A data cable is connected to the audio speaker, and the mobile phone screen next to it is still lit, yes, how can our Xuyang instructor Brother Hi not have background music to set off? Is this a must-have?

"Huhehe~ It's okay, this is a divine comedy that even a three-year-old child catches, I think the boss is not really bad to that extent, right?" Wiping a cold sweat, a young instructor said a little weakly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The prelude sounded, and the music was a little exciting, mainly because the melody was too magical, and it was a fight with the most dazzling clan style in another world, and there was nothing to look forward to.

As soon as Xu Yang spoke, no matter which side of the fence was, almost all the people who heard it were shattered, "Groove!" I'm dripping! Boss, how did he take that divine comedy and sing this style of "mourning song"? ”

Yes, it's the kind in the countryside where when an old man dies, and the children invite them to sing the song of the dead, and it's still an adaptation of that magical divine comedy.

In the boys' dormitory, after a hard day of practice, it was only a few hours after falling asleep, which was the most relaxing time for the body, and it would be good if you could have a song at this time?

"Huh? Obviously they are already asleep, how can they still think of listening to songs? "Oh, I forgot to mention that people are dreaming!

With the sound of the music of the Divine Comedy, Xiao Gang seemed to dream that he had returned to the lively Linlang City, and in the square, many familiar figures were dancing, "There are grandfathers, grandmothers, and old ladies in the neighborhood...... And so many people, as if they haven't been seen since they died! ”

It always felt as if I had forgotten something, and at this moment, the prelude to the Divine Comedy finally ended, and with the sound of a mourning, the picture in the square changed again.

"! Many, so many graves! ”

Xiao, who was taken aback, just wanted to escape, but under the demonic divine comedy, he suddenly pulled out his hands from the grave, as if the singing person was shouting: "Sleep you are paralyzed, get up ~~~"

The elders, who have been dead for many years, have surrounded Xiao Gang and pulled him to dance the square dance together, the Divine Comedy is coming, and the figure is moving, "Oh~Hi~~~"

"Wow~ Grandpa don't, don't pull me anymore, I don't want to dance!" After frowning and crying, Xiao Gang suddenly woke up from the bed.

"! It turned out to be a dream, huh? Scared the hell out of me, huh? No, why is the song still there? ”

Puzzled for a moment, Xiao Gang realized that he didn't know when, the lights in his dormitory had already been turned on, and his roommates were nowhere to be found, and there were insults outside the door from time to time.

Follow the sound to the corridor of the dormitory building and take a look, I don't know why, Xiao Gang suddenly felt that he was a little unable to control his "power of the wilderness".

"Wo **** dog instructor! I'm going to rebel! Rough~~~"

After the song, Xu Yang still looked a little unsatisfied, and when he was hesitating whether to sing another song, several other instructors hurriedly went up to stop it with a constipated face.

"Boss, it's not too early, I think our two teams should hurry up and play the game, and then run away!" Pointing to the lights that were turning on from time to time in the boys' dormitory, some of the grumpy students had already cursed.

"Uh, this, well! I remember the momentum when I sang in the army! Haha......"

"Shh~~~"

took a long breath, no matter which person on the walkie-talkie was, unconsciously relieved, to be honest, I just listened to Xu Yang's singing.

Even if a few people are already mentally prepared, there is still a kind of rush to jump in the cemetery! In other words, is it true that the rumor that the wounded soldier was able to sing and sing in the actual combat exercise and retired from the army with sadness and sorrow?

"Come, prepare to sing~~~" Xu Yang gave an order, and the instructors on both sides of the wall finally started to sing in duet.

"Unity is strength~"

"Unity is strength~~"

One sentence on one side, the voice is loud and magnificent, you say you can't hear it from a distance of dozens of meters? I'm under the bombardment of bilateral subwoofers, I don't care what a boy's or girls' dormitory.

At this moment, they were all boiling, countless lights were lit up, and when they saw who was howling in the middle of the night, how could those students endure it?

