5. Rabbit into sperm?
Heard that rabbits fight? Or is it the food of Si Ming Xingjun...... Phew, the pet and the moon rabbit of the Chang'e fairy family have a fight! The entire Guanghan Palace was shocked! Well, in fact, there are not many people in Guanghan Palace, but they are all shocked!
Jade Rabbit: That's the treasure of Fairy Chang'e! Usually it's just pounding medicine, but the rest of the time it's all about wandering around in the arms of the fairy!
There is a special person to serve the meal, and there is also a special person to serve the bath, which is many times better than the roaring dog of the Erlang God family! This rabbit of the Si Ming family is really the same as Si Ming Xingjun! Awesome, really awesome!
Inside the water pavilion, Fairy Chang'e looked at the two ...... in the corner with a gloomy face The rabbit, well, although it has lost some hair, it is undeniable that it is still a rabbit: "Evil obstacles! Don't come over yet! ”
The fat dumpling that was one size bigger shook his flesh and slowly jumped to Chang'e.
The little fairy boy looked at Si Ming's stinky face to death, and he was really frightened: "The little one knows the mistake, the little one knows the mistake, the little one is not optimistic about the Jade Rabbit, and asks the fairy and the Si Ming to punish him lightly!" ”
The little fairy boy is broken in his heart, your rabbits are going to fight, can I stop it!
Nanzhu glanced at the large ball that was squatting in front of Chang'e and dodging, walked to the corner and hugged the trembling snow-white ball, gently tugged its long ears, and his voice was full of anger: "Fairy! I think Jade Rabbit has to give me an explanation! ”
I bit my own rabbit for no reason, of course not! Is it for nothing that he is the star king?
Fairy Chang'e resisted the urge to hold her forehead, and roared in her heart, look, look! I wouldn't have let him in if I had known! If this slap doesn't make a sound, two rabbits can bite each other!
This is good, when I met a very unreasonable and desperate Si Ming Xingjun, I blamed my own jade rabbit head! "Nanzhu, you also know that Jade Rabbit is usually very well-behaved and has never bitten a rabbit, has it been something that you have done with this fat rabbit?"
Nanzhu put the fat rabbit in the palm of his hand and looked at it carefully, except for the fact that the fur had fallen out a little, well, it didn't seem to be hurt, but Si Ming Xingjun was very angry!
My own rabbit was bitten, even if the fat rabbit did something, it was all to blame on the jade rabbit! I don't know how to tolerate newcomers! "Fairy, that's because once upon a time there was only one rabbit in the Heavenly Realm!"
There was only one rabbit, and of course it had never bitten any other rabbit!
Oh yes, it seems like there's only one rabbit in the Celestial Realm...... Wrong wrong! I was crooked by Nanzhu's stinky boy again!
Fairy Chang'e bent down and picked up the trembling jade rabbit on the ground, and pointed to the wounds on the jade rabbit's body to show the righteous Si Ming Xingjun: "Oh, look, the jade rabbit is full of wounds, all of them were bitten by your fat rabbit!" "She hasn't settled accounts with him yet!
Nanzhu looked at it, well, it seems that it is indeed the jade rabbit bitten by his own rabbit, but this can't make Si Ming Xingjun back down!
"The fat rabbit is so much smaller than the jade rabbit, and it still belongs to the wisdom of the mind! The bite of the jade rabbit only proves that its own skills are not as good as others! "It's all a heavenly spirit pet, and they can't bite an ordinary rabbit?
Fairy Chang'e can see it, and reason with Si Ming Nanzhu, it is simply looking for death! "So how are you doing?"
The patience of the beauties is limited, and Fairy Chang'e is afraid that she will continue to communicate with Si Ming Xingjun, and there will be a story of Si Ming Nanzhu and Chang'e Fairy fighting for 300 rounds because of their rabbit biting each other!
How? Nanzhu stroked the fat rabbit in his arms, felt the fleshy body tremble, and suddenly sank his face: "My fat rabbit was frightened by the fairy, and the fairy has to pay something!" ”
Look at this fat rabbit scared, they all tremble! Si Ming Xingjun said he was unhappy!
