15. Everything must be in accordance with the Basic Law of Halal

Looking at Nagisa Shiota who was inexplicably nervous and looked like he was facing a great enemy, Seamus was about to laugh, but no, he had to hold back now. www.biquge.info If there is no mistake in the information given by "Dr. Tobida", it is now a critical part of the plan.

Sure enough, under the attention of Shioda, Livar, and Simo, Miley, who was sitting at the Justice's desk, which was actually the student council's desk, spoke: "Let me ask, why did you use this liquid bomb?" ”

As soon as this "let's talk" came out, Livar's face turned pale in an instant, and Nagisa Shiota's eyes lit up with hope, and Nagisa couldn't wait to speak: "That's the case, President Milei, because that guy misunderstood that we we。。。。。。 ”

Nagisa Shioda wants to preemptively say before Seamo, don't let this guy speak, or the ghost knows what will happen!

Nagisa Shiota decides to tell the facts first (how the ghost animal Brittan aristocracy actually acted in a bad way), and then reason (how helpless and uneasy the two people who were mistaken for girls were under the watchful eye of a group of Brittan ghost animals), and then admit his mistake (because he was overly worried about his own safety and took more aggressive self-defense measures), bow his head (apologize for the shock caused to the Brittan students), and strive to get a good evaluation, and then turn the big things into small things and small things into a reviewThis is a standard template for students in East Asia to make mistakes.

However, Nagisa Shiota's idea is good, but Simo has never liked to play cards according to common sense, and most importantly, although he spent a year in RB (Area 11) and learned a lot of advanced capitalist culture, Nagisa Shiota seems to have forgotten one thing: Simo is from Afghanistan, which is known as the desert of Central Asia and the grave of imperialism.

What is abundant in Afghanistan?

"Of course it's because he's not halal enough!"

"Huh?" X3

Because he was too surprised, just one sentence interrupted Nagisa Shiota's careful speech.

The other three people present all looked at Seamus in a daze, completely unaware of why he suddenly said such a sentence.

Livar, who suddenly thought of something, instantly became frightened, and he pulled Mi Lei's arm: "President, danger, you go quickly, I'll break off here!" ”

Mi Lei, who was pulled by this and almost fell out of her seat, slapped Livar away with her backhand in annoyance: "You stupid, what are you doing all of a sudden? ”

Livar, who covered his hands in pain, said nervously: "President, this is halal, I don't know if he is Shia, or Sunni, Taliban, or Isis, maybe fundamentalist." What if a bomb suddenly pulls out? ”

Mi Lei looked at the stupid guy Livar with dissatisfaction, hadn't the police searched her before? How could there still be? If she had, she wouldn't have been able to protect Seamus and Nagisa Shioda under the eyes of the police, especially when there was also a noble second-generation Carlos on the sidelines.

Ignoring Livar's tricks, Mirei stared at Seamus curiously, "Why isn't that guy Carlos halal?" ”

"Because he stretched out his left hand to me." Seamus replied with a calm face.

This answer is still confusing and confusing.

"That's it?" If Simo gave Livar the impression that he was a dangerous element before, then now in Livar's eyes, Seamus is a perverted dangerous element with anti-SheHui tendencies.

"Of course, according to the doctrine, the left hand is unclean, Satanic; The right hand is noble and Allah Allah's. We usually eat with our right hand, and we also use our right hand to invite guests to tea, but that demon named Carlos dares to touch my right hand with his left hand that throws garbage, cleans, and washes feet, which is not halal at all! Seamus said conclusively, and the appearance of righteous indignation made people have to believe it.

Because of this?

Nagisa Shiota felt relieved, although it was a little unreliable, but it was good if he could barely fool the past with religious rituals.

Livar was still a little unconvinced, and at the same time he also found something suspicious: "Wait, I remember that the sighting report at the scene said that you reached out to Carlos first." Didn't you deliberately lure Carlos into reaching out to you? ”

"Yes, that's right, I reached out first. But I'm stretching out my right hand. ”

Seamus then proceeded to give a long account of the Ishlam liturgy, such as how many references are made in the Hadith of al-Bukhaari and Abu 'Dawood to the Prophet Muhammad shaking hands.

For example, for Mu Slin, the gift has a very important meaning, such as the beginning of the celebration after the Eid al-Fitr ceremony, everyone is familiar with the people around them;

The grievances of the two families are too deep, and after adjustment, the two sides reconcile, and the past grievances are written off with good etiquette; held a wedding or funeral, Mu Slin expressed his cordial condolences with his hand;

When he sees someone who deserves special respect, such as a king or a guru, Muslin does not kneel or bow, but takes a step forward, takes the initiative to take his hand, and kisses the other's hand as a sign of the highest respect, and so on.

In short, Seamus's intentions were good, and when he was teased by the Brittan nobles, he "took the initiative" to "lower his posture" and stretched out his right hand to ease the conflict.

But the Breton students went too far, and Mr. Seamus put down his body like this, and the guy named Carlos actually stretched out his left hand to insult, which was really unbearable.

"If he respects me and sees me outstretched out his right hand, he should also extend his right hand; But what about that guy? He actually stretched out his left hand. Is it left-handed? Is it Mu Slin's left hand that is only used to wipe his butt and deal with filth? ”

"And you have to use your left hand to kiss your hand, I remember that in European culture, the kiss is for women, right? It's insulting, it's not halal! ”

Mr. Seamus is righteous, Mr. Seamus is unforgiving, in short, everything is the fault of the man named Carlos. And what about Mr. Seamus? is to be bullied again and again, wanting to calm things down, but being bullied to the point where there is no way back, it is really as pure as a little white flower.

In fact, Mr. Seamus didn't care whether Carlos was holding out his left hand or his right hand. After all, he's not really halal.

Whether it's Carlos or Icarus, as long as the other party dares to stretch out his hand, even if he doesn't stretch out his hand, Seamus dares to come halal.

As for the reason? It's not easy to find one?

For example, he didn't look at me with dignity enough; For example, the force of his handshake is too heavy, which is a provocation; For example, his handshake was too light and disrespectful to me; Also, he didn't shake my hand, he was looking down on me.

In short, Mr. Seamus can find countless reasons to suspect that the other party is not halal!