Chapter Eighty-Seven: Zhuo's Famous Thorn
"Long live Liangzhou!"
Out of Han Sui's Engagement Mansion, in the sound of the collision between the weapon and the armor on his body, Dong Zhuo, who was like a mountain, opened his arms and roared these four words with a smile.
Liangzhou, only Liangzhou is the only one of the thirteen states in the world that can really act rashly for Dong Zhuo, people here only care about whether your fists are hard enough, and no one cares about your background.
Liangzhou, only Liangzhou can send a pillow when Dong Zhuo is sleeping, Your Majesty has just forgotten Dong Zhuo's character, Liangzhou is about to rebel, and Your Majesty will definitely entrust himself with a heavy responsibility again.
"Ado, let Zhiran come back, let's go home!"
Ado is Guo Yan's nickname.
Li Ru, who was leading the horse behind Dong Zhuo, hurriedly stepped forward when he heard this: "My lord, those tribal handsome, handsome, thief and gang leaders are all gathering towards Lintao, the strength of the kingdom is not what it used to be, and it is very dangerous for the adults to go back." ”
In ancient times, adults were used to address parents, uncles, and elders, such as Ma Yue could call Liang Hu an adult, and Li Ru called Dong Zhuo an adult.
"Wen You, this is Liangzhou, no turtle grandson can kill your family in Liangzhou. Stuff the heart back into his stomach, he must show his face and deter those little cubs, otherwise Ma San'er's house will be in danger. ”
Li Ru smiled bitterly and patted his forehead and said, "My lord, why do you say that you always like to treat people who are not relatives as your own?" Xiaoma'er is happy to have made meritorious deeds in the Central Plains, and it is one thing to receive our love or not when the time comes, can we risk our lives for him? ”
"Come, give my brother a hand." Dong Zhuo ignored Li Ru, Li Dao intervened on Dong Zhuo's horse's side, Dong Zhuo kicked his palm and turned over the horse, sat on the horse and took a breath, then looked back and raised his whip and asked Guo Yan: "Ado, the first time I saw you from a certain family, did you ever treat you as an outsider?" ”
"Huh?" Guo Yan was stunned for a moment, he had never thought about this, he thought about it carefully, looked up and said: "Lord, as soon as you saw me, you saved my life from Ma Sanlang, and asked someone to make a coffin for my mother from Yizhou, you have never taken Ado as an outsider." ”
Dong Zhuo tilted his mouth and nodded, and then asked, "Childish, what about you?" Did you ever think of you as an outsider? ”
"Nope." Li Dao shook his head and said: "When the lord first saw Li Dao, he entrusted him with the important task of commanding and guarding, and he never worried about the lack of ability. ”
"Wen You, a certain family remembers that you were drunk when Cao Quan abandoned the official and returned home, and beat him up for playing drunken madness and making a certain bow left and right, and then married Ah Xue to you, yes or no? Did you ever think of you as an outsider? ”
Let Dong Zhuo expose the old bottom like this, Li Ru's face was a little hot, and he lowered his head and said, "My lord." ”
"Haha, Wen You is actually embarrassed." Dong Zhuo laughed heartily on the horse and said: "You are not rare, Niu Fu's idiot was picked up from the Lintao market, you don't know, that winter in Liangzhou snow was so good that the horse's legs were buried, and the cold man touched the forest and caught it from the tree hole, and the old man slaughtered the skin to warm his mother's body, and when he went home, he saw Niu Fu, a stupid boy, on the street, wearing a single coat and sleeping in the snow, and he was still sleeping when the snow was buried in his neck." just fell asleep and let Lao Tzu pick it up and go home, his mother's snot and saliva were frozen, and he was stunned to let Ayi take warm soup to warm him up. ”
Everyone didn't know that Captain Niu Fu, the most powerful under Dong Zhuo, actually had such a past, and they all held back their laughter and didn't dare to make a sound, Niu Fu is a cautious person, don't look at him now that he is still in Bingzhou to take care of Dong Zhuo's home, there are so many cronies around him, who has more words to go back, there is no good fruit to eat.