She knew it! It's not a good thing to get the boss's order Nanzhu! Did you have a brain pump! Actually let him come in the Guanghan Palace! "That's it, Taishang Laojun gave me a bottle of pills before, and I'll take it all back for you, hey! Rabbit! Child! ”
Fairy Chang'e gritted her teeth and said the last word, turned her head and instructed the little fairy child who was trying to reduce her sense of existence on the side: "Xiao Tong quickly go and get the glass bottle!" ”
The little fairy boy hurriedly responded and hurriedly went to get the pill. Nanzhu nodded with satisfaction: "In this way, thank you to the fairy!" "Taishang Laojun's elixir, well, it won't be bad.
Thank! The fairy now just wants to thank Si Ming and his whole family! No, Si Ming has no relatives.
The corners of her mouth tugged at the corner of a stiff smile, and Chang'e held the jade rabbit in her arms and nodded at Nanzhu: "It's not too early, I won't accompany you, Si Ming Xingjun, please feel free." "She really doesn't want to see the damn Si Ming Xingjun anymore!
Nanzhu tugged at the rabbit's long ears indifferently, anyway, I came today to ask Fairy Chang'e for advice, and after the questions were asked just now, Si Ming Xingjun didn't care if there was anyone to accompany him!
It just so happened that the little fairy boy took the elixir over, and handed the glass bottle to Si Ming Xingjun with both hands: "Xingjun, this is the elixir." ”
Nanzhu took the bottle, put it in his arms at will, and went out with his rabbit in his arms.
With a sluggish look on her face, Fairy Chang'e saw the red clothes brushing by, and the annoying Si Ming Xingjun just left! "Someone! Close the door! ”
The fairy was rarely loud for once, and the entire Guanghan Palace was filled with the anger of the fairy!
Si Ming Xingjun hugged the fat rabbit and carried the pill he had just brought in his arms, and he was in a very good mood!
"Come on, come on, eat some first! The things that Taishang Laojun has refined are all quite good! Nanzhu opened the glass bottle and looked at the identical pills inside, only to suddenly find that Fairy Chang'e didn't tell him what kind of medicine they were!
No matter! It's not poison anyway! A few pills were just stuffed into the mouth of a certain rabbit who was reluctant to do so! Si Ming Xingjun happily hugged the fat rabbit who was almost choked to death and returned to the mansion.
The little fairy boy was walking around the door on a summer night, and when he saw that Si Ming Xingjun was back, he hurriedly greeted him: "Xingjun, Xingjun, are you in trouble?" ”
Nanzhu was confused: "Ben Xingjun has been doing well!" Xia Ye sobbed and hugged Nanzhu's arm: "Xingjun, they said that you and Fairy Chang'e had a fight......"
The gossip of the heavenly realm is terrible! It's obviously a rabbit fight! As soon as he turned around, he actually became a commander and fought with a fairy!
"Nothing! The Jade Rabbit and the Fat Rabbit fought, and the fairy and I asked for some compensation. As he spoke, he handed the fat rabbit in his hand to Xia Ye: "I'll go back and write my life, and you take the rabbit down to rest first!" ”
Xia Ye took the rabbit and was about to ask a few more questions, but Si Ming Xingjun was gone! Looking at the drowsy fat rabbit in his hand, Xia Ye sighed resignedly: "Yes, little ancestor, let's go!" ”
I've changed from a boy to a rabbit!
Bringing the fat rabbit back to the room, Summer Night pulled its long ears: "You are good! I'll get you something to eat! The fat rabbit snorted and turned around.
I took some radish from the kitchen, and opened the door with the nectar in the summer night, and with a 'clang', all the radishes and nectar in my hand fell to the ground: "This, what is this!" I saw a white and chubby little doll sitting in that room, and she didn't cry, just biting her fingers stupidly.
What about rabbits! Where did the rabbit go! Xia Ye glanced twice into the room to make sure that the fat rabbit had disappeared, and suddenly felt a darkness in front of him, and pressed the turbidity in his chest: "Xingjun!" Oh no! The rabbit is a sperm! "Crawl to the ground and go to Si Ming Xingjun.
In the empty room, the white fat doll blinked big eyes, and there was saliva on the corners of his mouth, sitting there in a small group, very cute.