My name is Meng Xiaofei and I was born in 1990.

My profession? My profession is related to "pens"!

Writer? Painter? Calligrapher?

Hehe, it's so elevating to me, I only write at the entrance of the community, in the elevator or in the public toilet......

Sticking small ads? Drainage?

You're the one who did that!

Well, don't sell it, I actually...... Be...... Professional unlocking and lock-changing.

Yes, as you might imagine, I'm poor, but I'm so poor! Although there is no lock in the world that I Meng Xiaofei can't open, I will never steal when I have no business to do, or even when I am so hungry that I have no food to eat! I'd rather go...... Marry.

What the? Say I'm a beggar?

Well, I'll admit, sometimes, maybe count. But I'm also a beggar with a backbone! Whenever I have enough money in the bowl under my knees for my meal, I will close the stall without hesitation! I don't want an extra dime! Because...... I never work overtime!

Ask me what I look like? Hehe, I never eat with my face! That's an insult to me!

What the? Am I speaking for ugliness?

Well, I'll admit, I'm not good-looking! What the? It's okay to admit that it's not good-looking? Well, I'm ugly! But I'm gentle!

A reason for meekness? Does meekness need a reason?

Alas, well, it's me who is ugly and has low self-esteem, is ugly and unconfident, speaks softly, and is afraid of being rejected by others...... Is that okay? But anyway, I'm really gentle......

All of the above is just the past! Now I'm different, I have so much money that I have nowhere to scatter, and the bank can't hold so much cash for me, and is building a building for me to pile up banknotes. Looks? Hehe, I'm perfect now, the beauties around me are like clouds, and they are obedient to me one by one!

"Meng Xiaofei! You son of a bitch! Who told you to throw your dirty clothes on the floor? ”

"Meng Xiaofei! You don't wash the dishes! ”

"Brother Fei! Didn't you not want to use my facial cleanser as toothpaste? Why not? ”

“……”

Well, I'm not going to brag anymore, I'll tell you a story...... About my own story......

Never mind! My expression skills are like that, and I am often short of words! Let's let my good friend, "fully cooked instant noodles", talk about it......

――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――――

January 5, 2016. Himalayas. Sino-Indian border.

Meng Xiaofei carried a telescope and a camera. He's not here to travel, he's not here to do photography, that's right, he's here for only one purpose - to pretend.

Don't look at Meng Xiaofei, although he is a lockpicker, it doesn't prove that he hasn't studied, he has been in high school for four years! Although he still didn't get his diploma in the end, it didn't matter, the important thing was that a few years later, he still had a circle of friends called "high school reunion".

Seven days ago, at one of their high school reunions......

Meng Xiaofei deliberately bought a decent suit on Taobao and tied a purple tie, although he was born with a defect in appearance, but people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, he wears it like this...... Well, to be honest, it doesn't improve his image much, but at least it doesn't look like a lockpicker.

"Yo, isn't this Senior Meng? Looking at your outfit, it seems to be a good mix. Where is the real estate agent high? "The person who spoke is called Feng Kai, he is a rich man, of course, the key is that the family has money, not long after graduating from college, he opened his own small company, and he usually looks down on small citizens like Meng Xiaofei, if it weren't for the fact that there was a school flower from the original high school at this party, he wouldn't have bothered to come.

"Hehe, Mr. Feng is laughing, just my image...... Uh, with my talent, how can I go to a real estate agency? Meng Xiaofei has no other specialties, except for two, one is lockpicking, ancestral craftsmanship, and the other is bragging, self-taught.

"Oh? So what is Senior Meng now? ”

"I used to be in the police force, but now I don't do it." Meng Xiaofei is really not bragging, at most it can only be exaggerated, he used to stay in the 110 unlocking center for a period of time, and then he was squeezed out by the same industry, so he didn't do it.

"Yo, people's police? Admire. Feng Kai didn't want to talk to him more, so he turned around to leave.

"Hey, Mr. Feng, aren't you curious about what I'm doing now?" Meng Xiaofei had already fantasized about his current career, but others didn't want to hear it at all, and they didn't give him a chance to brag.

"Let's talk next time, Xiaoyu is here, I have to go and say hello." Xiaoyu is Meng Xiaofei's first school flower in high school, and she is the first love in the dreams of countless young men who are in love for the first time, Feng Kai is here for her, where can there be leisure to manage such a clown as Meng Xiaofei?

Of course, the reason why the people at this high school party were so gathered was that how many of them didn't come to see Xiaoyu's face? In an instant, Xiaoyu became the focus of the whole party......

Meng Xiaofei is a very self-aware person, not so much self-knowledge, but inferiority, in terms of his image and family background, let alone say a few words to Xiaoyu, even hiding aside and secretly looking at her, he felt that he was not qualified.

Of course, this does not mean that Meng Xiaofei doesn't like her, and Jay Chou's song "Roof" can well describe the relationship between Meng Xiaofei and Xiaoyu, "I quietly closed the door and went up with hope, it turned out to be the person I often appear in my dreams!" That's right, Xiaoyu just often appears in Meng Xiaofei's dreams, and in real life, the conversation between them will not exceed five sentences.

Xiao Yu stood in the center of the stage in a black dress, her graceful figure was impeccable, and her long curly hair carried a seductive aura, which made the whole party exude a kind of heat, the heat of a man's heartbeat and hormones being stimulated.

I haven't seen him for a few years, compared to the innocence of high school, Xiaoyu now has more charm, this charm should not be called mature, anyway, Meng Xiaofei can't describe it, if he has to use one word, he only has one in his mind now, "fairy"!

Beautiful women are like this, wherever they go is the focus, wherever they go is the only one, Meng Xiaofei naturally won't go up to join in the fun, so he chatted with a few female classmates around him who looked more "right" with him.

"Senior Xiaofei, I see that you are dressed quite stylishly now, what are you doing now?" A fat but not greasy girl said.

"There's nothing to do, I like to go to those mysterious places now, to explore nature......" Meng Xiaofei finally had the opportunity to say the lines he had made up, and he was beaming proudly at the moment.

"Wow! So remarkable? You must have been to many, many places over the years, right? ”

"Yes! Volcanoes, deep seas, prairies, and deserts wander around these places, and there is nothing to be proud of......" Meng Xiaofei said that he was not proud, but in fact, he almost did not go to heaven.