Dong Zhuo laughed enough alone, seeing that several of them didn't dare to laugh, Dong Zhuo was not interesting, so he straightened his color and said to Li Ru: "Wenyou, so, what do you think makes you a certain family member?" Because a certain first gave you trust, indeed, you are either strong in martial arts, or witty and calculating, but when a certain first met you, which was not cowardly and was in a miasma. In the final analysis, there may be a reason why you are not cowardly, but this is also because Lao Tzu has a discerning eye for talents! Trust, Wenyou, you are full of wisdom but don't know what trust is, a certain is used to being cautious in the Central Plains, but a certain will always dare to accept failure. A person is not afraid of treating others as his own person but not being accepted, and a person who is afraid is only an outsider who has the instinct to become his own person because of a certain negligence. ”
"Now so many people are gathering in Dong's hometown, but no one invites so-and-so, the babies get on the horse and go to have a fun with Lao Tzu!"
Lintao is Dong Zhuo's hometown. Lintao also has another name called Di Dao. Lintao is a city, Di Dao was just a road built by the people of the Yueshi in Huangzhong outside Lintao at the beginning, and the surrounding Qianghu gathered more, and it became a place name.
In recent days, most of the surrounding Qianghu leaders have gathered in Lintao to slaughter cattle and sheep, which makes the surrounding area of the city very lively, and many merchants who have heard the news have built sheds near Didao and spontaneously built a market.
Dong Zhuo and his entourage were nearly 100, and it was already night when they arrived in Lintao, and they went straight to Dong's Wu more than ten miles away in the west of the city in the starry night.
Walking outside the Wu Fort, Dong Zhuo and his entourage gradually noticed that there was a strange atmosphere at home, in the fields and grasslands outside the Wu Fort, there were hundreds of Qiang people stationed in twos and threes, and these Qiang people with bows and arrows camped on the spot and slept under the dome, surrounding the Dong Wu Fort.
Dong Zhuo was furious from a distance.
Twenty years ago, the Dong brothers rose in Weimo to make a name for themselves in this land, and with their horses and iron swords, they fought their way out here, and the Dong family also became the No. 1 strong man in Lintao from 20 years ago.
Twenty years later, Dong Zhuo became famous and cool, and actually jumped out of these jumping clowns to surround Dong's Wu Fort, how could Dong Zhuo not be angry?
Li Ru knew that it was going to be worse when he saw Dong Zhuo's face wrinkled like frost and his nose was wrinkled, and he patted his horse to Dong Zhuo's side and whispered: "Don't worry, adults, they dare to surround Dong Zhuo but don't dare to act rashly because the adults are far away and merge with the state, these sentry horses are also to monitor the visitors in Wubao on weekdays, and it is more likely to see if the adults have received the news to come back, don't worry, don't worry, first think of a way to go home quietly, we know them, but they don't know us, and they are already invincible." ”
"Huh." Dong Zhuo smiled, but his ridiculous expression was a little terrifying, and he patted Li Ru on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Wen You is smart, really smart." Where is this? This is Lintao, what is that? That's Dong Shi Wu! Just such a group of miscellaneous people blocked Lao Tzu's way home, and they wanted to scare Lao Tzu so that they didn't dare to enter the door? ”
"I'll tell you, this thing didn't happen twenty years ago, but, yes!"
After that, Dong Zhuo patted Li Ru on the shoulder again, did not take his suggestion and signaled him not to be surprised, and turned his head to scold.
"Dong someone is going to visit the kingdom tomorrow, and if he is not a relative, he always needs a 'famous thorn' according to this Central Plains etiquette, where is Ado!"
"Li Dao is here!"
"Guo Yan is here, the lord will give the order!"
At the same time, nearly 100 armor soldiers behind Dong Zhuo bowed and unsheathed their knives at the same time, and the sound of armor colliding was very pleasant.
"Boom!" Dong Zhuo laughed violently, pointed to the front and said, "Lao Tzu wants to load a cart of heads to give the kingdom a salute!" ”