"Mom, I must anal Xu Yang, this bastard today, don't stop me."

"Rough, if you go to the anus, you'll be here BB."

"I wiped ~ your mother blew up on the fourth floor? Is this distance still splashing water and spitting? Spit on your dad's head, okay? ”

The shocking scolding continued, all kinds of curses were endless, and in the end, I didn't know what I came up with, so I actually took out a whole dormitory and stored garbage for more than a day.

Without saying a word, he threw it at the heads of the group of instructors who were still laughing at themselves, and the others did the same, and all of a sudden, bags of garbage rained down in the sky.

"Whew~ Report to the second team, the vitality of the boys' dormitory is a bit fierce, ask for refuge, ask ~~~! Hurry up, the boss has already run away first. ”

In other words, it's not that these instructors are afraid of the boys' riots, but that the garbage in the sky is really a bit scary! Especially those paper towels that flew out of the garbage bags that burst in mid-air.

There seems to be an unknown white goo on it, right? It's really disgusting, Xu Yang, the old bastard, has already taken the lead in running away.

In fact, the instructors in the girls' dormitory are not much better, although they are not littering like the boys, but the flying Nene and Bra make them painful and happy at this moment.

"Woo~ These instructors are so annoying!" Xiaoyuan, just like her nickname Xiaoyuan, is chubby, and her appearance looks quite strong.

In the middle of the night, when Xu Yang's mourning song sounded, Xiao Yuan, who had just come to her aunt in the past few days, didn't know why she suddenly had the urge to urinate, maybe it was because of the infiltrating singing!

I thought about getting up to go to the toilet and changing my aunt's towel by the way, but who knew that the loud chorus of those instructors would come again?

Under a spirit, Xiaoyuan didn't wait for the toilet, and directly collapsed on her aunt's towel, and even her pajama pants were stained a little.

"Ah~ Fuck you, you ......" screamed, Xiaoyuan suddenly pulled out the aunt towel in her pajama pants, and slammed her arm out of the window, yes, smash you bastard instructor who dared to climb over the girls' wall.

"Ah~ha~ha~~" sneered at those instructors who didn't know how to change randomly, this time Xu Yang felt that he was really too witty.

Running quickly, propping up his hands on the wall, turning over the hurdles, a perfect movement to climb over the wall, "At least that's what Xu Yang himself thinks." ”

The body was obviously still flying in the air, but at some point, a piece of something that was a little soft, tasted a little strange, and was still hot suddenly "snapped!! A sound slammed on Xu Yang's face.

", where did the hidden weapon come from~~~" After landing on the ground, Xu Yang's feet staggered, and the unknown substance that was pasted on his face also happened to fall on the palm of his outstretched hand.

"Whoop~Whoop~Quack...... Boss, I'll go first. "A young soldier instructor, I don't know what I saw.

The whole person's face was flushed, his body trembled, and he suddenly stumbled away, even if he fell several times along the way.

"Ahem~he~ahem~~haha...... cough...... "That boss, we'll go first."

"Puff~~~"

Huh? Looking at the people who suddenly ran away, Xu Yang was a little confused, "Are these people sick?" Uh-huh, whatever, run away! ”

After thinking about it, Xu Yang felt that it was better to go first, and just wanted to throw away the things in his hand, but after a quick glance, a strong man suddenly let out a scream comparable to that of a girl: "Ga~~~ Wozhinyima!! ”

There were green tendons erupting on his neck, and he pinched the things in his hands hard, trying to throw them on the ground, but the sudden slight heat from his hands, and the sticky feeling of his hands gave him a second critical blow again.

"I wipe, I wipe, I wipe~~~ How can there be so much blood? Freshly changed ??? ”

Squatting in the corner, waiting for the others behind him to continue to leave, this time Xu Yang was really in tears, decades of fame in life, am I easy?

What, throwing this kind of thing so late, can you have a bit of public morality?