When Nanzhu was not yet two hundred years old, he followed behind the unscrupulous master of Si Ming Xingjun, watching him tease the daughters of immortals from all walks of life. "Nanzhu, you have to remember, flirting is a very deep thing!" An unscrupulous master squatted in front of Xiao Nanzhu, looked at his round bun face and said seriously.

Xiao Nanzhu looked up at this master who was about to put up two fingers to express his purity, and silently lowered his head to sort out the fortune scroll.

Ignored by his own apprentices, Si Ming Xingjun still did not give up his plan to cultivate merry apprentices, his apprentice of Liuyue must be the most talented and most popular among fairies in the entire fairy world! "Nanzhu, look, isn't Sister Chang'e beautiful?" Liuyue held Xiao Nanzhu's white and tender bun face with both hands, and winked at him.

Xiao Nanzhu had a serious face and withdrew from his master's clutches: "Master! Sister Chang'e is very beautiful. However, she is too old! Not for me! "Sister Chang'e, can you be his mother, okay?

Lu Yue swallowed a mouthful of old blood in her heart, resisted the urge to hang this rabbit cub and beat it, and gritted her teeth and said, "How come? Beauty is of all ages, for example, if you look at the Dragon Princess of the West Sea, she looks about the same age as you, and she is good-looking! ”

Xiao Nanzhu took the pen and sketched on the fortune scroll, and Baozi's face was still solemn: "But the dragon princess is already two thousand years old!" "He doesn't like these fairies in the fairy world at all, because they are too old!

How did you accept such an incomprehensible apprentice! Thinking that he is a dignified star in the fairy world, he is suave, which fairy daughter doesn't like herself? If this kind of offending apprentice goes out, then the prestige of Si Ming Xingjun must not be ruined by this stinky boy! Thinking that he would have to flirt with his fairy daughter in the future, Si Ming Xingjun stood up, stared at Xiao Baozi and said in a deep voice: "Nanzhu! You stand up for the teacher! ”

Xiao Nanzhu put down the pen and stood up obediently: "Master, please speak." ”

Si Ming Xingjun put his hands behind his back, his anger sank, and he tried to make a serious statement: "You ...... This mindset needs to be changed! It's so rotten! Beauty needs to be flirted! Compliments are needed! How can you say they're old? "That's not right!

How can a beautiful woman get old? Especially the beauty of the heavenly realm! That's all, sinking fish and geese are shy of the moon! This stinky boy doesn't know how to appreciate!

Xiao Nanzhu wrinkled his bun face and expressed helplessness to his unscrupulous master: "Master, my thoughts are normal!" They are beautiful, but they are too old! I'm not yet two hundred years old! "Sister Chang'e doesn't know how long she's lived, okay?

In Xiao Nanzhu's view, his master is regardless of age! What is it called? Oh yes, the mortal world is called incest! "Master, it's incest for you to hook up with a fairy like this!"

With a 'snap', the soft-footed Si Ming Xingjun sat down on the ground, covering half of his face and pointing at his apprentice pitifully: "You, you, who taught you?" Who told you I was incest! "Let's see that Si Ming Xingjun doesn't strangle him!

Xiao Nanzhu was a righteous child, and he refused righteously: "Master, I won't tell you that it was the Flower Fairy of the North Heavenly Gate who told me!" This is an act of injustice! "That's right, he won't tell the master! He's just stating his point!

"Whew!" Si Ming Xingjun lowered his head and pounded the ground, the hatred in his heart! "She's jealous! I'm jealous of me molesting others! She doesn't get my teasing! "The fairy realm is like a flower fairy's pursuit of Si Ming Xingjun, which is already known to all immortals. Helplessly, this flower fairy is really long...... It's distinctive, Si Ming Xingjun, I can't talk about it!

Xiao Nanzhu looked at the master who was rolling on the ground, and covered his eyes with his little hands: "Master, I don't know you!" "Oh, he really doesn't know this coquettish idiot!

Si Ming Xingjun looked at his cute apprentice with teary eyes, and almost pounced on him and wagged his tail: "Whew! Nanzhu Nanzhu Nanzhu! ”

Xiao Nanzhu picked up the fortune scroll on the table and silently stayed away from this slightly idiot master. He doesn't want to be as stupid as his master!

"Nanzhu, you tell the teacher, what kind of girl do you like? As a teacher, I will definitely find her for you! "Since the apprentice doesn't want to live among the thousands of flowers, then find him one he likes! Look at how this stinky boy refuses!

Xiao Nanzhu thought about it seriously, and said with a little finger: "First, she has to be younger than me!" Si Ming Xingjun nodded, he was much younger than him!" Second, she has to be beautiful! "Si Ming Xingjun agrees, he deserves to be his apprentice!" Third, she has to be delicious! "Well...... Kindness? No, delicious?

"Nanzhu, your first two requirements can be met as a teacher, but this third point, I'm afraid it's not easy to do!" Si Ming Xingjun is embarrassed, this is delicious or not, how can Si Ming Xingjun be sure? Ahh Wrong, this thing can't be eaten! Inedible!

Xiao Nanzhu is still calm: "When the time comes, won't you know if it's delicious or not?" "Master is so stupid, such a simple question!

Si Ming Xingjun looked up to the sky and roared: "Nanzhu! The little daughter-in-law is not allowed to eat! "They're from the gods! It's not a youkai!

Nanzhu was unswerving: "Yes!" "And it must be delicious! Otherwise, he doesn't want a little daughter-in-law!

"No, you can't! No one wants to be eaten! "Si Ming Xingjun earnestly educates the ignorant apprentices. Nanzhu tilted his head and looked at his master for a while: "Then I'll find it myself!" Find someone smaller than me! Long pretty! The little daughter-in-law who can still eat! ”

Aspiring gods will achieve their own goals drop! After a long, long time, Nanzhu looked at the person sleeping next to her, and saw her little face ruddy, so she couldn't help but lower her head and take a bite.

"Hmm......" Someone who was sleeping in a daze felt an itch on his face, and waved his hand to a palm!

'Smack! A crisp sound sounded, Nanzhu's face instantly turned red, and a small palm print on Ruyu's skin was particularly obvious.

Xingjun's fiery temper! Immediately picked up the person who was still sleeping! When I was a child, I was ignorant and rewarded Xingjun Junjun with a slap on the face, I can forgive you, how old is this, and you are still so ignorant!

"Wake up! Wake up to Benxingjun! Nanzhu took the man in his arms and shook his shoulders.

"Hmm...... Xingjun, don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while, sleepy ......" The glutinous voice sounded loudly, and the hearts of the people were happy to hear it.

Seeing that she was still confused, Nanzhu hooked the corners of her mouth, lowered her head and bit her face gently: "Qi Kite, you are destined to be inseparable from me." ”

Qi Kite, who was in a dream, raised the corners of her lips, didn't know what she dreamed of, muttered a word softly, turned over in Xingjun's arms, and still dreamed.

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