?" Why is it so weird? ”

"Have you read a novel?" I asked.

"Look! I'm still a god! Now newcomers have to hug their thighs when they see me! Meow Mi said proudly.

All right! I knew it was a bad decision to throw my author account to Meow, and God knows what she did with my writing! I secretly searched for my author number on my mobile phone, and found that Meow Mi was right, she is really a god, but she is indeed a female frequency god!

What the hell is this? "The Journey of Collecting Men", "My Master is a Fool", "Baby Wants to Eat Fish", where did so many messy works come from? It's all written by Meow Mi? Oh, my God! It's horrible!

I poked for the card in my hand and said, "Salary card!" It's just a high-end salary card, this is the legendary black card! The miraculous black card in the novel. But what they wrote is not very wrong, and there is really no such thing for those who are not identified" (To be continued.) )